Morgan, Queen of Bullshit
@morganx27.bsky.social
Qualified nonsense merchant
It's reassuring to know nothing we do matters any more.
I'm off to eat the mona lisa.
I'm off to eat the mona lisa.
January 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's reassuring to know nothing we do matters any more.
I'm off to eat the mona lisa.
I'm off to eat the mona lisa.
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Why have they written this as if someone’s pissed on them
January 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Why have they written this as if someone’s pissed on them
Me in a museum: Show me the Moneeeetttttttt
December 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Me in a museum: Show me the Moneeeetttttttt
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Whamageddon is tedious and so I propose: Saviour's Day. The day that you hear Saviour's Day by Cliff Richard is your "Saviour's Day". If you make it to 25th Dec without hearing it you are deemed to have had an "unholy year" and you must leave your village and live on a hillside.
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Whamageddon is tedious and so I propose: Saviour's Day. The day that you hear Saviour's Day by Cliff Richard is your "Saviour's Day". If you make it to 25th Dec without hearing it you are deemed to have had an "unholy year" and you must leave your village and live on a hillside.
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It increasingly feels like we're forgetting the true spirit of Black Friday: clubbing a pensioner with a fire extinguisher to get the last reduced television in Asda.
November 29, 2024 at 10:36 AM
It increasingly feels like we're forgetting the true spirit of Black Friday: clubbing a pensioner with a fire extinguisher to get the last reduced television in Asda.
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
My Bluesky discover feed is just a list of reasons why Bluesky is great
I wonder how that happened
I wonder how that happened
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
My Bluesky discover feed is just a list of reasons why Bluesky is great
I wonder how that happened
I wonder how that happened
My body your choice
I don't give a shit what happens to it
I don't give a shit what happens to it
November 23, 2024 at 8:34 PM
My body your choice
I don't give a shit what happens to it
I don't give a shit what happens to it
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Doris, have you seen my pool table?
No Farmer Griffiths, I haven't seen any pool tables stashed away at the back of the barn, anywhere at all today.
No Farmer Griffiths, I haven't seen any pool tables stashed away at the back of the barn, anywhere at all today.
November 21, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Doris, have you seen my pool table?
No Farmer Griffiths, I haven't seen any pool tables stashed away at the back of the barn, anywhere at all today.
No Farmer Griffiths, I haven't seen any pool tables stashed away at the back of the barn, anywhere at all today.
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jacking off is unrealistic
October 30, 2024 at 12:29 AM
jacking off is unrealistic
I wonder what'd irritate musk most - calling every post on X a tweet, or calling every post on Bluesky a tweet?
November 19, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I wonder what'd irritate musk most - calling every post on X a tweet, or calling every post on Bluesky a tweet?