mooch jones
@mooch-monkey.bsky.social
monkey in a banana plantation. has a bus pass and two library cards and knows how to use them!
Cloudflare is still dead atm.
I'm taking the afternoon off !
(well I was going too anyway)
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I'm taking the afternoon off !
(well I was going too anyway)
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November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Cloudflare is still dead atm.
I'm taking the afternoon off !
(well I was going too anyway)
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I'm taking the afternoon off !
(well I was going too anyway)
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BBC reports:
Home secretary says asylum reforms will 'unite a divided country' as full plans published
IMHO this will cause further, but different, splits as Labour becomes 'Reform Lite'
Home secretary says asylum reforms will 'unite a divided country' as full plans published
IMHO this will cause further, but different, splits as Labour becomes 'Reform Lite'
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
BBC reports:
Home secretary says asylum reforms will 'unite a divided country' as full plans published
IMHO this will cause further, but different, splits as Labour becomes 'Reform Lite'
Home secretary says asylum reforms will 'unite a divided country' as full plans published
IMHO this will cause further, but different, splits as Labour becomes 'Reform Lite'
so Trump used 'The Royal We'
"we will sue them"
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"we will sue them"
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November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
so Trump used 'The Royal We'
"we will sue them"
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"we will sue them"
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The FAA banning daytime space rocket launches is another win for Russia, and China, from agent Krasnov.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The FAA banning daytime space rocket launches is another win for Russia, and China, from agent Krasnov.
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I'm a bit cynical that the carrier group Trump is sending to sit off Venezuela will not be allowed to help Jamaica, and the other islands, after the hurricane.
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October 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm a bit cynical that the carrier group Trump is sending to sit off Venezuela will not be allowed to help Jamaica, and the other islands, after the hurricane.
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Nearly two weeks ago I banged my right shoulder and it still hurts a bit.
This afternoon I had a flu vaccination in my left arm and that now hurts a bit.
As I always sleep on one side or the other, how am I going to cope tonight ?
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This afternoon I had a flu vaccination in my left arm and that now hurts a bit.
As I always sleep on one side or the other, how am I going to cope tonight ?
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October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Nearly two weeks ago I banged my right shoulder and it still hurts a bit.
This afternoon I had a flu vaccination in my left arm and that now hurts a bit.
As I always sleep on one side or the other, how am I going to cope tonight ?
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This afternoon I had a flu vaccination in my left arm and that now hurts a bit.
As I always sleep on one side or the other, how am I going to cope tonight ?
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weather forecast is 'Sunny intervals'
I've had to switch the lights on because it's gone very dark!
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I've had to switch the lights on because it's gone very dark!
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October 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
weather forecast is 'Sunny intervals'
I've had to switch the lights on because it's gone very dark!
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I've had to switch the lights on because it's gone very dark!
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background: I'm one of the 'lucky ones' and seem to have a very mild form of RRMS multiple sclerosis #MS that started in '73 !
This week I had a visit to a neurologist for the first time in many years. His conclusion was no meds needed, and keep on doing what you do, and we'll see you in a year !
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This week I had a visit to a neurologist for the first time in many years. His conclusion was no meds needed, and keep on doing what you do, and we'll see you in a year !
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October 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
background: I'm one of the 'lucky ones' and seem to have a very mild form of RRMS multiple sclerosis #MS that started in '73 !
This week I had a visit to a neurologist for the first time in many years. His conclusion was no meds needed, and keep on doing what you do, and we'll see you in a year !
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This week I had a visit to a neurologist for the first time in many years. His conclusion was no meds needed, and keep on doing what you do, and we'll see you in a year !
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Some fireworks for Diwali going off now !
lots of bangs but I cannot see anything from my window.
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lots of bangs but I cannot see anything from my window.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Some fireworks for Diwali going off now !
lots of bangs but I cannot see anything from my window.
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lots of bangs but I cannot see anything from my window.
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I have an ear worm this morning. I'm going around humming & singing (thanks Evil Neuro & Wind Rose):
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy hole
with variations:
I am a worm and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
I am a mole and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy hole
with variations:
I am a worm and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
I am a mole and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I have an ear worm this morning. I'm going around humming & singing (thanks Evil Neuro & Wind Rose):
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy hole
with variations:
I am a worm and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
I am a mole and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy hole
with variations:
I am a worm and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
I am a mole and I'm digging a hole.
Diggy diggy hole
This morning I got thrown backwards on a bus and banged my right shoulder. I've got full mobility but it hurts quite a lot. So I think I've just got to tough it out on paracetamol and mild exercises.
Sorry folks I can still use a keyboard !
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Sorry folks I can still use a keyboard !
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October 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This morning I got thrown backwards on a bus and banged my right shoulder. I've got full mobility but it hurts quite a lot. So I think I've just got to tough it out on paracetamol and mild exercises.
Sorry folks I can still use a keyboard !
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Sorry folks I can still use a keyboard !
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I spilled some wild bird seed on the ground, and a neighbour's cat came and ate it all !
Cats are going vegan ?
2 minutes later he returns and drinks from the bird bath !
Cats are going vegan ?
2 minutes later he returns and drinks from the bird bath !
October 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I spilled some wild bird seed on the ground, and a neighbour's cat came and ate it all !
Cats are going vegan ?
2 minutes later he returns and drinks from the bird bath !
Cats are going vegan ?
2 minutes later he returns and drinks from the bird bath !
Just spent an annoying hour trying to open the drum of a Dyson vacuum to empty it. Totally jammed!
Seems it has to be done in the light of a full moon, with white sage smoke, and prayers to the Discworld goddess Anoia.
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Seems it has to be done in the light of a full moon, with white sage smoke, and prayers to the Discworld goddess Anoia.
😱🌿🌝🧙♀️
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just spent an annoying hour trying to open the drum of a Dyson vacuum to empty it. Totally jammed!
Seems it has to be done in the light of a full moon, with white sage smoke, and prayers to the Discworld goddess Anoia.
😱🌿🌝🧙♀️
Seems it has to be done in the light of a full moon, with white sage smoke, and prayers to the Discworld goddess Anoia.
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to @zackpolanski.bsky.social
As Peacehaven is probably in a constituency you are targeting - I have not yet seen condemnation of the mosque attack last night. I've not seen anything from any other party either!
(I've been a green voter, but not member, for some years, and have links to the area)
As Peacehaven is probably in a constituency you are targeting - I have not yet seen condemnation of the mosque attack last night. I've not seen anything from any other party either!
(I've been a green voter, but not member, for some years, and have links to the area)
October 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
to @zackpolanski.bsky.social
As Peacehaven is probably in a constituency you are targeting - I have not yet seen condemnation of the mosque attack last night. I've not seen anything from any other party either!
(I've been a green voter, but not member, for some years, and have links to the area)
As Peacehaven is probably in a constituency you are targeting - I have not yet seen condemnation of the mosque attack last night. I've not seen anything from any other party either!
(I've been a green voter, but not member, for some years, and have links to the area)
I ordered one of each of the following within my on-line groceries delivery order,
and got two of each:
salami, mince, steak, chorizo, chocolate mouse
at least there was no substitutions or 'not available' on the rest of the order. Meat feast over the next few days!
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and got two of each:
salami, mince, steak, chorizo, chocolate mouse
at least there was no substitutions or 'not available' on the rest of the order. Meat feast over the next few days!
🥩🥧😀
October 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I ordered one of each of the following within my on-line groceries delivery order,
and got two of each:
salami, mince, steak, chorizo, chocolate mouse
at least there was no substitutions or 'not available' on the rest of the order. Meat feast over the next few days!
🥩🥧😀
and got two of each:
salami, mince, steak, chorizo, chocolate mouse
at least there was no substitutions or 'not available' on the rest of the order. Meat feast over the next few days!
🥩🥧😀
I'm taking bets on whether Starship flight 11 occurs before Windows 10 support ends !
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September 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm taking bets on whether Starship flight 11 occurs before Windows 10 support ends !
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Congratulations you are number 667 in the queue of 666 for the Rapture.
Please stay on the line as someone in the queue, ahead of you, may sin and be removed, thus promoting you.
We would like to thank you for your interest and invite you to try again in another 1,000 years.
#rapture #queue
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Please stay on the line as someone in the queue, ahead of you, may sin and be removed, thus promoting you.
We would like to thank you for your interest and invite you to try again in another 1,000 years.
#rapture #queue
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September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The cliff that Ellie descended on her charity abseil at Peacehaven. Ellie is near the bottom and her husband and daughter are waiting for her.
