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mprimrose.bsky.social
@mprimrose.bsky.social
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May - July: Pride Season.
August: Summer Goth Awareness Month (check on your goths, make sure they're hydrated, help them prepare to emerge from their summer cocoon)
September - October: Spooky Season
November - December: Pagan Rituals
as corporations come crawling back to woke, this is an opportune time to press for concessions from the anti-woke coalition. i propose we act aggressively to expand pride month by capturing and claiming the first two weeks of july as well
April 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Sesame Street didn't have to slap so fucking hard, but it fucking did and this Pointer Sisters groove has lived rent free in my had for almost half a century.
Some classic Sesame Street pinball wizardry for you to count on…
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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#TRONARES
FEATURING ORIGINAL MUSIC BY NINE INCH NAILS
10.10.25
April 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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👍
April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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A maddening thing is enduring wave after wave of people reacting in shock to stuff we all knew was going to happen, and in many cases stuff that they very directly told us they were going to do. “Wall St guys who didn’t think he would ACTUALLY do the tariff thing” can especially fuck all the way off
April 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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TECH EXEC IN 2005: We believe the world is a better place when people are able to communicate online
THAT SAME TECH EXEC IN 2025: The greatest existential threat to humanity is the ability for women to talk back to me
March 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Please look up the influenza epidemic of 1918-19 to understand that the CDC not selecting strains for next year’s vaccines sets the stage for a public health calamity that will, without doubt and at bare minimum, catastrophically and directly impact people you know. This is a five alarm fire.
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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No one loves Canada quite like a hockey fan after that W - love that for you. Ride the wave straight into an advance voting polling station in Ontario. smartvoting.ca
Ending The Vote Split. One Riding At A Time
SmartVoting.ca is a one stop tool voters in Canada can use to see who is the best party to vote for in their riding to prevent a Conservative win.
smartvoting.ca
February 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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HE DOING NOT LIKE US AT THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL

HE SMILED AT THE CAMERA SAYING “SAY DRAKE”

WHOLE ARENA SAY “A MINORRRRRRR”

100/10 no notes
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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KENDRICK JUST NOW
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Watching this on repeat how is your day going?
This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM