MopUpReliever
@mopupreliever.bsky.social
No smarter, funnier, or better than at that other shithole. A hot dog is still a sandwich.
Marcus Smart wearing baby shit mustard yellow is depressing.
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Marcus Smart wearing baby shit mustard yellow is depressing.
Just watching some UCL clips. Casado should be ashamed of himself. Inexcusable.
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Just watching some UCL clips. Casado should be ashamed of himself. Inexcusable.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
If you like “rock n’ roll” and don’t consider Appetite for Destruction a top 5 album, I don’t ever want to have more than 3 drinks with you.
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If you like “rock n’ roll” and don’t consider Appetite for Destruction a top 5 album, I don’t ever want to have more than 3 drinks with you.
Welp. Kid’s first name checks out. Good job ESPN. Good effort.
August 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Welp. Kid’s first name checks out. Good job ESPN. Good effort.
Can’t imagine Arsenal playing any worse and still didn’t feel like we were ever going to lose that lead. Always nice to open against a bottom 5 team.
August 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Can’t imagine Arsenal playing any worse and still didn’t feel like we were ever going to lose that lead. Always nice to open against a bottom 5 team.
That is not a yellow card.
July 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
That is not a yellow card.
Reposted by MopUpReliever
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
The TNT production quality is *almost* as bad as the USMNT tonight. Most of the match looks like it’s being broadcast from the team Veo.
June 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The TNT production quality is *almost* as bad as the USMNT tonight. Most of the match looks like it’s being broadcast from the team Veo.
No current offers, but if I buck the odds and become an MLB closer, once Skip taps the right for me, this bumps for exactly 42 seconds.
May 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
No current offers, but if I buck the odds and become an MLB closer, once Skip taps the right for me, this bumps for exactly 42 seconds.
An Irs@y death would have been crazy in DUAN
May 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
An Irs@y death would have been crazy in DUAN
Happy Birthday to all the sexy moms out there. Peace and love. Peace and love.
May 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Happy Birthday to all the sexy moms out there. Peace and love. Peace and love.
The road team won every game one of the NBA Conference Semifinals.
May 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The road team won every game one of the NBA Conference Semifinals.
If the Knicks need the Celtics to miss 45 threes to win, I’ll take my chances on winning 4 of the next 6.
May 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If the Knicks need the Celtics to miss 45 threes to win, I’ll take my chances on winning 4 of the next 6.
Marky got with Sharon
Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas…
Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas…
May 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Marky got with Sharon
Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas…
Sharon got Cherese
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin'
They were doing it in Texas…
[taps mic]
Excuse me …
Noel Gallagher’s version of Ryan Adams’ interpretation of Oasis’ smash hit “Wonderwall” is “dope as hell”
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.©️
Excuse me …
Noel Gallagher’s version of Ryan Adams’ interpretation of Oasis’ smash hit “Wonderwall” is “dope as hell”
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.©️
May 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
[taps mic]
Excuse me …
Noel Gallagher’s version of Ryan Adams’ interpretation of Oasis’ smash hit “Wonderwall” is “dope as hell”
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.©️
Excuse me …
Noel Gallagher’s version of Ryan Adams’ interpretation of Oasis’ smash hit “Wonderwall” is “dope as hell”
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.©️
Joined a new [employer] at the beginning of the year. They do “in office” happy hour once month.
Next month is karaoke. Do I do:
All For You - Sister Hazel
Lady Don’t Tek No -Latryx
Brandy - The Loving Spoonful
About Damn Time -Lizzo
Style - TS
Ice, Ice, Baby - V. Ice
Next month is karaoke. Do I do:
All For You - Sister Hazel
Lady Don’t Tek No -Latryx
Brandy - The Loving Spoonful
About Damn Time -Lizzo
Style - TS
Ice, Ice, Baby - V. Ice
April 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Joined a new [employer] at the beginning of the year. They do “in office” happy hour once month.
Next month is karaoke. Do I do:
All For You - Sister Hazel
Lady Don’t Tek No -Latryx
Brandy - The Loving Spoonful
About Damn Time -Lizzo
Style - TS
Ice, Ice, Baby - V. Ice
Next month is karaoke. Do I do:
All For You - Sister Hazel
Lady Don’t Tek No -Latryx
Brandy - The Loving Spoonful
About Damn Time -Lizzo
Style - TS
Ice, Ice, Baby - V. Ice
Trying to go “above and beyond” a friend bought me the bottle on the left, rather than the bottle on the right. I appreciate the intent. Don’t do that. The bottle on the right is magnificent. The bottle on the left is battery acid.
April 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Trying to go “above and beyond” a friend bought me the bottle on the left, rather than the bottle on the right. I appreciate the intent. Don’t do that. The bottle on the right is magnificent. The bottle on the left is battery acid.
Because the place is still in business, I’m going to veer from “never be able to” to “probably never will” and say the roast beef and mozz Saturday special sandwich at Fiore’s House of Quality on Adams in Hoboken.
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Because the place is still in business, I’m going to veer from “never be able to” to “probably never will” and say the roast beef and mozz Saturday special sandwich at Fiore’s House of Quality on Adams in Hoboken.
Not going to go overboard tooting my own horn here, but I fucking nailed the dad/husband daily double tonight. Fucking mint performance by ya boy.
April 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Not going to go overboard tooting my own horn here, but I fucking nailed the dad/husband daily double tonight. Fucking mint performance by ya boy.
“Did you find any clues, Detective?”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
March 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
“Did you find any clues, Detective?”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
“We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”
My daughter is home from college and my heart is happy.
March 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My daughter is home from college and my heart is happy.