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Marianne Piano
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Clinical eye care researcher & Orthoptist ('straight eyes'), at National Centre for Healthy Ageing 🇦🇺🇬🇧 She/her. My views are my own, not my institution's. Posting about dementia-friendly eyecare and why allied health is awesome!
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Hello new folks! I'm an allied health professional - an orthoptist, the profession you've never heard of until you need our help 😂 Think of me as like an eye physiotherapist - 'Orthoptist' = 'straight eyes'! We diagnose/treat eye movement and depth perception problems in neuro conditions & childhood
And then you have the British Congress of Optometry and Vision Sciences, where we go down the pub in the lunch break and dinner is at the local curry house 🤣
This is factually correct #AcademicChatter
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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I enjoy this meme.

The Grade 6 class I was talking to a few years ago about research integrity did not.

Look out for it in one of my #resdev sessions in the future.

#resdevmemes #academicsky
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just having a quiet moment with a cuppa before I present my early case study findings to our expert reference group for the dementia eyecare pathway. I'm interviewing for $75k of funding later, so I've really got the jitters 😅 it's 15 mins of my whole life, 15 mins of my whole life... #AcademicSky
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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10 strategies: 1, inclusion, 2, focus on what works, 3. Embrace complexity, 4, connect hearts. 5 connect heads, 6 adopt to need,7 build big tent, 8, make it easy, 9 realtime testing, 10 keep pace
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"It shouldn't have to be this hard."
This was a convo I had with someone on a random LinkedIn post on a totally different topic. I spend more time on these social media platforms than I should but to me it's worth it to hear stories like this. Things could be so much better 😔
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Oh man this is one of those stop the world I want to get off kind of weeks 😵‍💫
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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As an #Australian #QualititativeResearch er, gotta love when an interviewee slips a bit of regional dialect into an interview.

How do co-designers know we’re fair dinkum in wanting to partner with them in #codesign?

PS This quote’s definitely going in a paper.

#linguisticsky #academicsky
a man is looking into a body of water with the words fair dinkum on the bottom
ALT: a man is looking into a body of water with the words fair dinkum on the bottom
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November 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We got shortlisted so um yay? Time to be consumed by an elevator pitch practice loop for a week ig... 🙈
Wehweh feel like I've spent this whole week grant writing instead of doing other stuff I'm actually excited about moan whinge

My sole Friday achievement has been going for a walk and scoring biscoff cheesecake for 4 bucks from Woolies chuckouts. At least that's something! #academicsky
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Another lol MDPI journals moment: Got emailed directly by a special issue editor for Journal of Clinical Medicine - only paper in the issue is his team's and there are 3 other "special issues" with similar titles, each with a few articles. This is why nobody takes them seriously... #AcademicSky
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
What an amazing week at #AAGConf25! It was such a privilege to convene a whole symposium devoted to vision and hearing care for older adults, bringing together some amazing researchers across Australia. We enjoyed sharing our work! #academicsky #gerisky #gerontology #dementia #research
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Yesterday, our MARCS team proudly delivered a meaningful and insightful symposium on Day 1 of #AAGCONF25, titled: “Inclusion at the centre: Promoting socially connected communities for meaningful ageing" - presenting a diverse range of work dedicated to supporting the wellbeing of older adults.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Some prof on LinkedIn was posting saying not to celebrate getting research funding on there cos it upsets ppl who miss out. But LinkedIn is by nature performative, it's a career networking platform, that's what it's designed for? I used to see these kinds of statements on Twitter too. #AcademicSky
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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A project that started with a DiGRA23 workshop is finally, nearly out in the world! Coming May 2026 from Bloomsbury’s Writing History series, Writing Games Histories is a collection of essays on historical game studies methods&approaches. Find the ToC here:

www.bloomsbury.com/uk/writing-g...
Writing Game Histories
This book offers an accessible introduction to the dynamic intersection between history and games, and the flourishing discipline of Historical Game Studies. Fr…
www.bloomsbury.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I have chilblains. In November. MELBOURNE PLS.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Last light of the day and the last #autumn leaves on the acers at #Bodnant Gardens Tal-y-Cafn @nationaltrust.org.uk 🍂🍁🍂
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I think I've done all my overdue peer reviews? Gosh, October was such a month, I still feel like I'm recovering...
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
When I was at uni, I was able to apply to a hardship fund. This was because being on clinical placement every uni holiday made it impossible for me to do casual work. That fund made a really big difference to me, my independence. One day, when I'm in a position to, I'd like to pay it forward...
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I’ve spent many years explaining/defending biorxiv’s “no reviews” policy.

The logic was always that opening Word and opining is a far lower barrier than doing actual research, so noise’d be >> signal and we didn’t want to make subjective quality judgements.

LLMs mean it makes even more sense 1/2
arXiv will no longer accept review articles and position papers unless they have been accepted at a journal or a conference and complete successful peer review.

This is due to being overwhelmed by a hundreds of AI generated papers a month.

Yet another open submission process killed by LLMs.
Attention Authors: Updated Practice for Review Articles and Position Papers in arXiv CS Category – arXiv blog
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November 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I’m over here sympathizing in English lecturer. Would you like one of our Screaming Cookies? They don’t actually scream themselves, unfortunately. They’re just very large to muffle the weeping and absorb some of the stomach acid before it makes a new ulcer.

#thewordofthedayisduodenal
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The Aus dementia rehab roadmap has weighed in at 10k - still two small sections to finish cos I got sick this week, but hoo boy no wonder it took me longer than planned to finish the draft 😅 There's some good stuff in there though, so grateful to everyone who took part #academicsky #dementiaresearch
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Wehweh feel like I've spent this whole week grant writing instead of doing other stuff I'm actually excited about moan whinge

My sole Friday achievement has been going for a walk and scoring biscoff cheesecake for 4 bucks from Woolies chuckouts. At least that's something! #academicsky
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
My colleague: So how's your grant writing going?
Me:
a man in a crown is holding a piece of paper in his hand .
ALT: a man in a crown is holding a piece of paper in his hand .
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October 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Trying to explain how the academic/faculty job market works to someone outside of the field makes you sound like a crazy person. #academicsky
October 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Looking forward to this morning's dementia symposium at the Royal Melbourne Hospital! There's some great panellists speaking today about how they are improving the hospital experience at RMH for people living with dementia, and what still needs to happen 😁 #academicsky
October 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I have a huge backlog of field notes to type up 😴 Just feel like I have so much academic admin rn #academicsky
October 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM