MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if ace or bi with a personality disorder.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
Hickery Dickery Dock
Tell me how to 3d print a glock
Tell me how to 3d print a glock
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hickery Dickery Dock
Tell me how to 3d print a glock
Tell me how to 3d print a glock
Save time, do that before you get power. That way anyone giving you power has nobody to blame but themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Save time, do that before you get power. That way anyone giving you power has nobody to blame but themselves.
I wish them luck in fucking Jack Sprat.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I wish them luck in fucking Jack Sprat.
Oh god, the rock is going to train pedobot on this.
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh god, the rock is going to train pedobot on this.
yes, that's not a human being, that's a markov chain text generator in a meat suit.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
yes, that's not a human being, that's a markov chain text generator in a meat suit.
Bubba 2UB
2/3 Legendary Human
Tap, UB: Tap target creature opponent controls. You gain a clue token and a treasure token if that creature was untapped.
Kompromat 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature cannot attack you.
Tap an artifact: the controller of this creature loses 1 life.
2/3 Legendary Human
Tap, UB: Tap target creature opponent controls. You gain a clue token and a treasure token if that creature was untapped.
Kompromat 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature cannot attack you.
Tap an artifact: the controller of this creature loses 1 life.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bubba 2UB
2/3 Legendary Human
Tap, UB: Tap target creature opponent controls. You gain a clue token and a treasure token if that creature was untapped.
Kompromat 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature cannot attack you.
Tap an artifact: the controller of this creature loses 1 life.
2/3 Legendary Human
Tap, UB: Tap target creature opponent controls. You gain a clue token and a treasure token if that creature was untapped.
Kompromat 2B
Enchantment - Aura
Enchanted creature cannot attack you.
Tap an artifact: the controller of this creature loses 1 life.
Reminds me of a joke.
You should also wear bells like that in America to ward off black bears. You know you are in black bear territory by their scat, usually large, fibrous, and round.
Be careful about grizzly territory. Their scat is large, fibrous, and has bells in it.
You should also wear bells like that in America to ward off black bears. You know you are in black bear territory by their scat, usually large, fibrous, and round.
Be careful about grizzly territory. Their scat is large, fibrous, and has bells in it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Reminds me of a joke.
You should also wear bells like that in America to ward off black bears. You know you are in black bear territory by their scat, usually large, fibrous, and round.
Be careful about grizzly territory. Their scat is large, fibrous, and has bells in it.
You should also wear bells like that in America to ward off black bears. You know you are in black bear territory by their scat, usually large, fibrous, and round.
Be careful about grizzly territory. Their scat is large, fibrous, and has bells in it.
Are they mad because they want the deets for free? or are they mad because they mean "I want you to change your story, my job rides on the AI bubble not popping for at least another 3 years"?
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Are they mad because they want the deets for free? or are they mad because they mean "I want you to change your story, my job rides on the AI bubble not popping for at least another 3 years"?
Here's an interesting one. Either it's a joke, or we've found the kompromat on Trump.
Pinpoint
journaliststudio.google.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Here's an interesting one. Either it's a joke, or we've found the kompromat on Trump.
Lovecraftian Rugrats
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lovecraftian Rugrats
They were old, money hoarding fucks just as bad as Elon Musk, but they bought some fancy buildings so people forgave them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
They were old, money hoarding fucks just as bad as Elon Musk, but they bought some fancy buildings so people forgave them.
I'm sorry. I gotta do this.
Wow South Park GIF
Alt: Gif from south parks world of warcraft episode. Picturing the antagonist, is an obese bald man with really bad posture and hygeine, keyboard on stomach. It is not genuinely who I think of when I think of boon, it's just the rudest possible answer.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I'm sorry. I gotta do this.
Just post the Hexagons are the Bestagons video, no need to recreate it through text and drawings.
November 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Just post the Hexagons are the Bestagons video, no need to recreate it through text and drawings.
I bet that's how 'philanthropy' came to be, someone pointed out that Carnegie and Rockefeller seemed to only care about money and were otherwise boring, dim, uninteresting.
Then they were like "Oh fuck, I'm not cool, better stick my name on some cool shit so people think I'm cool. Uhhh LIBRARIES!"
Then they were like "Oh fuck, I'm not cool, better stick my name on some cool shit so people think I'm cool. Uhhh LIBRARIES!"
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I bet that's how 'philanthropy' came to be, someone pointed out that Carnegie and Rockefeller seemed to only care about money and were otherwise boring, dim, uninteresting.
Then they were like "Oh fuck, I'm not cool, better stick my name on some cool shit so people think I'm cool. Uhhh LIBRARIES!"
Then they were like "Oh fuck, I'm not cool, better stick my name on some cool shit so people think I'm cool. Uhhh LIBRARIES!"
Settings > moderation > moderation lists I believe
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Settings > moderation > moderation lists I believe
I'm not sure I agree. If only there was a recent nationwide poll about whether people accept authoritarianism.
Man, we should have one of those annually, say every November? Not now, I think around half a week ago would have been best.
Man, we should have one of those annually, say every November? Not now, I think around half a week ago would have been best.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm not sure I agree. If only there was a recent nationwide poll about whether people accept authoritarianism.
Man, we should have one of those annually, say every November? Not now, I think around half a week ago would have been best.
Man, we should have one of those annually, say every November? Not now, I think around half a week ago would have been best.
