Mr. Pouty Pants
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Mr. Pouty Pants
@mr-pouty-pants.bsky.social
I made the mistake of letting my phone updating the operating system over the weekend. I hate it is much. This new “Liquid Glass” look from Apple is hideous. Why the hell cant we chips how our devices look anymore? I hate all this semitransparent floaty bullshit.
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Today's Forward Progress features our friend Matt Miller of ESPN. He has thoughts on Caleb Williams' non-linear development, the #Bears title chances, this year's draft and more. Links in replies. @312sportschi.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I-L-L!
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Go outside, look north west
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My kids have been out trick or treating for about 2 hours. They better bring back some good weed for me
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ugh. Not Vaughn
October 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Scrubs fans watching Shrinking
September 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Im Not Angry GIF
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September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m pretty sure the Bears D is ass
September 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It would be an amazing twist if Pritzker called in the National Guard to prevent ICE raids
Pritzker: It appears they are amassing ICE officers… It’s been reported that about 300 officers are planning to come in and do what they did in LA — terrorize neighborhoods and cause mayhem. Their plan is to create enough chaos on the ground that troops will have to be called in
September 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It’s my son’s birthday. I only think it’s fair that as his father and legal guardian I should win the poweball tonight as a birthday present for him.
September 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
September 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Jay Cutler before and after jail.
August 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I love my parents but I’m sick of the guilt trips about not seeing the kids enough and then they show up 30 minutes early and wonder why we aren’t ready for them.
August 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When a client gets your personal cell number.
a man wearing a hat and glasses is standing in front of a flower stand .
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August 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What happened to Cubs offense?
a man in a suit and tie is holding a brown jacket .
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August 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation
August 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
August 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM