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Ian
@mplsnightmayor.bsky.social
Night Mayor of Minneapolis
Twin Cities DSA
he/him
/81 if you're giving a speech at a wedding, print that shit off -- or better yet, write it down to a notebook. No one wants to see you scrolling on your notes app at a formal event.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I hope we get the blue throwback cans as a jersey mock up!
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I had an initial reaction of "Oh, I guess we're really trying to work the freshmen in" and it appears to be because... they're awesome??
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I do not understand Dylan fandom.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Lots of people seem to like them, but Tallahassee is where I got off the train, and honestly, West Texas and Zopilote are the ones that are nearest and dearest.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Jokes on them -- I literally keep thinking this is the made up one and that we only have 12.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
/80 When I open Microsoft Word, the only thing I want to see is a blank page and a cursor staring back at me. Why don't you "take a tour" of my nuts. What is any of this? I've never clicked on any of these but "BLANK DOCUMENT"
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Any recommendations on places to start with his solo work?
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mike! Good to see you over here guy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I am one of the pioneers of the shallow canvass. The lightest rat-a-tat-tat knock you ever heard, 20 seconds of standing there looking at VAN, then shoving that leave-behind right in the storm door. Simple as.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Like, listen to this. Don't have to be into metal or grunge or whatever. open.spotify.com/track/5CyZ9a...
Radioactive Dreams
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
79/ I think it should be illegal for a business to not take cash. This is American currency. Legal tender. I am sorry that it's inconvenient to count and store, but these are the breaks of operating in a society.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Almost told you to ask your wife, but decided that came across as pretty bold, lol
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Likes: Changing my oil
Dislikes: Expressing emotion
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Hey Everybody! It's Butt Chug Monday over on Bloosky! Get over here and tell your favorite Butt Chugging stories!"
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Okay, it was beef broth and bourbon it sounds like!
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
His treatment was so mismanaged that it likely killed him and it's now podcast fodder. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47k...
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 176: The Assassination of President James A. Garfield
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
That's gotta be a Guy Ritchie film.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Was he the one who got soup up the butt?
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh shoot, forgot he was back in town!
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The real "fell for it again award" goes to me, logging on every day with hope in my heart and a steely gaze in my eyes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM