Moose
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Dad is a state of mind not a genetic reality. Anyone can be Dad, all you need are strong opinions about when to cover/uncover the turkey.
December 26, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Dad is a state of mind not a genetic reality. Anyone can be Dad, all you need are strong opinions about when to cover/uncover the turkey.
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Self care with bonus raccoon content, you’re welcome 😎
December 15, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Self care with bonus raccoon content, you’re welcome 😎
2024 can politely, but firmly, go fuck itself.
December 15, 2024 at 4:41 PM
2024 can politely, but firmly, go fuck itself.
Petition for "Costco Induced Nihilism" to be added to the DSM
December 6, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Petition for "Costco Induced Nihilism" to be added to the DSM
"I am going to gently stab you 76 times to see if you can eat shellfish and tree nuts."
Allergy clinic or a highly specific BDSM kink?
I'll never tell.
Allergy clinic or a highly specific BDSM kink?
I'll never tell.
December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
"I am going to gently stab you 76 times to see if you can eat shellfish and tree nuts."
Allergy clinic or a highly specific BDSM kink?
I'll never tell.
Allergy clinic or a highly specific BDSM kink?
I'll never tell.
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Sorry I didn’t post at all today. I was feeling emotionally fulfilled.
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Sorry I didn’t post at all today. I was feeling emotionally fulfilled.
Okay. It is now December 1st. You may now play Mariah Carey for the next month. Please do not abuse this privilege.
December 1, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Okay. It is now December 1st. You may now play Mariah Carey for the next month. Please do not abuse this privilege.