September 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The cliff that Ellie descended on her charity abseil at Peacehaven. Ellie is near the bottom and her husband and daughter are waiting for her.
Ellie has done her charity abseil and raised 360% of her target. A big gust of wind blew her sideways just as she'd got going and later a lump of chalk from the cliff fell on her helmet, but she completed the abseil!
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ellie has done her charity abseil and raised 360% of her target. A big gust of wind blew her sideways just as she'd got going and later a lump of chalk from the cliff fell on her helmet, but she completed the abseil!
Innovative use of child play equipment 101.
Elon Musk on X
The Starship landing video in the Indian Ocean was taken from a camera bolted to a Starlink terminal sitting in a kiddie pool 😂
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
Elon Musk on X
The Starship landing video in the Indian Ocean was taken from a camera bolted to a Starlink terminal sitting in a kiddie pool 😂
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
August 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Innovative use of child play equipment 101.
Elon Musk on X
The Starship landing video in the Indian Ocean was taken from a camera bolted to a Starlink terminal sitting in a kiddie pool 😂
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
Elon Musk on X
The Starship landing video in the Indian Ocean was taken from a camera bolted to a Starlink terminal sitting in a kiddie pool 😂
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
The bit many news services missed about the recent Starship launch is that it deployed, as a SMALL test, 8 Starlink simulators at 2000kg each (total 16 tonnes).
for comparison tonnes to LEO (very approx):
Ariane 6 - 11
Atlas V - 8 to 19
Electron - 0.3
Falcon 9 - 13 to 64
Soyuz 2 - 3 to 9
for comparison tonnes to LEO (very approx):
Ariane 6 - 11
Atlas V - 8 to 19
Electron - 0.3
Falcon 9 - 13 to 64
Soyuz 2 - 3 to 9
August 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The bit many news services missed about the recent Starship launch is that it deployed, as a SMALL test, 8 Starlink simulators at 2000kg each (total 16 tonnes).
for comparison tonnes to LEO (very approx):
Ariane 6 - 11
Atlas V - 8 to 19
Electron - 0.3
Falcon 9 - 13 to 64
Soyuz 2 - 3 to 9
for comparison tonnes to LEO (very approx):
Ariane 6 - 11
Atlas V - 8 to 19
Electron - 0.3
Falcon 9 - 13 to 64
Soyuz 2 - 3 to 9
So I'm an idiot! - I read the oximeter wrong and thought my blood oxygen level was 70 and my pulse was 96!
With an oxygen level of 70% I should be out for the count!
Of course swapping the numbers makes me healthy!
I think I'm getting near the end of Covid., and hope to get a good walk tomorrow.
With an oxygen level of 70% I should be out for the count!
Of course swapping the numbers makes me healthy!
I think I'm getting near the end of Covid., and hope to get a good walk tomorrow.
August 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
So I'm an idiot! - I read the oximeter wrong and thought my blood oxygen level was 70 and my pulse was 96!
With an oxygen level of 70% I should be out for the count!
Of course swapping the numbers makes me healthy!
I think I'm getting near the end of Covid., and hope to get a good walk tomorrow.
With an oxygen level of 70% I should be out for the count!
Of course swapping the numbers makes me healthy!
I think I'm getting near the end of Covid., and hope to get a good walk tomorrow.
Sunday will be 'Happy Birthday to Windows 95' age 30 !
I only remembered because a daughter's birthday is the same date and I was doing her card this afternoon.
I only remembered because a daughter's birthday is the same date and I was doing her card this afternoon.
August 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Sunday will be 'Happy Birthday to Windows 95' age 30 !
I only remembered because a daughter's birthday is the same date and I was doing her card this afternoon.
I only remembered because a daughter's birthday is the same date and I was doing her card this afternoon.
update: The covid has eased today - just fatigued if I do too much too quickly, and also headache above the eye (with neuritis).
Very little coughing, and not breathless.
Got my neuro appointment now and they have classed it as 'MS New' as i've avoided them for years!
#covid #MS #asthma
Very little coughing, and not breathless.
Got my neuro appointment now and they have classed it as 'MS New' as i've avoided them for years!
#covid #MS #asthma
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
oh damn now I've got #covid on top of my #asthma and mild #MS. It started with wild shakes, loss of control & strength and I ended up on the floor pissing myself. So had to get ambulance to hospital. But being a 'superman' I'd got rid of those symptom and they let me go home 4 hours after admission
August 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM