MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if ace or bi with a personality disorder.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
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MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
· Dec 23
The bacteria that want to eat your corpse already live on your skin, and live in your digestive system.
To live is to spite them. Let them starve or eat shit.
To live is to spite them. Let them starve or eat shit.
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would you care for a delicious purple XP gem?
January 28, 2026 at 6:09 PM
would you care for a delicious purple XP gem?
Component based rpg system.
Everything can be tagged with a title, or multiple titles consisting of a word, a number, and maybe description.
Like magic 1, etc.
Classes consist of multiple titles, like paladin could be martial 5 zealot 2. Skills have titles that restrict which class can learn it.
Everything can be tagged with a title, or multiple titles consisting of a word, a number, and maybe description.
Like magic 1, etc.
Classes consist of multiple titles, like paladin could be martial 5 zealot 2. Skills have titles that restrict which class can learn it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Component based rpg system.
Everything can be tagged with a title, or multiple titles consisting of a word, a number, and maybe description.
Like magic 1, etc.
Classes consist of multiple titles, like paladin could be martial 5 zealot 2. Skills have titles that restrict which class can learn it.
Everything can be tagged with a title, or multiple titles consisting of a word, a number, and maybe description.
Like magic 1, etc.
Classes consist of multiple titles, like paladin could be martial 5 zealot 2. Skills have titles that restrict which class can learn it.
Silver? Gold? Nah, I'm buying BRONZE. In times of economic hardship, we are more than ever at risk of invasion by the Hittite empire. Silver and gold make for terrible spearheads.
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Silver? Gold? Nah, I'm buying BRONZE. In times of economic hardship, we are more than ever at risk of invasion by the Hittite empire. Silver and gold make for terrible spearheads.
Horror game where you are a night guard at the zoo, and you find the tiger pen empty.
You go searching for the tiger, build some tension, spooky noises, get a few jump scares, but no sign of the tiger.
Then you find it. Disembowled. Objective shifts, not find tiger, get out of zoo alive.
You go searching for the tiger, build some tension, spooky noises, get a few jump scares, but no sign of the tiger.
Then you find it. Disembowled. Objective shifts, not find tiger, get out of zoo alive.
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Horror game where you are a night guard at the zoo, and you find the tiger pen empty.
You go searching for the tiger, build some tension, spooky noises, get a few jump scares, but no sign of the tiger.
Then you find it. Disembowled. Objective shifts, not find tiger, get out of zoo alive.
You go searching for the tiger, build some tension, spooky noises, get a few jump scares, but no sign of the tiger.
Then you find it. Disembowled. Objective shifts, not find tiger, get out of zoo alive.
I wonder if anyone has done the math on carbon in oil vs carbon in a tree.
If you were compress an entire tree down until it turned into oil, how much oil would it make? How many trees worth of oil have we pumped out and burned? How big of a forest that would be?
(I know oil is compressed algae.)
If you were compress an entire tree down until it turned into oil, how much oil would it make? How many trees worth of oil have we pumped out and burned? How big of a forest that would be?
(I know oil is compressed algae.)
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I wonder if anyone has done the math on carbon in oil vs carbon in a tree.
If you were compress an entire tree down until it turned into oil, how much oil would it make? How many trees worth of oil have we pumped out and burned? How big of a forest that would be?
(I know oil is compressed algae.)
If you were compress an entire tree down until it turned into oil, how much oil would it make? How many trees worth of oil have we pumped out and burned? How big of a forest that would be?
(I know oil is compressed algae.)
Reposted by MorganTheMad
IN 2017 I PURCHASED THIS MNM ADVERTISEMENT SIGNED BY BROOKS AND DUNN AT A FLEA MARKET FOR 4 DOLLARS AND I AM NOW FACING THE REPERCUSSIONS FOR IT. WHERE THE FUCK DO I PUT THIS
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 AM
IN 2017 I PURCHASED THIS MNM ADVERTISEMENT SIGNED BY BROOKS AND DUNN AT A FLEA MARKET FOR 4 DOLLARS AND I AM NOW FACING THE REPERCUSSIONS FOR IT. WHERE THE FUCK DO I PUT THIS
I MADE IT TO MYTHIC AND GOT A NUMBERED RANK FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
I've put over a thousand hours into magic the gathering arena and this is a first for me. With a deck I made myself!
I've put over a thousand hours into magic the gathering arena and this is a first for me. With a deck I made myself!
January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I MADE IT TO MYTHIC AND GOT A NUMBERED RANK FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
I've put over a thousand hours into magic the gathering arena and this is a first for me. With a deck I made myself!
I've put over a thousand hours into magic the gathering arena and this is a first for me. With a deck I made myself!
Multiplayer game where pvp is opt in and like a game of assassin.
You get put into a small pool of other players, and you have to kill them. You only know them when you see them in the world. Maybe know when one is in the same area as you, too.
Just enough people that you can be alone in an area
You get put into a small pool of other players, and you have to kill them. You only know them when you see them in the world. Maybe know when one is in the same area as you, too.
