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MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
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He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if ace or bi with a personality disorder.

I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
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In Mamdani campaign style design, "OH GOD, HELP for I am trapped in a Mamdani campaign factory"
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Was trying to experiment and find a new effect. Accidentally added a weak hallucinogen to what was supposed to be a weak hunting performance potion.

This man knows how to spend a fuckin' weekend.
A screenshot from the game Potion Craft. It showcases a customer coming in to purchase a potion "Alchemist, I require some potions I can use when I am out hunting. A strong potion won't work for me, the weaker the better!" The potion they are being offered is a weak potion of Dexterity 1, Magical Vision 1, Swiftness 1, Invisibility 1, and importantly, hallucinations 1. Their response to this is "Excellent, This potion is perfect!"
December 31, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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Love when Random Level Generation is like "Fuck it, whole level in one screen." #poe2
A screenshot of POE2. It shows the Freythorn area, which has several ritual sites that you must interact with and defeat enemies to complete the objectives. Normally 4 of these sites are spread out throughout the map, with one being a final boss. However in this case, the final boss and two of the sites have spawned next to eachother.
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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Presented without comment.
Screenshot of a reddit comment by danielisbored that reads: When I worked at a local mental health facility they had a crazy high turnover issue across the board, but particularly with clinical staff. One of their solutions for the morale issue was to throw an employee appreciation fair. Free food, games, music, the works. The first problem was, they expected the support staff to set up and man everything (maintenance constructing the booths, IT setting up and managing the sound system, kitchen staff doing all the cooking.) So not only did they (we, I was IT) not get to enjoy the event, we ended up a full day behind on our normal tasks as well. The other problem, the BIG problem, though, was that any of the staff that interacted with patients, particularly the clinical staff they were having trouble retaining, couldn't cancel those appointments to attend. So the event just ended up being administrative staff and the office pool having a big party for themselves while the rest of us either served them, or heard the festivities coming from outside while they were stuck inside doing actual work. As you may imagine, it did not have the intended effect, but the C-Suite liked it so much it became an annual event.
December 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Let's play a fun game. Here is a screenshot of an amazon page's product documentation.

All three PDF's link to a manual for an entirely different product in an entirely different industry. Guess which one is the correct product I am currently browsing. (Full description of image in alt text)
A screenshot of an amazon store listing's product guides and documents. The three items listed, Installation Manual, User Guide, and User Manual are all PDFs. From the links to the PDFs, red arrows have been drawn, pointing to the PDFs in question. The Installation Manual is for the Razer Iskur X, a Gaming Chair. The User Guide is for the Blue by Blueair air purifier. The User Manual is for the Hughes Autoformers Power Watchdog brand RV Surge Protector.
December 4, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Excellent choice to make this 4th post, because this is what it looked like in my feed:
Screenshot of the series of skeets from Brian David Gilbert above. The 2nd post, which is an image without alt text of a Grandmother brand/model synthesizer, is omitted due to bluesky hiding the full thread and only showing the beginning and end of the thread, resulting in a lack of context for the joke. As a sight impaired user, you already had the experience depicted in this image. I apologize on Brian's behalf for not including alt text for the image of the grandmother brand/model synthesizer.
November 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Scene from the Twlight Zone Movie, depicting the rabbit trick. A man is in the bottom left of the frame, while a monstrous giant hairless rabbit with fangs dominates the right side of the frame, they are lit with an unnatural red light
November 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Kill Six Billion Demons, hitting hard right now.
A portion of a page from the comic "Kill Six Billion Demons", the character depicted is scarred, blinded in one eye, hair prematurely grey, tired, near the end of their journey. While lighting a pipe they ask to their monstrous companion, "Tell me, if the world only respects strength, are we to be forever ruled by the brutal, violent, and cruel?"
November 8, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Could also go the playtest version, which isn't legal in ANY format, but is also a goofy little guy
A picture of an MTG card Card Name: Lutri, Pauper Otter (playtest) Mana Cost: 3Blue or RedBlue or Red Mana Value: 5 Types: Legendary Creature — Elemental Otter Card Text: Companion — Your starting deck contains no cards with a <b>silver</b>, <b>gold</b>, <b>orange</b>, or <b>purple</b> expansion symbol. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for 3 as a sorcery.) When Lutri, Pauper Otter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards. P/T: 3 / 4 Expansion: Mystery Booster 2: Convention Edition (Rare) Mystery Booster 2: Convention Edition Rarity: Rare Card Number: 597 Artist: Will Liu
November 3, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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Going Christmas shopping early.

Yes, this is a screenshot of a tweet of a screenshot of an ad.

The snake eats it's own tail. The center cannot hold. There can be no other end of the world.
Screenshot of a tweet, that is itself a screenshot of a twitter ad. Ali, @AJ_F612, who is twitter verified, tweeted *screams preemptively in ER nurse* accompanied by a picture of a Target Sponsored Tweet which reads "Target has all your home needs with Threshold!" and has a picture of two decorations intended to resemble abstract Christmas trees with simple rounded shapes. They more closely resemble a poorly designed 3-tiered buttplug, as the base of the tree is not flared enough to be used safely.
October 19, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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WOO! Made mythic for the second time ever, and this time with weeks to spare. I even beat someone with a rank in the 800's!
Screenshot of the Magic the gathering arena client, showcasing a 96% mythic ranking, and Fblthp avatar. I apologize for whatever your text to speech pronounced that as, I'm not the one who named that creepy little giant eyeball goblinoid.
October 19, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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A MS paint drawing of an unusual goose. The top quarter of the image is normal, if a bit crudely drawn image of a goose, one wing resting on it's back, the other outstretched. The bottom 3 quarters of the image shows that the goose is wearing tiny daisy dukes, and 75% of it's height is just outrageously long and skinny legs.
October 12, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, just like everything else. Slightly better than average, but not enough to be worth bragging about.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,962,854!
September 16, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Gee, I wonder why I uninstalled the McDonalds app.

The McDonalds near me is selling the $5 mcdouble meal deal for 6 dollars. It's still called the $5 mcdouble meal deal.
A screenshot of the mcdonalds app, meal deal menu. The featured item, the item named the "$5 mcdouble meal deal" has the price $6 in smaller print below it. The non-featured $5 mcchicken meal deal is priced at $5, indicating this is intentional.
August 21, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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#makeaterriblecomicday2024
4 panel mspaint comic drawn with a mouse. The panels are uneven and manually drawn with a mouse. 1st panel: badly drawn face with nearly illegible text that reads "Today is make a terrible comic day". 2nd panel same face, but drawn worse. 3rd panel: same face, but drawn worse. 4th panel same face, drawn just as badly as the first panel with text above "OK"
June 24, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Made it to Mythic in Magic the Gathering Arena for the second time, this time with a deck I made myself!

Decklist: aetherhub.com/Deck/graveya...
February 23, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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So this is the funniest bug I've had on steam for a while.

On Launch day, I played Nightingale for about 5-6 hours. Steam said I had played for 8.

Then today, I check again, and it now says 6 hours, even though I played more yesterday.

Time in the Fae realms flows strangely.
Steam interface, game is not shown, but it is nightingale. It has the play button, then says Last Played: today, Play time 8.3 hours, Achievements 2/15. Steam interface, game is not shown, but it is nightingale. It has the play button, then says Last Played: yesterday, Play time 6.2 hours, Achievements 3/15.
February 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Continuing my tradition of Magic The gathering set releases of falling in love with a terrible card, and spending all my wildcards trying to make it work. Then trying to recreate a deck I played against and not being able to because I don't have the wildcards.
An image of a Magic the Gathering card named "Slime against humanity". It is a sorcery from the "Murders at Karlov Manor" set. It costs 2 colorless mana and one green mana. It's text is as follows: "Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity."
February 7, 2024 at 8:56 PM