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@moops.bsky.social
Formerly of rockchalktalk.com

America’s foremost Nottingham Forest and cricket fan
My riders
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
At least they grey cup is today so I can watch a team play actual football
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Gotta say I have some major concerns about it being in the mid 60s in mid November
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m actually glad I got a couple emails and texts for donations today. Really allowed me to let loose a bit.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a real piece of shit but I have enough money to make chuck schumer notice how much I’m giving to his primary opponent and I’m going to do it
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I hate how much money I’ve made betting against KU athletics in the last 24 hours
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There’s no way I could resist calling a suicide squeeze here
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Somehow Livvy is the more charismatic one of that pair.
paul skenes is being held hostage in a raising canes
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Of course he waited until she wore pants that made her look like a leather couch
I was just (kinda) joking when I said Vance would try to marry Erika Kirk and dump Usha to become President.

Apparently...
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have said this almost word for word to people before. I also think if you break out of jail and go a year without getting caught you should be pardoned
One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.
October 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hopefully this game goes long enough for me to be able to come up with a good enough test cricket joke
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This is making quite a few assumptions of course but if there is a dem president in 2030 they should just say there are 50,000 people in Texas now
“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
More like one great scene after another am I right folks. What a movie
October 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not to reveal myself as having “feelings” but I had to mute my zoom call when reading this news. One of the best to ever do it.
an extraordinary person with an extraordinary legacy who nevertheless didn’t take herself too seriously

when Gary Larson published this cartoon, she was in Africa and her institute was horribly offended and drafted a complaint

the whole thing was defused when she returned - she found it funny
October 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If Isaac Chotiner interviewed me I would make him change his mind because I’m built different
September 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Rip tik tok. Fortunately my rednote algorithm is absolutely dialed. All street food, bullet trains, and jacked Chinese girls working out
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Can’t believe I was not online and missed that Forest appointed ange. What the fuck is that.
September 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Calling timeout here is dumb. You can kill 5 more seconds by not doing it.
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I think we finally have a quarterback
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hopefully Brian Flores wins his lawsuit so he can retire or go be a head coach somewhere
September 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Currently googling 2026 mock drafts cornerbacks
September 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I will only make one post about my keeper league qb and it has to be this one
September 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
September 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Great wordle today imo
September 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Good to be back
August 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM