Are you sure the cat wasn’t excited that it might contain your Nan’s sewing kit?

I would love to see a breakdown of time spent actually curling one down, wiping, groaning etc. Important.

My dad used to do this in Superdrug with boxes of condoms. He would slip them into people’s baskets and then stand by the checkout to watch the embarrassment unfold. Nobody ever suspected a sweet-looking old man with a walking stick.

Perhaps they’re all thinking that if they buy a single banana and tape it to a wall, they’ll be able to sell it to an art collector for $6.2 million.

Deplorean.