Just enough people that you can be alone in an area
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Multiplayer game where pvp is opt in and like a game of assassin.
You get put into a small pool of other players, and you have to kill them. You only know them when you see them in the world. Maybe know when one is in the same area as you, too.
Just enough people that you can be alone in an area
You get put into a small pool of other players, and you have to kill them. You only know them when you see them in the world. Maybe know when one is in the same area as you, too.
Just enough people that you can be alone in an area
heart of the cards is just not with me today. Putting down MTG arena, getting high, and playing singleplayer games instead.
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
heart of the cards is just not with me today. Putting down MTG arena, getting high, and playing singleplayer games instead.
The national anthem, but every time "Freedom" "Liberty" and "Pride" comes up, the singer just sighs.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
The national anthem, but every time "Freedom" "Liberty" and "Pride" comes up, the singer just sighs.
Jesus christ, he could not go one week into the new year without ruining it.
That fucking monster needs to be impeached NOW
That fucking monster needs to be impeached NOW
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Jesus christ, he could not go one week into the new year without ruining it.
That fucking monster needs to be impeached NOW
That fucking monster needs to be impeached NOW
I once rode a bus in which an older woman was clearly having an episode. She was treating the bus as if it were a gospel church, trying to get us to sing about God with her. She was clearly making the song up as she went.
As I got off the bus, I met eyes with another person, and we shared a Moment
As I got off the bus, I met eyes with another person, and we shared a Moment
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I once rode a bus in which an older woman was clearly having an episode. She was treating the bus as if it were a gospel church, trying to get us to sing about God with her. She was clearly making the song up as she went.
As I got off the bus, I met eyes with another person, and we shared a Moment
As I got off the bus, I met eyes with another person, and we shared a Moment
Oh man, why can't steam be up again, I need to get my daily fix of cheap indie game. *sniff* it's just... so much purer when it's fresh. Can't keep playing binding of isaac. Doctor said I had to cut back. *scratches self* You... uh... you got anything for me, itchio? *scratches again*
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oh man, why can't steam be up again, I need to get my daily fix of cheap indie game. *sniff* it's just... so much purer when it's fresh. Can't keep playing binding of isaac. Doctor said I had to cut back. *scratches self* You... uh... you got anything for me, itchio? *scratches again*
Horror game that starts with a question: Do you like jumpscares? If they say yes, enable a jump scare later in the game, as expected. If they say no, put up a message that says "Oh... well our jumpscare is really good, I'm sure you won't mind" then disable that jump scare anyways. The anticipation.
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Horror game that starts with a question: Do you like jumpscares? If they say yes, enable a jump scare later in the game, as expected. If they say no, put up a message that says "Oh... well our jumpscare is really good, I'm sure you won't mind" then disable that jump scare anyways. The anticipation.
Arthouse film about an AI prompter trying to generate an image of his father yelling at the 'camera'. At no point is the image shown, but he gets frustrated, trying ever more specific prompts and still dissatisfied.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Arthouse film about an AI prompter trying to generate an image of his father yelling at the 'camera'. At no point is the image shown, but he gets frustrated, trying ever more specific prompts and still dissatisfied.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
The final shot is of him yelling at the computer, reflected in a mirror.
ACAB includes the adventurers guild.
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ACAB includes the adventurers guild.
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December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ttrpg plot hook:
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ttrpg plot hook:
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
A giant floating ruby that players can chase, but it always stays just out of reach and usually leads them into danger.
A deity is controlling it, like using a laser pointer to get a cat to close the door. It stops showing up if they stop chasing it.
"We've figured out your secret professor, YOU are the necromancer that has been terrorizing the town."
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"We've figured out your secret professor, YOU are the necromancer that has been terrorizing the town."
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
"Oh you poor fools. You've made a terrible mistake"
"We have proof!"
"That is not what I mean. Death is my medium. This is the supply closet. What do you think chalk is made of?"
tabletop character named John Betrays-the-team.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
tabletop character named John Betrays-the-team.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
Never betrays the team, but does a lot of maniacal laughter whenever he could.
Twist on mascot horror.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Twist on mascot horror.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
You play as one of many mascots that were recently sold by your creator to a corporation.
As sales decline, the corporation hollows them out, skins them, destroys their souls, puppets their corpses just to get them to shill more and more low quality merch.
Reposted by MorganTheMad
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
Visual Novel?
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Visual Novel?
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
Yeah? How else am I supposed to read it? I don't understand braille.
Cursed Item: The Backseaters Controller.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cursed Item: The Backseaters Controller.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
Plug this Xbox 360 controller into a device you are using to watch a stream, and the streamer will do what you do on the controller.
However, the streamer remains completely aware and the banter devolves into panic as they are a prisoner in their own flesh.
fantasy planet shape: globe but with a pit and peak on opposite ends.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
fantasy planet shape: globe but with a pit and peak on opposite ends.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.