Sandy Witch
@mooplet.bsky.social
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIets see y🚱ur AAAAAAIlI post like thisaaaAAAAIlIlllM BAAAAAAAAAAACK im still sayin plant based dog meat would be win-win-win i just dont get the opposition
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Sandy Witch
@mooplet.bsky.social
· Nov 7
can someone take me spork shopping
welcome to blandmas kitchen dont bother looking for the salt shaker we dont do that here
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
welcome to blandmas kitchen dont bother looking for the salt shaker we dont do that here
just got a wrong number call from someone i met at 4am on the way to buy beer 5 years ago i think theyd just gotten off the train and we ate edibles and got drinks and recorded a spooky bird then lost her glasses for a couple days i think she said it was because she got home and did yoga in the dark
January 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
just got a wrong number call from someone i met at 4am on the way to buy beer 5 years ago i think theyd just gotten off the train and we ate edibles and got drinks and recorded a spooky bird then lost her glasses for a couple days i think she said it was because she got home and did yoga in the dark
this white runtz x grape gas pheno tastes like a shrimp w/ lobster sauce at a takeout shop that was pretty bad yet for some reason half the week one of the cooks could make a few things that led me to believe he also worked at one of those fancy banquet places and the BP next door sold nonfilter NAS
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
this white runtz x grape gas pheno tastes like a shrimp w/ lobster sauce at a takeout shop that was pretty bad yet for some reason half the week one of the cooks could make a few things that led me to believe he also worked at one of those fancy banquet places and the BP next door sold nonfilter NAS
is Eggbert short for Eggbertha or whats can someone explain whats going on with her poem and why do half the beanie babies price guides have the wrong pronouns is this a birdo situation
January 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
is Eggbert short for Eggbertha or whats can someone explain whats going on with her poem and why do half the beanie babies price guides have the wrong pronouns is this a birdo situation
odd that the one river crossing with the dam area in my recurring dream city that always threatens to turn into a semi nightmare while crossing the water looks exactly like one of the front lock mechanisms from the proposed sketches of that guys Atlantropa nazi fantasy dam thing at gibraltar
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
odd that the one river crossing with the dam area in my recurring dream city that always threatens to turn into a semi nightmare while crossing the water looks exactly like one of the front lock mechanisms from the proposed sketches of that guys Atlantropa nazi fantasy dam thing at gibraltar
on the listing for a wink wink definitely doesnt contain nicotine nudge nudge definitely not a disposable vape product listing on amazon, the first few product images are just debranded/AI-generated geekbars and then it gets goooood
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
on the listing for a wink wink definitely doesnt contain nicotine nudge nudge definitely not a disposable vape product listing on amazon, the first few product images are just debranded/AI-generated geekbars and then it gets goooood
casually replying to a text message from over a year ago with a reply that i probably previously composed and forgot to hit send on is already very funny to me but since it was a lets hang out one of these weekends type of situation i probably just seem insane so this might be why i never see people
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
casually replying to a text message from over a year ago with a reply that i probably previously composed and forgot to hit send on is already very funny to me but since it was a lets hang out one of these weekends type of situation i probably just seem insane so this might be why i never see people
do twizzlers cost a lot in the prison economy they can be fashioned into wine swords dildos glue red or pink dye the list is endless plus theyre edible
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
do twizzlers cost a lot in the prison economy they can be fashioned into wine swords dildos glue red or pink dye the list is endless plus theyre edible
i dont think that its breaking the pacifism rules to get the new lego peace lily set and either build it on my nightstand or lay all the pieces out minefield style at night behind my door either way im saying it thoroughly rocks the two birds of self-defence and Hot Fuzz (2007) tribute
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
i dont think that its breaking the pacifism rules to get the new lego peace lily set and either build it on my nightstand or lay all the pieces out minefield style at night behind my door either way im saying it thoroughly rocks the two birds of self-defence and Hot Fuzz (2007) tribute
how come I cant buy professional laser hair removal by the square inch
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
how come I cant buy professional laser hair removal by the square inch
inside out tootsie roll pops
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
inside out tootsie roll pops
the only interest i have in buying gold would be so that I could see how heavy it feels to carry different amounts around the house
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
the only interest i have in buying gold would be so that I could see how heavy it feels to carry different amounts around the house
okay wake up lets get it moving folks there be thangs afoot
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
okay wake up lets get it moving folks there be thangs afoot
scratch 'n glow-in-the-dark
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM
scratch 'n glow-in-the-dark
in highschool we found out that you could infect an entire box of regular oreos by putting a mint creme oreo in with them so of course immediately the goal was to sneak into friends pantries while they were getting the phone or whatever and do the indy temple sandbag swap and i talk about this a lot
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
in highschool we found out that you could infect an entire box of regular oreos by putting a mint creme oreo in with them so of course immediately the goal was to sneak into friends pantries while they were getting the phone or whatever and do the indy temple sandbag swap and i talk about this a lot
going to the store be right back also i havent eaten any of the apples from that big bag of apples i got a while ago theyve just been in the fridge
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
going to the store be right back also i havent eaten any of the apples from that big bag of apples i got a while ago theyve just been in the fridge
neo uses what looks like a ('94?) Microsoft Natural alice keyboard and it is absolutely crucial for that one top down shot where hes slumped over the desk snoozing but also i just found out there was an Elite version of that board that had a pleasant diamond-shaped arrow keys cluster
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
neo uses what looks like a ('94?) Microsoft Natural alice keyboard and it is absolutely crucial for that one top down shot where hes slumped over the desk snoozing but also i just found out there was an Elite version of that board that had a pleasant diamond-shaped arrow keys cluster
vivarin smooth tablets are so cuuuute i had to buy em
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
vivarin smooth tablets are so cuuuute i had to buy em
hi there what can i get started for you today
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
December 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
hi there what can i get started for you today
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
hello my name is jumbo dumbo and im a professional horse fucker
no-corners brownie pan
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
no-corners brownie pan
star wars opening crawl as fake ghandi quote
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
star wars opening crawl as fake ghandi quote
I SPY girl dinner, a book of picture riddles
December 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I SPY girl dinner, a book of picture riddles
LOUD INTRO BIRD says wake up its time for some learnin bout low-lying clouds of flammable solvent vapors youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0?...
Low Pressure, Fatal Consequence: Explosion at Yenkin-Majestic
YouTube video by USCSB
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December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
LOUD INTRO BIRD says wake up its time for some learnin bout low-lying clouds of flammable solvent vapors youtu.be/35FkCArjLU0?...
how about prison break 2 and this time the entire prison escapes
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
how about prison break 2 and this time the entire prison escapes