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Asphalt-Eater🎄🎇
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19, male, posts mostly SFW stuff, but usually it is weird.

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King K. Rool
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
2 anúncios de 15 segundos sem pulo para assistir vídeo de 1.5 segundos de HeavyTF2-gritando-e-sumindo-da-existência.MP4
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rezar pro ET Bilu salvar nosso querido broxinha...
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Não esquenta capitão, só mais 72 horas, e mais 72 horas, e mais 72 horas, e mais 72-
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
7) Gilded Jungle - 🌺☀️
8) Dragon Den - 🌋🐲
9) Winter's Heart - ❄️🏔️
10) Thundering Heights - ⛈️🌪️
11) Valley of the Dead - 💀🪦
12) Ominous Lands - ⚔️🌑
13) The Void - 🧿⬛
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I dont think anyone cares but, just in case they want these, the glowing mushrooms and giant trees are from Regions Unexplored. The weird Illager guy that can be seen on the third picture is from Goety, and so are those weird Creeper totems. The terrain was made with World Edit in a void world.
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Obviously based on Minecraft Dungeons (pretty much the whole map is).

Funny enough, creepers are not really all that major in this area, besides the stone totems.

Instead of a creeper-themed boss for this location, I just used the Broodmother from the Goety Mod, housed under a gigantic dead tree.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Also my render distance is set to 5 and ive set most graphics to "fast", because I dont mind the looks and dont want my laptop to turn into a grill.
So thats why theres so much fog and the leaves look weird.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Made using world edit, and is full of mods.
Main biome mod is Regions Unexplored, Texture pack is "Excalibur", the builds I made based on youtube videos, just with some different blocks in place, adapted to the map.

Version is 1.20.1 Forge.
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Se for um cavalo mesmo os Trumpistas vão voltar pro colinho do laranjão, pois pra eles é pior ser gay do que transar com animais.
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Não significa que o produto tá podre, só que está mal contido/há outro produto por perto con infestação.
Seria bom dar uma vasculhada pra ver se não tem caruncho em outros alimentos de base de trigo, arroz, qualquer grão.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Kkkkk, sim. Vazaram aqueles documentos que podem ou não ser falsos, mas que basicamente dariam a entender que o Trump dava pro Bill, e os MAGA estavam abandonando ele, não pela pedofilia descarada dele, mas pela CHANCE dele ser bisexual.
As prioridades deles é pelo avesso.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Caruncho?
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM