He's a valedictorian, he is back to drinking but in a Normal College Student Regrets Doing Shots way, and I think he's about to graduate?

I think iterating on it is what FF7R's materia system is

it's basically why we actually can forgive him for the Arisia thing

we genuinely do buy that Hal Jordan is dumb enough to think her magically becoming adult sized is the same thing as aging

is it as funny as the time he knocked himself out slipping on a wet floor or the time he lost a fight with a yellow roadsign?

no, but those are high water marks

Look at that boy. Not even one thought in his head.

He doesn’t even remember they he’s a ghost and doesn’t have a real GL ring even tho he was literally just in Purgatory moments before.

I think I'd argue a dialect (in the same sense as like, Kansaiben in Japanese) over language but that's like, points of academic word choice rather than disagreement, a social media company needs to absolutely be treating it with respect

next stop: Day of Judgment

which i'm sure will make sense even though i haven't read anything hal jordan has been doing in the 90s

yeah I'm not really expecting much out of Day of Judgment, but that's just five issues, and then four issues in the Circle of Fire event but none of them are Johns, and then I get to read Grant Morrison Justice League stuff!

At least those excerpts read like an actual human being wrote a bad book

also both were made by dudes who were probably abusive in their daily lives.

i say probably because i can't remember clearly about Jack Chick, Fletcher Hanks absolutely was

i literally stopped mid issue to check if i'd missed a comic where ronnie became a model. i haven't.

The key here is that "Lawyers will not just sign their name and bar ID# to what a paralegal gives them, even a Birbmom tier paralegal." is an untrue statement, and needs to be qualified with "good". Good lawyers will not do that.

Many lawyers are not good lawyers.