instead of the gory shots of tarred lungs do we put a photo of a former family man sweating and biting his nails at the ATM while looking over his shoulder at a smiling casino pit boss

im tryna buy a single barrel

lysergic diethylamide?

i think he wasnt right about mario kart tho

when i was ten my dad said that if i could understand mario kart mechanics i could also most likely drive a car without instruction and my mother didnt like him telling me that and then later he told me that he learned how to drift by watching Initial D because it accurately portrayed pedal footwork

yes'm, it's mooplet

the only soda my mom ever had in the house growing up was this, ginger ale, and birch beer