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Mortuaire 🪦🥀
@mortuaire.bsky.social
Cat mom, casual goth, baker, oddities collector, Art Deco enthusiast, weird plant grower, cemetery crawler. Halloween is every day.
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Husbands with Grindr profiles?
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.
Mamdani wins New York City mayoral race, in a historic victory for progressives
Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Last week I impulsively ordered 100 tiny baby lithops. My joy upon their arrival yesterday was immeasurable; they’re so cuuuute! Freaky little dudes.
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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We have gone GOLD

#FOTC @subpop.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Hungry, hungry guillotine

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February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Are we even filing taxes this year? Fascists are now in control of the Treasury. I feel like sending them more money is a terrible idea.
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Tiny ferns growing on a decaying log. Photo taken on a bone walk last weekend in the North Georgia woods.
#nature #naturephotography #bonecollecting #ferns #woods
February 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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i'm not built for a 9-5 life. i was built to live inside a haunted 18th century castle with my cats, where it's spooky season all year round while i sip on coffee, watch true crime docs and cast spells.
February 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Y’all, look at this floozy just letting it all hang out on a Saturday morning.
#catpics #tinypanther #cats #voidcats 🐈‍⬛📷
February 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Grumpy snuggles from Ripley 🐈‍⬛📷
January 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One of the things I love about #marvelrivals is that the Report function WORKS!
Voice or text chat abuse? Report.
Offensive username? Report.
Player AFK or griefing? Report.
They even send you a message telling you the player was muted/had their name changed/restricted from matchmaking.
January 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The new DEI hires in government are Drunk Entitled and Incompetent
January 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Since this was/is one of my favorite succulents, I also wanted to save the mother plant. I beheaded it, tossed the infested bit, and bathed the whole stem and root system in alcohol, rinsed in fresh water, and added it to the prop tub. 3/3 #succulents #echeveria #houseplants
January 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Attempting to eradicate the mealy bugs, I fully disassembled the plant and dipped each leaf in rubbing alcohol, then plain water, and placed them in fresh, clean soil to propagate. 2/3 #succulents #echeveria #houseplants
January 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My big, beautiful echeveria mamba is no more. 😩 I spotted mealy bugs on it last week and treated with insecticidal soap, but the fuzzy little bastards showed up again yesterday. 1/2 #succulents #echeveria #houseplants
January 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Can some of my #succulents folks confirm that this black stuff growing on my plant is mealy bug related? Or is this a disease/rot?
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good morning! Please enjoy this lithops shedding her old, bird-pecked leaves and growing a beautiful new face. #succulents #plants #lithops
January 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Dexter is deep in the zone this morning. 🐈‍⬛ 📷 #blackcats #cats #thezone
January 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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If you're feeling down today, here's a raccoon playing with bubbles.
#happyfriday #joy #joyful #happy
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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@maxwellfrost.bsky.social: “Let's be honest about DOGE and this whole thing, it's a joke. We're talking about two billionaires who are cosplaying as government officials.”

#oppose
#DemCast
December 6, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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sitting in a waiting room this morning while my partner had a 6 hour long cancer removal surgery when I saw the news that the insurance CEO was shot. Im paying out of pocket because the best alternative for us is partial coverage @ 1000 a month with a 15000 deductible. Anyway heres a unrelated comic
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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I don't know what you learned in English class but who, what, when, where, why and how are so important and versatile when asking questions for the media you ingest and interpret. Examples being who is this for? What feeling does this stir? Why was it written in this tone? Who benefits from this?etc
December 3, 2024 at 7:30 PM
The Mortuaire family: Dexter, Ripley, and Delia 🐈‍⬛📷 #blackcats
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM