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Occasionally makes funny books⏳⌛📚⚰️💀 Merch design & apparel 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Frankenhooker should've been in the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I won't elaborate further.
June 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
April 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
April 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Gel sucks. Another good day to be a hater.
March 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Link to the gofundme for our friends and peers please donate if you are able 💕
Donate to Help Simon, Maloney, and Jack After Silver Sprocket Layoffs, organized by Tori Bowler
Hello everyone, my name is Tori Bowler and three of my close f… Tori Bowler needs your support for Help Simon, Maloney, and Jack After Silver Sprocket Layoffs
www.gofundme.com
March 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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FISK: I want you to stop what you’re doing…and fill that hole
CONSTRUCTION GUY: I can’t sir, I’m woke
BYSTANDER: He’s woke, he won’t do it
March 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Does this break the TOS
March 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Cmon man
January 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not the Temu Kane fit
January 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I remember 2 years ago laying in a recliner with my cat sound asleep on my lap while playing RDR2 and thinking to myself "this is my high point, it's straight down from here" and wouldn't u know it I was fuckin right
January 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I treat every every buffet like it's an elden ring boss
December 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Imagine getting killed in broad daylight with a single shot bolt action pistol and everyone unanimously celebrates it lol
December 5, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Revisiting Radar Bros as I spiral closer towards 40 smdh
November 27, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Ok another question: why are there so many Chicago glazers on this app? I mean i get it, it's a great city, but every other post is a generic photo of the downtown skyline with some tired yappin like 'I love sunsets because every one you see is a beautiful painting made just for you'
November 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Why is every other post on here someone sayin shit like "time to introduce megablocks to bluesky"
November 16, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Replaying the tyson ass shot in the credits is crazy
November 16, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Netflix's servers are fighting for their lives rn
November 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
If Mike loses, it's gonna be white boy summer for the next decade
November 16, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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Turned the fight on just in time to see inside that woman’s eye-socket
November 16, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Tyson ass shot hell yeah we're back
November 16, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Time-lapse of a dog after eating a bee
November 15, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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I fucked around and clicked art for my interest now it’s nothing but ugly ass portraits on my timeline
November 14, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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Excited to announce THE CONFESSIONAL by @paigumondus.bsky.social is part of the amazing slate of books we have coming to shelves SPRING 2025

In this compelling debut horror graphic novel, a newly turned vampire yearns for salvation in the arms of the priest who uncovers her secret
Pre-Order: The Confessional by Paige Hender
The Confessional by Paige Hender. --- In this compelling debut horror graphic novel, a newly turned vampire yearns for salvation in the arms of the priest who uncovers her secret. --- “The…
store.silversprocket.net
November 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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New original art available at the @voltronofficial art show at Mike’s Vintage Toys this Saturday! 8.5x11”, ink, watercolor, Deleter screentone, and ProWhite.
November 14, 2024 at 9:53 PM