M toda R
@morthyn.bsky.social
They're using ai to erase history. How ya'll think they got Jesus to be white? They drew that mf time and time again.
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
They're using ai to erase history. How ya'll think they got Jesus to be white? They drew that mf time and time again.
listening to classical music makes me feel like a villain who hasn't reached their potential.
January 23, 2026 at 8:37 PM
listening to classical music makes me feel like a villain who hasn't reached their potential.
Oh it's really different here. Ok. I can dig that
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Oh it's really different here. Ok. I can dig that
Oscar predictions
Best Picture: Megalopolis
Best Actress: Dakota Johnson (Madame Web)
Best Picture: Megalopolis
Best Actress: Dakota Johnson (Madame Web)
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Oscar predictions
Best Picture: Megalopolis
Best Actress: Dakota Johnson (Madame Web)
Best Picture: Megalopolis
Best Actress: Dakota Johnson (Madame Web)
Not 1 like this app sucks lol
I KNOW the director of The Substance doesn’t want to spend another minute working on this insane world. But hear me out: an anthology series. Different stories, different themes, all tied to that sketchy, underground office. Like… WTF happened there?? Let me dream. 🧵 #thesubstancemovie
a woman wearing a red shirt and black gloves is covering her face with her hand
ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt and black gloves is covering her face with her hand
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Not 1 like this app sucks lol
Why do y’all care how much the Wicked movie makes? Y’all got a back-end deal I don’t know about? The second part is already shot—relax. Pocket-watching a billion-dollar company to see if they hit their extreme quota from the most aggressive marketing campaign ever? Sounds like you’re the wicked one.
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Why do y’all care how much the Wicked movie makes? Y’all got a back-end deal I don’t know about? The second part is already shot—relax. Pocket-watching a billion-dollar company to see if they hit their extreme quota from the most aggressive marketing campaign ever? Sounds like you’re the wicked one.
I KNOW the director of The Substance doesn’t want to spend another minute working on this insane world. But hear me out: an anthology series. Different stories, different themes, all tied to that sketchy, underground office. Like… WTF happened there?? Let me dream. 🧵 #thesubstancemovie
a woman wearing a red shirt and black gloves is covering her face with her hand
ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt and black gloves is covering her face with her hand
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I KNOW the director of The Substance doesn’t want to spend another minute working on this insane world. But hear me out: an anthology series. Different stories, different themes, all tied to that sketchy, underground office. Like… WTF happened there?? Let me dream. 🧵 #thesubstancemovie
At this rate, McDonald’s is about to release a ‘MAGA Meal’ with a free Diet Coke.
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 19, 2024 at 6:02 AM
At this rate, McDonald’s is about to release a ‘MAGA Meal’ with a free Diet Coke.
Life lately: no texts, no stress, and absolutely no energy for the circus.
November 19, 2024 at 5:12 AM
Life lately: no texts, no stress, and absolutely no energy for the circus.
We really left Twitter just to gentrify someone else’s app. Let’s be better here, please.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 AM
We really left Twitter just to gentrify someone else’s app. Let’s be better here, please.
BlueSky feels like we’re all in a witness protection program for Twitter addicts.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 AM
BlueSky feels like we’re all in a witness protection program for Twitter addicts.
We fled Twitter like rats off a sinking ship, and now we’re all on BlueSky like, ‘Damn, is this our new dystopia? Pass the aux before I log off.’
November 19, 2024 at 5:09 AM
We fled Twitter like rats off a sinking ship, and now we’re all on BlueSky like, ‘Damn, is this our new dystopia? Pass the aux before I log off.’
I’d pray for healing, but I know God is busy, so now I just pray for Him to unplug the internet.
November 16, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I’d pray for healing, but I know God is busy, so now I just pray for Him to unplug the internet.
Have you ever been in a car with an 80-year-old driver? They’re ready to die—they don’t GAF. That’s exactly why I ignore all Trump news—he’s 80, pushing through at high speed in a parking lot
November 16, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Have you ever been in a car with an 80-year-old driver? They’re ready to die—they don’t GAF. That’s exactly why I ignore all Trump news—he’s 80, pushing through at high speed in a parking lot
Swallowing cum on Ozempic is diabolical because you’re out here risking fullness on one single shot of protein. Priorities, girl.
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Swallowing cum on Ozempic is diabolical because you’re out here risking fullness on one single shot of protein. Priorities, girl.
My sex drive has entered its Do Not Disturb era.
November 16, 2024 at 4:03 PM
My sex drive has entered its Do Not Disturb era.
That old people smell? It’s just Icy Hot mixed with regret. Been catching whiffs of it around my house lately… might need to sage.
November 16, 2024 at 4:02 PM
That old people smell? It’s just Icy Hot mixed with regret. Been catching whiffs of it around my house lately… might need to sage.
If karma is real, then explain why billionaires are still thriving.
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
If karma is real, then explain why billionaires are still thriving.
The only reason I haven’t sold my soul yet is because the resale value’s trash.
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
The only reason I haven’t sold my soul yet is because the resale value’s trash.
Thanksgiving is just a practice round for arguing with your family at Christmas
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Thanksgiving is just a practice round for arguing with your family at Christmas
The American Dream is just paying rent on time and pretending you don’t hate your job.
November 16, 2024 at 3:59 PM
The American Dream is just paying rent on time and pretending you don’t hate your job.
Work is just a weekly reminder that I wasn’t born into royalty.
November 16, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Work is just a weekly reminder that I wasn’t born into royalty.
Gen Z won’t watch a classic film, but they’ll watch a 3-hour YouTube breakdown of it
November 16, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Gen Z won’t watch a classic film, but they’ll watch a 3-hour YouTube breakdown of it
Imagine waking up to someone making you breakfast and it’s eggplant parmesan. Jail.
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Imagine waking up to someone making you breakfast and it’s eggplant parmesan. Jail.
Dating is just texting someone until you both get tired of pretending to care about each vibes.
November 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Dating is just texting someone until you both get tired of pretending to care about each vibes.