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Does anyone else go through good times, and then instead of enjoying them, you think, "it's about to go down."

I know it wasn't her, but I could've sworn that the woman driving alongside me on my morning commute today was Hillary Clinton.

I'm pretty close to figuring out who the shooter is. So far, I know it's a white male with 2 legs and likely harbors resentment towards his health insurance provider.

She went to the groomers today. Bluesky, say hello to Ono!

I'm really enjoying things here on Bluesky, but I don't think the constant jabs at Twitter are necessary. Those guys thrive on attention, and the absolute worst thing they can receive from you is silence.