More Sleep Please
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A mostly humorous look at a woman with all the finesse of a tap dancing elephant and more chronic ailments than a medical textbook, ranting about the arseholery of living life with a twat-waffle of a body that also refuses to cooperate.
Me about every pain I've ever experienced - "Surely it can't get any worse than this!"
Throat surgery - "Hold my beer..."
It seriously feels as though my throat has been hacked with a serrated blade that's been held over the burning flames of Hades before being dipped in acid.
#surgery
#pain
Throat surgery - "Hold my beer..."
It seriously feels as though my throat has been hacked with a serrated blade that's been held over the burning flames of Hades before being dipped in acid.
#surgery
#pain
July 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
'Issue 5' of my mock Horror book covers/posters, created to present REAL quotes that delve into the minds of those that perpetuate misinformation, pseudo psychology and quack diagnosis regarding the cause & potential cure for chronic illness
#fibromyalgia
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#nocureforstupid
#fibromyalgia
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#nocureforstupid
March 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
'Issue 5' of my mock Horror book covers/posters, created to present REAL quotes that delve into the minds of those that perpetuate misinformation, pseudo psychology and quack diagnosis regarding the cause & potential cure for chronic illness
#fibromyalgia
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#nocureforstupid
#fibromyalgia
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#nocureforstupid
Continuing my Horror book covers/posters, created to present REAL quotes that delve into the minds of those that perpetuate misinformation, pseudo psychology and quack diagnosis regarding the cause & potential cure for chronic illness.
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#ohthehorror
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#ohthehorror
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Continuing my Horror book covers/posters, created to present REAL quotes that delve into the minds of those that perpetuate misinformation, pseudo psychology and quack diagnosis regarding the cause & potential cure for chronic illness.
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#ohthehorror
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#ohthehorror
Proof how our symptoms are dismissed and downplayed. I called 111, who in turn called the emergency services about my seizures. And this is what was sent to my doctor, who by the way, retired almost 2 years ago.
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#medicalgaslighting
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#medicalgaslighting
March 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Proof how our symptoms are dismissed and downplayed. I called 111, who in turn called the emergency services about my seizures. And this is what was sent to my doctor, who by the way, retired almost 2 years ago.
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#medicalgaslighting
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#medicalgaslighting
Day 2 of tempers, tantrums & tremors. Told the EMT they were pissing me off because they kept talking over me & not TO me. Told the doctor to "not go there," when she tried to blame my pre-existing conditions & finally told them all to fuck off because they weren't being of any use. #chronicillness
March 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Day 2 of tempers, tantrums & tremors. Told the EMT they were pissing me off because they kept talking over me & not TO me. Told the doctor to "not go there," when she tried to blame my pre-existing conditions & finally told them all to fuck off because they weren't being of any use. #chronicillness
Issue 3 of ridiculously misguided real-life quotes, and useless advice, on chronic pain and illness.
March 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Issue 3 of ridiculously misguided real-life quotes, and useless advice, on chronic pain and illness.
The second installment of my mock horror posters/book covers, showcasing ridiculously misguided real-life quotes on chronic pain and illness. Oh and some useful advice, like this next one.
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
#fibromyalgia
#nocureforstupid
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
#fibromyalgia
#nocureforstupid
March 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The second installment of my mock horror posters/book covers, showcasing ridiculously misguided real-life quotes on chronic pain and illness. Oh and some useful advice, like this next one.
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
#fibromyalgia
#nocureforstupid
#chronicillness
#chronicpain
#fibromyalgia
#nocureforstupid
I'm flabbergasted by the terrible articles & comments I've read regarding the causes & potential cures for illness. Seriously, my flabber is truly gasted! So I've used these quotes via mock up of horror books/posters entitled, "TWISTED TALES." I know, how original. All quotes are real.
March 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm flabbergasted by the terrible articles & comments I've read regarding the causes & potential cures for illness. Seriously, my flabber is truly gasted! So I've used these quotes via mock up of horror books/posters entitled, "TWISTED TALES." I know, how original. All quotes are real.
That's right, ignore your illness, turn your back on your pain. Give your disabilities the middle finger. Send it to Coventry & never speak to it again, and soon, we will all be cured. Don't know why I didn't think of it before.
#chronicillness/pain
#disability
#spooniesky
#chronicillness/pain
#disability
#spooniesky
February 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
That's right, ignore your illness, turn your back on your pain. Give your disabilities the middle finger. Send it to Coventry & never speak to it again, and soon, we will all be cured. Don't know why I didn't think of it before.
#chronicillness/pain
#disability
#spooniesky
#chronicillness/pain
#disability
#spooniesky
Today's mood...
February 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Today's mood...
It's been an arduous battle. One fraught with defeat and disappointment. But finally, he has conquered his mountain. Who knows what the future may bring. Today, the top of the door. Tomorrow, THE WORLD!
Not sure why this pic looks like it was taken in Hades.
Not sure why this pic looks like it was taken in Hades.
February 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's been an arduous battle. One fraught with defeat and disappointment. But finally, he has conquered his mountain. Who knows what the future may bring. Today, the top of the door. Tomorrow, THE WORLD!
Not sure why this pic looks like it was taken in Hades.
Not sure why this pic looks like it was taken in Hades.
Ah, to be this cat. (He's a git) Always striving to reach his goal & never giving up, or giving in to the obstacles that surrounds him. (My furniture) Always hopeful, tenacious & determined, he finally reaches the summit of life (the boiler) and is victorious in defeating his enemy. (Me)
February 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ah, to be this cat. (He's a git) Always striving to reach his goal & never giving up, or giving in to the obstacles that surrounds him. (My furniture) Always hopeful, tenacious & determined, he finally reaches the summit of life (the boiler) and is victorious in defeating his enemy. (Me)
Scary stories for the chronically ill. Be afraid...Be very afraid...
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#Ireallydoneedtogetalife
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#Ireallydoneedtogetalife
February 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Scary stories for the chronically ill. Be afraid...Be very afraid...
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#Ireallydoneedtogetalife
#chronicillness
#spooniesky
#Ireallydoneedtogetalife
It comes to something when even the postman is offering health advice. Had I tried exercising? (Holds hand to mouth & gasps in fake shock horror) Why no Mr Postman, I hadn't. But I get enough exercise when ducking and diving from unsolicited advice. It really is an exhausting workout #chronicillness
February 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It comes to something when even the postman is offering health advice. Had I tried exercising? (Holds hand to mouth & gasps in fake shock horror) Why no Mr Postman, I hadn't. But I get enough exercise when ducking and diving from unsolicited advice. It really is an exhausting workout #chronicillness
'Being in a shit ton of pain' and 'not being able to sleep', sold separately.
February 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
'Being in a shit ton of pain' and 'not being able to sleep', sold separately.
Even today, I cannot tell time using an analogue clock unless I really concentrate, or figure out numbers that are more than 3 digits. And when writing, eg phone numbers, it can take more than 5 minutes as I check and re-check that each digit is in place and in the right order.
February 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Even today, I cannot tell time using an analogue clock unless I really concentrate, or figure out numbers that are more than 3 digits. And when writing, eg phone numbers, it can take more than 5 minutes as I check and re-check that each digit is in place and in the right order.
At 11, I remember my teaching saying, "you're so intelligent. So why can't you get maths?! I told her that I couldn't understand the numbers. That they jumped about and wouldn't keep still and that it felt like I was reading hieroglyphics. #Dyscalculia
Artwork by Adhd_bri Comic
Artwork by Adhd_bri Comic
February 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
At 11, I remember my teaching saying, "you're so intelligent. So why can't you get maths?! I told her that I couldn't understand the numbers. That they jumped about and wouldn't keep still and that it felt like I was reading hieroglyphics. #Dyscalculia
Artwork by Adhd_bri Comic
Artwork by Adhd_bri Comic
February 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Posting this again after being dismissed, yet again by a male Dr who stated, "it's just your usual woman problems. You'll just have to learn to live with it." Turns out the twat-sparkle was wrong and that I have a are congenital condition. #chronicillness #spooniesky #rarecondition
February 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Posting this again after being dismissed, yet again by a male Dr who stated, "it's just your usual woman problems. You'll just have to learn to live with it." Turns out the twat-sparkle was wrong and that I have a are congenital condition. #chronicillness #spooniesky #rarecondition