Mortimer Langford
@mortimerlangford.bsky.social
35 year old recovering Scorpio. Married. Author. IT guy. Father. Unwilling disciple of chaos.
He/Him
Buy my damn books:
https://amzn.to/4oOHjz2
He/Him
Buy my damn books:
https://amzn.to/4oOHjz2
There are many benefits to marrying an avid reader and editor:
A supportive fan that no one gets weird about when you kiss them.
Free editing.
Great book recs like @scalzi.com's "Old Man's War".
But no one warned me about making Scalzi burritos (Scalzitos).
So... Ups and downs.
A supportive fan that no one gets weird about when you kiss them.
Free editing.
Great book recs like @scalzi.com's "Old Man's War".
But no one warned me about making Scalzi burritos (Scalzitos).
So... Ups and downs.
August 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There are many benefits to marrying an avid reader and editor:
A supportive fan that no one gets weird about when you kiss them.
Free editing.
Great book recs like @scalzi.com's "Old Man's War".
But no one warned me about making Scalzi burritos (Scalzitos).
So... Ups and downs.
A supportive fan that no one gets weird about when you kiss them.
Free editing.
Great book recs like @scalzi.com's "Old Man's War".
But no one warned me about making Scalzi burritos (Scalzitos).
So... Ups and downs.
If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without context
July 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post an image from your device without context
Do not, my friends, become addicted to not having to choose between food and video games. It will take a hold of you, and you will resent its absence
May 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Do not, my friends, become addicted to not having to choose between food and video games. It will take a hold of you, and you will resent its absence
"Have you said 'thank you' even once?"
March 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Have you said 'thank you' even once?"
This is why you don't let people name their own stuff, Pokémon Company.
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is why you don't let people name their own stuff, Pokémon Company.
What my wife's nachos see as they slowly spin in my microwave.
February 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
What my wife's nachos see as they slowly spin in my microwave.
I feel like if you have to include this in your box, that's a bad sign, Graco
February 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I feel like if you have to include this in your box, that's a bad sign, Graco
Alright, settle down Edgar Allen Poe-ass fortune cookie.
February 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Alright, settle down Edgar Allen Poe-ass fortune cookie.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
My wife and I have normal interactions.
December 20, 2024 at 9:48 PM
My wife and I have normal interactions.
Sonic collected 7 chaos emeralds, each a color of the rainbow, to fight an allegory for climate change (Dr. Robotnik) alongside his friends of various genders. Tails, an 11 WHO CAN ALREADY FLY is a self taught mechanic because he likes planes, making him autism coded. In this essay, I will-
November 8, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Sonic collected 7 chaos emeralds, each a color of the rainbow, to fight an allegory for climate change (Dr. Robotnik) alongside his friends of various genders. Tails, an 11 WHO CAN ALREADY FLY is a self taught mechanic because he likes planes, making him autism coded. In this essay, I will-
Just matching your tone, kiddo.
Make sure to include in your manifesto the reasons why anything short of a 100% perfect replica of your ideal candidate is unworthy of support. That way we can explain to women and lgbtq+ identities exactly why they need to suffer.
Because Gaza.
Make sure to include in your manifesto the reasons why anything short of a 100% perfect replica of your ideal candidate is unworthy of support. That way we can explain to women and lgbtq+ identities exactly why they need to suffer.
Because Gaza.
October 13, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Just matching your tone, kiddo.
Make sure to include in your manifesto the reasons why anything short of a 100% perfect replica of your ideal candidate is unworthy of support. That way we can explain to women and lgbtq+ identities exactly why they need to suffer.
Because Gaza.
Make sure to include in your manifesto the reasons why anything short of a 100% perfect replica of your ideal candidate is unworthy of support. That way we can explain to women and lgbtq+ identities exactly why they need to suffer.
Because Gaza.
I'm not known for having a teacher kink.
But I guess this chick loves Van Halen.
But I guess this chick loves Van Halen.
October 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I'm not known for having a teacher kink.
But I guess this chick loves Van Halen.
But I guess this chick loves Van Halen.
Pictured: Police performing wellness check on Immigrant in Springfield, Ohio.
2025
2025
September 11, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Pictured: Police performing wellness check on Immigrant in Springfield, Ohio.
2025
2025
On the one hand, I'm sick and tired of the gross horny need for self-martyrdom.
On the other hand, maybe this is a utopia movie?
On the other hand, maybe this is a utopia movie?
July 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
On the one hand, I'm sick and tired of the gross horny need for self-martyrdom.
On the other hand, maybe this is a utopia movie?
On the other hand, maybe this is a utopia movie?