mooch jones
@mooch-monkey.bsky.social
monkey in a banana plantation. has a bus pass and two library cards and knows how to use them!
istr that in the late '60s a German photograper found that river water, from the Rhine in Köln (Cologne), was so full of chemicals that it could be used to process monochrome film!
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November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
istr that in the late '60s a German photograper found that river water, from the Rhine in Köln (Cologne), was so full of chemicals that it could be used to process monochrome film!
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Our cat ran upstairs and leapt onto the window sill at speed and slid. She didn't realise the window was wide open and went flying out and down. A few seconds later the cat flap banged and she ran back upstairs with a lot of angry miaows and jumped onto the sill again - carefully.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Our cat ran upstairs and leapt onto the window sill at speed and slid. She didn't realise the window was wide open and went flying out and down. A few seconds later the cat flap banged and she ran back upstairs with a lot of angry miaows and jumped onto the sill again - carefully.
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Damn, read that as pantone and wondered what colour you'd chosen !
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November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Damn, read that as pantone and wondered what colour you'd chosen !
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ICE will detain the bill before it gets to the White House.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
ICE will detain the bill before it gets to the White House.
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At least in London you can walk around without the worry of being detained by paramilitary and deported to Botany Bay.
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November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
At least in London you can walk around without the worry of being detained by paramilitary and deported to Botany Bay.
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Gwen: Oh, it's so hard to find a celebrant for a polyandry wedding !
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November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Gwen: Oh, it's so hard to find a celebrant for a polyandry wedding !
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When very young, I made a mistake copying some data in a new job, which I thought had deleted it. I humbly reported the problem.
My boss grinned and said it was not a problem as it had not actually deleted.
Scared me so much that I started triple checking myself.
She later gave me a promotion too!
My boss grinned and said it was not a problem as it had not actually deleted.
Scared me so much that I started triple checking myself.
She later gave me a promotion too!
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When very young, I made a mistake copying some data in a new job, which I thought had deleted it. I humbly reported the problem.
My boss grinned and said it was not a problem as it had not actually deleted.
Scared me so much that I started triple checking myself.
She later gave me a promotion too!
My boss grinned and said it was not a problem as it had not actually deleted.
Scared me so much that I started triple checking myself.
She later gave me a promotion too!
I know the feeling.
I made it to grandfather !
I made it to grandfather !
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I know the feeling.
I made it to grandfather !
I made it to grandfather !
let me know if it goes on sale to the general public.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
let me know if it goes on sale to the general public.
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Not legally blonde.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Not legally blonde.
Please let us know how it goes.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Please let us know how it goes.
That was the 'thing' in the 1980s for #MS and several were built but I personally don't know of any still in use for MS.
Never tried one myself then - seemed a bit woo-woo pseudo science. The UK's NICE guidelines do not mention HBO as therapy for treating MS in general, but good for other ills.
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Never tried one myself then - seemed a bit woo-woo pseudo science. The UK's NICE guidelines do not mention HBO as therapy for treating MS in general, but good for other ills.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
That was the 'thing' in the 1980s for #MS and several were built but I personally don't know of any still in use for MS.
Never tried one myself then - seemed a bit woo-woo pseudo science. The UK's NICE guidelines do not mention HBO as therapy for treating MS in general, but good for other ills.
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Never tried one myself then - seemed a bit woo-woo pseudo science. The UK's NICE guidelines do not mention HBO as therapy for treating MS in general, but good for other ills.
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In South East London today I was twice threatened and nearly attacked by a gang....
Sorry, that's should be: by a murder of crows, who took a fancy to my lunch ! The TFL bus stations here are a no-go area only if you leave your sandwich on the bench.
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Sorry, that's should be: by a murder of crows, who took a fancy to my lunch ! The TFL bus stations here are a no-go area only if you leave your sandwich on the bench.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In South East London today I was twice threatened and nearly attacked by a gang....
Sorry, that's should be: by a murder of crows, who took a fancy to my lunch ! The TFL bus stations here are a no-go area only if you leave your sandwich on the bench.
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Sorry, that's should be: by a murder of crows, who took a fancy to my lunch ! The TFL bus stations here are a no-go area only if you leave your sandwich on the bench.
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Same colours over Croydon tonight.
But no sea for reflection!
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But no sea for reflection!
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November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Same colours over Croydon tonight.
But no sea for reflection!
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But no sea for reflection!
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Missing Greens again.
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Missing Greens again.
I always say 'Ta' and wave!
A cross between 'Ta Ta' meaning good bye
and Thanks
(Don't know where this came from though)
The school kids always seem polite too.
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A cross between 'Ta Ta' meaning good bye
and Thanks
(Don't know where this came from though)
The school kids always seem polite too.
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November 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I always say 'Ta' and wave!
A cross between 'Ta Ta' meaning good bye
and Thanks
(Don't know where this came from though)
The school kids always seem polite too.
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A cross between 'Ta Ta' meaning good bye
and Thanks
(Don't know where this came from though)
The school kids always seem polite too.
🚌👋
Reggie, our tabby & white, would go out in any weather.
One morning it had been snowing and she came in with snow on her back. She ran upstairs and jumped on my bare chest to wake me - aagh freezing paws and dripping snow !
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One morning it had been snowing and she came in with snow on her back. She ran upstairs and jumped on my bare chest to wake me - aagh freezing paws and dripping snow !
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November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Reggie, our tabby & white, would go out in any weather.
One morning it had been snowing and she came in with snow on her back. She ran upstairs and jumped on my bare chest to wake me - aagh freezing paws and dripping snow !
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One morning it had been snowing and she came in with snow on her back. She ran upstairs and jumped on my bare chest to wake me - aagh freezing paws and dripping snow !
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When we had 2 cats, and they got impatient with me just sitting on the sofa, they would both dash across the sofa over my legs.
It's hard to do anything with several kilo of cats repeatedly running over you!
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It's hard to do anything with several kilo of cats repeatedly running over you!
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November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
When we had 2 cats, and they got impatient with me just sitting on the sofa, they would both dash across the sofa over my legs.
It's hard to do anything with several kilo of cats repeatedly running over you!
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It's hard to do anything with several kilo of cats repeatedly running over you!
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I live in a small close in SE London that should in theory be all white Reformers.
But we currently have families from Southern Europe, China, Africa/Caribbean, Indian sub-continent, and previously Eastern Europe, and South America.
There are some white brits too!
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But we currently have families from Southern Europe, China, Africa/Caribbean, Indian sub-continent, and previously Eastern Europe, and South America.
There are some white brits too!
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November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I live in a small close in SE London that should in theory be all white Reformers.
But we currently have families from Southern Europe, China, Africa/Caribbean, Indian sub-continent, and previously Eastern Europe, and South America.
There are some white brits too!
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But we currently have families from Southern Europe, China, Africa/Caribbean, Indian sub-continent, and previously Eastern Europe, and South America.
There are some white brits too!
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Gwendoline's mother sat waiting for the opportune moment to start all the frames shredding their pictures.
She just needed a few more in the room to make sure enough distraction from the fainting young ladies.
Then she could leave and meet her daughter for some umbrella gun practice.
#GirlsOwnCC
She just needed a few more in the room to make sure enough distraction from the fainting young ladies.
Then she could leave and meet her daughter for some umbrella gun practice.
#GirlsOwnCC
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Gwendoline's mother sat waiting for the opportune moment to start all the frames shredding their pictures.
She just needed a few more in the room to make sure enough distraction from the fainting young ladies.
Then she could leave and meet her daughter for some umbrella gun practice.
#GirlsOwnCC
She just needed a few more in the room to make sure enough distraction from the fainting young ladies.
Then she could leave and meet her daughter for some umbrella gun practice.
#GirlsOwnCC
Gwendolyne: I've set the neck squeezer to just tighten a little more everytime you try to escape, dearest !
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Gwendolyne: I've set the neck squeezer to just tighten a little more everytime you try to escape, dearest !
twig toothbrush !
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
twig toothbrush !
My timeline on X is cluttered. Can I sell it for cash?
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November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My timeline on X is cluttered. Can I sell it for cash?
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