MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
He/They/It Dude with either too much free time, or too little free time. Microplastic-American. Not sure if ace or bi with a personality disorder.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
I mostly use this account to purge my head of thoughts that I would otherwise ruminate on endlessly.
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MorganTheMad
@morganthemad.bsky.social
· Dec 23
The bacteria that want to eat your corpse already live on your skin, and live in your digestive system.
To live is to spite them. Let them starve or eat shit.
To live is to spite them. Let them starve or eat shit.
fantasy planet shape: globe but with a pit and peak on opposite ends.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
fantasy planet shape: globe but with a pit and peak on opposite ends.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Once within a certain radius of the opposing features, it's like traversing a cylinder, but with some spatial distortion. Kind of like a 2d topological black hole white hole pair. Summitting the peak is climbing out of the pit.
Story idea, Noble savage trope, but it's post apocalyptic Americans being visited by a Brit.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Story idea, Noble savage trope, but it's post apocalyptic Americans being visited by a Brit.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
Building temporary housing out of branches, paper, and sand. Pledging allegiance to a deer hide flag.
There should be a communication barrier and translator where everyone speaks different accents.
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reposting the repost man for reposts
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reposting the repost man for reposts
Farming sim game, but you don't get a plot of land with rich soil left fallow by your aging grandparent.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Farming sim game, but you don't get a plot of land with rich soil left fallow by your aging grandparent.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
You unknowingly spent your life savings on a depleted bankrupt agribusiness plot, and most of the seeds sold in the nearby store can't even survive past sprouting.
This morning, I was peeing standing up, as us penis-havers are wont to do.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This morning, I was peeing standing up, as us penis-havers are wont to do.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
I noticed the bidet had a bit of schmutz on it, so I finished peeing and flushed. I then attempted to hit the self clean button. I missed.
So anyways, my toilet peed on me back because I turned on the bidet.
Urban fantasy cultivation setting. Magic returns to the world, and only a few people with very strange diet and hobby combos figure it out. Ex. Some dude who chugs hot sauce straight from the bottle and does hot yoga becomes a fire cultivator.
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Urban fantasy cultivation setting. Magic returns to the world, and only a few people with very strange diet and hobby combos figure it out. Ex. Some dude who chugs hot sauce straight from the bottle and does hot yoga becomes a fire cultivator.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Pet Peeve:
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pet Peeve:
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
People posting pictures of their actor/celebrity costumes and going "Nobody knew who I was".
No shit, you are a guy wearing a weird shirt that you saw in a movie from 30 years ago. Great costume. Save it for the next party the fanclub hosts.
Stupid idea:
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Stupid idea:
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
A video essay where you treat the most up front horror game as if it had the same subtext as something like Silent Hill 2. "The next enemy you encounter, the howler, clearly is an important metaphor for the characters fear of being eaten by a horrifying ghoul."
I woke up late, signed into work from home, got some coffee.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I woke up late, signed into work from home, got some coffee.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
I then played Super Fantasy Kingdom so hard I think I dissociated.
It's been an hour since I stopped and I still feel like I'm neuron squid piloting a meat mecha, everything feels 3 inches further away than they are.
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God, Katamari Damacy is so much better now that I'm old and also can legally purchase weed.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
God, Katamari Damacy is so much better now that I'm old and also can legally purchase weed.
Look, due to budget cuts, the evil team representing the seven deadly sins has to combine some roles.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.
October 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Look, due to budget cuts, the evil team representing the seven deadly sins has to combine some roles.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.
So now you gotta fight a feeder who is angry that you aren't as fat as his neighbors wife. You don't have to fight his boss. He won't stop you if you pay him enough and act scared of him.
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"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad!
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
Hmm, okay, that seems cool...
$99?!?
Per device licensing!?!?
God, tech is shit now. They want us to buy a license every time we use our mouse on a new computer now
$99?!?
Per device licensing!?!?
God, tech is shit now. They want us to buy a license every time we use our mouse on a new computer now
Give your mouse the finger with this wild cursor control ring — Prolo Ring hits Kickstarter, hoping to transform your finger into the ultimate macro and gesture device
This is nothing like your Oura ring.
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October 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hmm, okay, that seems cool...
$99?!?
Per device licensing!?!?
God, tech is shit now. They want us to buy a license every time we use our mouse on a new computer now
$99?!?
Per device licensing!?!?
God, tech is shit now. They want us to buy a license every time we use our mouse on a new computer now
Dreamt I got in my cart that I don't own and started driving, chasing success.
Then I ran over success and woke up.
