At their age, I'm certain they *are* tired.

All the more reason to have age limits.

Ah, yes.

I remembered being evicted from my first apartment from overuse of my fruit gun. Truly, the technology of today is a godsend.

Clearly not, otherwise how would you be able to post anything to the internet?

I feel like your internet connection would be spotty at best coming six feet down.

I mean, my wife doesn't care for pumpkin pie (@newsynonsense if you wanna question why she's anti good things), so you're more spoiling me than both of us, but...
It's nice to see some kindness in the world, Y'know?

I would really love to stop being given reasons to despise having to vote for her in 2016.

RFK Jr answers the unasked question of "Is it possible for a removed cancer tumor to make women wet?"

Can't wait to listen to old timers complain about inflation harming the child abuse market.

"When I was a boy, my pa called tanning my hide 'knocking some cents into ya'. But now, what, I have to be PATIENT?!? Because of the ECONOMY?!?"

Nickels, obviously

In God weeeeeeeee