Sandy Witch
@mooplet.bsky.social
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIets see y🚱ur AAAAAAIlI post like thisaaaAAAAIlIlllM BAAAAAAAAAAACK im still sayin plant based dog meat would be win-win-win i just dont get the opposition
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Sandy Witch
@mooplet.bsky.social
· Nov 7
can someone take me spork shopping
odd that the one river crossing with the dam area in my recurring dream city that always threatens to turn into a semi nightmare while crossing the water looks exactly like one of the front lock mechanisms from the proposed sketches of that guys Atlantropa nazi fantasy dam thing at gibraltar
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
odd that the one river crossing with the dam area in my recurring dream city that always threatens to turn into a semi nightmare while crossing the water looks exactly like one of the front lock mechanisms from the proposed sketches of that guys Atlantropa nazi fantasy dam thing at gibraltar
on the listing for a wink wink definitely doesnt contain nicotine nudge nudge definitely not a disposable vape product listing on amazon, the first few product images are just debranded/AI-generated geekbars and then it gets goooood
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
on the listing for a wink wink definitely doesnt contain nicotine nudge nudge definitely not a disposable vape product listing on amazon, the first few product images are just debranded/AI-generated geekbars and then it gets goooood
casually replying to a text message from over a year ago with a reply that i probably previously composed and forgot to hit send on is already very funny to me but since it was a lets hang out one of these weekends type of situation i probably just seem insane so this might be why i never see people
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
casually replying to a text message from over a year ago with a reply that i probably previously composed and forgot to hit send on is already very funny to me but since it was a lets hang out one of these weekends type of situation i probably just seem insane so this might be why i never see people
do twizzlers cost a lot in the prison economy they can be fashioned into wine swords dildos glue red or pink dye the list is endless plus theyre edible
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
do twizzlers cost a lot in the prison economy they can be fashioned into wine swords dildos glue red or pink dye the list is endless plus theyre edible
i dont think that its breaking the pacifism rules to get the new lego peace lily set and either build it on my nightstand or lay all the pieces out minefield style at night behind my door either way im saying it thoroughly rocks the two birds of self-defence and Hot Fuzz (2007) tribute
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i dont think that its breaking the pacifism rules to get the new lego peace lily set and either build it on my nightstand or lay all the pieces out minefield style at night behind my door either way im saying it thoroughly rocks the two birds of self-defence and Hot Fuzz (2007) tribute
how come I cant buy professional laser hair removal by the square inch
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
how come I cant buy professional laser hair removal by the square inch
inside out tootsie roll pops
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
inside out tootsie roll pops
the only interest i have in buying gold would be so that I could see how heavy it feels to carry different amounts around the house
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
the only interest i have in buying gold would be so that I could see how heavy it feels to carry different amounts around the house
okay wake up lets get it moving folks there be thangs afoot
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
okay wake up lets get it moving folks there be thangs afoot
scratch 'n glow-in-the-dark
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
scratch 'n glow-in-the-dark
in highschool we found out that you could infect an entire box of regular oreos by putting a mint creme oreo in with them so of course immediately the goal was to sneak into friends pantries while they were getting the phone or whatever and do the indy temple sandbag swap and i talk about this a lot
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
in highschool we found out that you could infect an entire box of regular oreos by putting a mint creme oreo in with them so of course immediately the goal was to sneak into friends pantries while they were getting the phone or whatever and do the indy temple sandbag swap and i talk about this a lot
going to the store be right back also i havent eaten any of the apples from that big bag of apples i got a while ago theyve just been in the fridge
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
going to the store be right back also i havent eaten any of the apples from that big bag of apples i got a while ago theyve just been in the fridge
neo uses what looks like a ('94?) Microsoft Natural alice keyboard and it is absolutely crucial for that one top down shot where hes slumped over the desk snoozing but also i just found out there was an Elite version of that board that had a pleasant diamond-shaped arrow keys cluster
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
neo uses what looks like a ('94?) Microsoft Natural alice keyboard and it is absolutely crucial for that one top down shot where hes slumped over the desk snoozing but also i just found out there was an Elite version of that board that had a pleasant diamond-shaped arrow keys cluster
vivarin smooth tablets are so cuuuute i had to buy em
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
vivarin smooth tablets are so cuuuute i had to buy em
hi there what can i get started for you today
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
hi there what can i get started for you today
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
no-corners brownie pan
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
no-corners brownie pan
star wars opening crawl as fake ghandi quote
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
star wars opening crawl as fake ghandi quote
I SPY girl dinner, a book of picture riddles
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I SPY girl dinner, a book of picture riddles
LOUD INTRO BIRD says wake up its time for some learnin bout low-lying clouds of flammable solvent vapors youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0?...
Low Pressure, Fatal Consequence: Explosion at Yenkin-Majestic
YouTube video by USCSB
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December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
LOUD INTRO BIRD says wake up its time for some learnin bout low-lying clouds of flammable solvent vapors youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0?...
how about prison break 2 and this time the entire prison escapes
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
how about prison break 2 and this time the entire prison escapes
we should see how far you can get as a politician who only has one mode and thats sunglasses on charging through the crowd throwing free ipods from a shopping cart with a boom box and a grin mode
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
we should see how far you can get as a politician who only has one mode and thats sunglasses on charging through the crowd throwing free ipods from a shopping cart with a boom box and a grin mode
i wonder if cats consider wearing something on their tail to be in the hat category or more like a fifth sock
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i wonder if cats consider wearing something on their tail to be in the hat category or more like a fifth sock
yep i said sockless toes like fingerless gloves but upside down backwards and what the fuck do ya know its opposite day so make me that product and let me sell it to myself for a steep discount
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
yep i said sockless toes like fingerless gloves but upside down backwards and what the fuck do ya know its opposite day so make me that product and let me sell it to myself for a steep discount
could you just try to somehow make the pizza i ordered on the pizza maker thing on the app inside this double gulp cup ill tip right now look heres twenty cents just for taking the time to consider my question and so you know theres more where that came from ill be outside getting higher
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
could you just try to somehow make the pizza i ordered on the pizza maker thing on the app inside this double gulp cup ill tip right now look heres twenty cents just for taking the time to consider my question and so you know theres more where that came from ill be outside getting higher