Magnesium Glycinate, man. Makes sure I get 8 hours of sleep... and ONLY 8 hours of sleep. Wake up to a fucking weird dream every time.
Then I ran over success and woke up.
Magnesium Glycinate, man. Makes sure I get 8 hours of sleep... and ONLY 8 hours of sleep. Wake up to a fucking weird dream every time.
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Dreamt I got in my cart that I don't own and started driving, chasing success.
Then I ran over success and woke up.
Magnesium Glycinate, man. Makes sure I get 8 hours of sleep... and ONLY 8 hours of sleep. Wake up to a fucking weird dream every time.
Then I ran over success and woke up.
Magnesium Glycinate, man. Makes sure I get 8 hours of sleep... and ONLY 8 hours of sleep. Wake up to a fucking weird dream every time.
I'm of the firm belief that you cannot become the person you want to be. You will always make new regrets.
You can, however, draw a line from the person you are, to the person you want to be, and get somewhere on that line. Get far enough, and eventually, you settle for wanting to be who you are.
You can, however, draw a line from the person you are, to the person you want to be, and get somewhere on that line. Get far enough, and eventually, you settle for wanting to be who you are.
October 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm of the firm belief that you cannot become the person you want to be. You will always make new regrets.
You can, however, draw a line from the person you are, to the person you want to be, and get somewhere on that line. Get far enough, and eventually, you settle for wanting to be who you are.
You can, however, draw a line from the person you are, to the person you want to be, and get somewhere on that line. Get far enough, and eventually, you settle for wanting to be who you are.
Ttrpg character introduction idea.
barbarian or fighter archetype. Voluntarily committed themselves just because they heard straight jackets are hard to break out of.
Spend the first session just awkwardly struggling in restraints during conversations only to break out if combat starts.
barbarian or fighter archetype. Voluntarily committed themselves just because they heard straight jackets are hard to break out of.
Spend the first session just awkwardly struggling in restraints during conversations only to break out if combat starts.
October 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Ttrpg character introduction idea.
barbarian or fighter archetype. Voluntarily committed themselves just because they heard straight jackets are hard to break out of.
Spend the first session just awkwardly struggling in restraints during conversations only to break out if combat starts.
barbarian or fighter archetype. Voluntarily committed themselves just because they heard straight jackets are hard to break out of.
Spend the first session just awkwardly struggling in restraints during conversations only to break out if combat starts.
Funniest thing possible for rapture day would be if an unspecified politician had a heart attack.
The panicked tik toks as they wonder why he was raptured and they weren't... sadly I don't think the aftermath would be as funny, as they deify him and turn the trinity into a quaternity
The panicked tik toks as they wonder why he was raptured and they weren't... sadly I don't think the aftermath would be as funny, as they deify him and turn the trinity into a quaternity
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Funniest thing possible for rapture day would be if an unspecified politician had a heart attack.
The panicked tik toks as they wonder why he was raptured and they weren't... sadly I don't think the aftermath would be as funny, as they deify him and turn the trinity into a quaternity
The panicked tik toks as they wonder why he was raptured and they weren't... sadly I don't think the aftermath would be as funny, as they deify him and turn the trinity into a quaternity
I think I'm transitioning into my boomer phase.
I contemplated getting a christmas sweater with mistletoe on the back so I can tell people to kiss my ass.
I contemplated getting a christmas sweater with mistletoe on the back so I can tell people to kiss my ass.
September 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think I'm transitioning into my boomer phase.
I contemplated getting a christmas sweater with mistletoe on the back so I can tell people to kiss my ass.
I contemplated getting a christmas sweater with mistletoe on the back so I can tell people to kiss my ass.
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Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves.
Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...
Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves.
Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...
Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...
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RPG where all the side quests are time-limited and cost time to complete, but if you don't complete them that doesn't mean they fail. There's a chance that someone else solves them. You don't get the immediate rewards, but there are no story consequences and you might get passive rewards like shops.
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
RPG where all the side quests are time-limited and cost time to complete, but if you don't complete them that doesn't mean they fail. There's a chance that someone else solves them. You don't get the immediate rewards, but there are no story consequences and you might get passive rewards like shops.
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Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yuuuuup. Also, I don't give a shit if some of the worst people in the world think I am being performative or am virtue signaling. Fuck 'em. They don't get to tell me how to be.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
Anyway, trans rights are human rights, y'all. It's not complicated.
Autosexuality advocate: They really mean it when they tell you to go fuck yourself.
September 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Autosexuality advocate: They really mean it when they tell you to go fuck yourself.