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Brodie 🍉
@mostlybrodie.bsky.social
30 | she/her 🌻
“manic puzzle dream girl”
I like games and stories
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2025 really can be summarized by crying through your open enrollment information session at work because everything feels so hopeless
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The hardest part of Hades 2 is getting enough DRIFTWOOD OH MY GOD
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I treat dnd hit points like bowling scores. As long as I crack 100 by the end I call it a success (my level 18 rogue/paladin just got to 100 HP)
September 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I've always wanted to customize a Guess Who board and the thrift gods smiled upon me this birthday weekend and I found one for $3! I'm gonna make it be characters from my DND campaign!
September 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If I had a Ben and Jerry’s flavor it would just be the Topped ones but also Bottomed. So you can get through the first layer with a 50/50 ice cream to chocolate ratio and then have the bottom chocolate to split with the rest of the ice cream.
September 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I've been watching His Dark Materials and I can feel the JSTOR articles populating in my brain scene by scene
August 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’m so tired of the only way to make things more affordable is to be legally married (lower insurance premiums, tax breaks, access to better loans, etc.) I’m taking applications for lavender marriages presently.
August 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Of all Hozier’s songs with poignant, emotional lyrics its Abstract (Psychopomp) that I simply cannot think about without descending into madness
August 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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While for most of the country, wastewater viral activity level for coronavirus is currently low, Alabama is one of seven states where it is high.

Read more: https://www.al.com/news/2025/08/alabama-one-of-the-only-places-in-the-country-where-rates-are-high-in-sewage.html 
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I hate summer everyone takes long PTO!!! Coworkers! Executives I need things from!! My doctor!! I need yall!! Long weekend?? Fine!! Two weeks?? Unacceptable!!! Take small holidays more often!! Stop inconveniencing ME!!
July 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
listening to people play Peak with no context all their conversations are like “ okay I’m gonna take this lollipop and go to that bush” i don’t know what this game is about
July 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I feel like keeping up with my medical needs is a whole part time job. I miss when Children’s Rehab Services corralled all my doctors once a year to take a look and talk to each other.
July 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
will there ever be a day that I can say a seven syllable phrase without saying it to the tune of Alexander Hamilton?
June 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I had four different people ask me if I was a trinket trader at the Tennessee Renaissance Faire so I think I was sufficiently decorated
May 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I took fb off my phone because I’m trying to ween myself off meta apps and the only down sides are that I look at fewer local events and it’s annoying to watch fb reels that my friends put in group chats 😅
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My therapist (!!!) said that my intake form jokes made her laugh and she thought we were gonna get along great so I think I did in fact win AND get a good grade in therapy 😊
April 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m starting therapy for the first time on Thursday anyone have any tips for not performing a stand up routine or PowerPoint presentation as a means of distancing yourself from sensitive issues?
April 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I want someone to make a tiktok to “opening up” from Waitress that’s a ren faire opening for the day
April 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hi I work in training and change management and I’m having jury duty for the first time and want to overhaul the whole system oh my GOD
April 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
this pollen has been so bad my eyelids feel like crumpled tissue paper from itching so much
April 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m obsessed with the way Mulder and Scully always say “It’s me” to each other when they answer the phone
March 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Are you really a failure or do you just need some food, water, a hug, and/or a nap or walk?
March 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM