MopUpReliever
@mopupreliever.bsky.social
No smarter, funnier, or better than at that other shithole. A hot dog is still a sandwich.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
20 min schvitz… easy peasy.
August 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
20 min schvitz… easy peasy.
Welp. Kid’s first name checks out. Good job ESPN. Good effort.
August 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Welp. Kid’s first name checks out. Good job ESPN. Good effort.
No current offers, but if I buck the odds and become an MLB closer, once Skip taps the right for me, this bumps for exactly 42 seconds.
May 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
No current offers, but if I buck the odds and become an MLB closer, once Skip taps the right for me, this bumps for exactly 42 seconds.
Trying to go “above and beyond” a friend bought me the bottle on the left, rather than the bottle on the right. I appreciate the intent. Don’t do that. The bottle on the right is magnificent. The bottle on the left is battery acid.
April 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Trying to go “above and beyond” a friend bought me the bottle on the left, rather than the bottle on the right. I appreciate the intent. Don’t do that. The bottle on the right is magnificent. The bottle on the left is battery acid.
“Did you find any clues, Detective?”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
March 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Did you find any clues, Detective?”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
Big Robert Howell energy here.
March 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Big Robert Howell energy here.
I think that definitely could pass as a tree. What’s the problem?
—Gabrielle Carteris
—Gabrielle Carteris
March 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think that definitely could pass as a tree. What’s the problem?
—Gabrielle Carteris
—Gabrielle Carteris
Delta isn’t down with the orange bullshit.
February 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Delta isn’t down with the orange bullshit.
Nottingham Forest fans
February 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Nottingham Forest fans
Hey. Heading to Wikipedia to figure out what you’re talking about. Can you narrow this down?
February 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Hey. Heading to Wikipedia to figure out what you’re talking about. Can you narrow this down?
“You know, for a long time I was hooked on Oxy, but then I found that a few Extra Strength Tylenol did the trick.”
-Nobody ever
-Nobody ever
February 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“You know, for a long time I was hooked on Oxy, but then I found that a few Extra Strength Tylenol did the trick.”
-Nobody ever
-Nobody ever
