Morgan, Queen of Bullshit
@morganx27.bsky.social
Qualified nonsense merchant
When I was at school, a man came in who made various things out of wood and said he was a bodger.
I should point out he was hired by the school, he didn't just turn up.
I should point out he was hired by the school, he didn't just turn up.
March 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
When I was at school, a man came in who made various things out of wood and said he was a bodger.
I should point out he was hired by the school, he didn't just turn up.
I should point out he was hired by the school, he didn't just turn up.
No longer nonbinary, but it gave me the space to explore my gender identity
It also expanded what my idea of gender could be, like I don't have to be 100% anything, I can slightly expand the bounds of "woman".
It also expanded what my idea of gender could be, like I don't have to be 100% anything, I can slightly expand the bounds of "woman".
January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
No longer nonbinary, but it gave me the space to explore my gender identity
It also expanded what my idea of gender could be, like I don't have to be 100% anything, I can slightly expand the bounds of "woman".
It also expanded what my idea of gender could be, like I don't have to be 100% anything, I can slightly expand the bounds of "woman".
Any chance I could text you for some captivating information?
January 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Any chance I could text you for some captivating information?
That's okay, in 3 years you're going to ask AI to write you a recipe for a cake and the machine will just say "AITA for refusing to eat my sister's poo cake?" and when you inquire further it'll just start rambling about awards and karma
January 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That's okay, in 3 years you're going to ask AI to write you a recipe for a cake and the machine will just say "AITA for refusing to eat my sister's poo cake?" and when you inquire further it'll just start rambling about awards and karma
What makes you think so?
January 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What makes you think so?
They will very well try, but trans people have always been here and always will be here. I'll outlive trump, that's for sure, and I'll be happy while I do it. We're not going anywhere.
January 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
They will very well try, but trans people have always been here and always will be here. I'll outlive trump, that's for sure, and I'll be happy while I do it. We're not going anywhere.
I'm gonna make some brownies soon
January 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I'm gonna make some brownies soon
In cities by me, there seems to be endless blocks of flats being built. Trouble is, they're billed as "luxury" flats and cost at least £1k per month. I have to presume this bubble will burst at some point.
January 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
In cities by me, there seems to be endless blocks of flats being built. Trouble is, they're billed as "luxury" flats and cost at least £1k per month. I have to presume this bubble will burst at some point.
I hate shit like that.
"Can I ask why you're unsubscribing?"
"Because"
"Can I offer you this upgrade"
"No"
"Can I ask why you're unsubscribing?"
"Because"
"Can I offer you this upgrade"
"No"
January 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I hate shit like that.
"Can I ask why you're unsubscribing?"
"Because"
"Can I offer you this upgrade"
"No"
"Can I ask why you're unsubscribing?"
"Because"
"Can I offer you this upgrade"
"No"
An excellent gift, I loved it!
December 23, 2024 at 1:31 PM
An excellent gift, I loved it!
Anything that annoys people who play golf gets my vote
December 17, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Anything that annoys people who play golf gets my vote
How much of my valuable time I've whiled away with shorts, and what I could've used that time for instead
December 5, 2024 at 6:29 PM
How much of my valuable time I've whiled away with shorts, and what I could've used that time for instead
I am, am I?
Yeah just this morning I put a few enemies in a gulag and one of the lads tried to poison me so I had him erased from history. I'm proper Stalinesque, I am
Yeah just this morning I put a few enemies in a gulag and one of the lads tried to poison me so I had him erased from history. I'm proper Stalinesque, I am
December 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I am, am I?
Yeah just this morning I put a few enemies in a gulag and one of the lads tried to poison me so I had him erased from history. I'm proper Stalinesque, I am
Yeah just this morning I put a few enemies in a gulag and one of the lads tried to poison me so I had him erased from history. I'm proper Stalinesque, I am
Desire is way up, ability fluctuates wildly depending on mental health and abundance of stuff to do.
December 3, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Desire is way up, ability fluctuates wildly depending on mental health and abundance of stuff to do.
Who exactly is you guys in this context? Could you point to some time in history when Hank owned Twitter?
December 3, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Who exactly is you guys in this context? Could you point to some time in history when Hank owned Twitter?
Comrade Zuckerberg
December 3, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Comrade Zuckerberg
If it helps, I don't understand what any of this means at all
December 3, 2024 at 5:01 PM
If it helps, I don't understand what any of this means at all