Patrick Cates
@morolog.us
Founder of the Mystery Pratts and the New Purposists, neither of which have ever existed.
London once. Los Angeles now.
London once. Los Angeles now.
I got a Fess published. Proudest moment of 2025.
When I got home from holiday once, my Mum surprised me with the news that she and my aunt had painted my bedroom while I was away. In a panic, I checked under the bed for the stack of grumble that I'd been keeping there. Gone. I found it neatly stacked in one of my desk drawers.
January 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I got a Fess published. Proudest moment of 2025.
Reposted by Patrick Cates
When I got home from holiday once, my Mum surprised me with the news that she and my aunt had painted my bedroom while I was away. In a panic, I checked under the bed for the stack of grumble that I'd been keeping there. Gone. I found it neatly stacked in one of my desk drawers.
January 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I got home from holiday once, my Mum surprised me with the news that she and my aunt had painted my bedroom while I was away. In a panic, I checked under the bed for the stack of grumble that I'd been keeping there. Gone. I found it neatly stacked in one of my desk drawers.
Unconventional Christmas aesthetic in a front yard on the next street. But I’ll allow it.
December 9, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Unconventional Christmas aesthetic in a front yard on the next street. But I’ll allow it.
This is my favourite Christmas movie.
December 1, 2024 at 4:02 PM
This is my favourite Christmas movie.
“Are you going to put the Christmas tree up yourself?”
“No. I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
“No. I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
November 29, 2024 at 11:34 PM
“Are you going to put the Christmas tree up yourself?”
“No. I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
“No. I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
Plumbers call the day after Thanksgiving “Brown Friday”.
November 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Plumbers call the day after Thanksgiving “Brown Friday”.
Or as Scottish people pronounce it, “bawbag”.
November 25, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Or as Scottish people pronounce it, “bawbag”.
My 13-year-old daughter and three of her best friends, all girls, have formed a gang. They have decided to call themselves “Lord Shatnickel and The Piss Boys”.
November 25, 2024 at 1:56 AM
My 13-year-old daughter and three of her best friends, all girls, have formed a gang. They have decided to call themselves “Lord Shatnickel and The Piss Boys”.
