Dave Montegari
@montega.bsky.social
nooooooooo how did I miss this. Does signing up now put me on the waitlist?
July 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
nooooooooo how did I miss this. Does signing up now put me on the waitlist?
Insurance drone guys, assemble.
June 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Insurance drone guys, assemble.
Does this mean one night only Goodfellas is happening
June 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Does this mean one night only Goodfellas is happening
Reposted by Dave Montegari
If I were God I would install an ominous bell that tolled in everyone’s head the moment they crossed the 50% hot dog barrier, to see how long it would take the human race to understand the bell and how they would react once solved
May 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If I were God I would install an ominous bell that tolled in everyone’s head the moment they crossed the 50% hot dog barrier, to see how long it would take the human race to understand the bell and how they would react once solved
Pacers lost that series. Good omen.
May 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Pacers lost that series. Good omen.
Just don’t google “jumbo Elliot sink”
April 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Just don’t google “jumbo Elliot sink”
Have we become too obnoxious since the soccer natty?
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Have we become too obnoxious since the soccer natty?
My dad calls em belly busters and it is the first food I remember knowing that it’s only something you eat when you know you’ll be going straight home after.
February 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My dad calls em belly busters and it is the first food I remember knowing that it’s only something you eat when you know you’ll be going straight home after.
Is this a situation where you’re not truly out of the woods until tomorrow morning?
December 17, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Is this a situation where you’re not truly out of the woods until tomorrow morning?
How’d this turn out?
October 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM
How’d this turn out?
My 6yo daughter doesn’t like piazza these days, so she houses garlic knots on pizza night. The GB princess who was promised.
July 12, 2024 at 5:34 AM
My 6yo daughter doesn’t like piazza these days, so she houses garlic knots on pizza night. The GB princess who was promised.
What’s the nature of the suck?
June 11, 2024 at 10:32 PM
What’s the nature of the suck?
Glad that we have baseball reference so we can confirm our memory of “yup, he really was that bad” in our fandom.
February 3, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Glad that we have baseball reference so we can confirm our memory of “yup, he really was that bad” in our fandom.
How many minutes does Rick Peterson need with him?
February 3, 2024 at 12:15 AM
How many minutes does Rick Peterson need with him?
Bring back Dad Walk?
February 1, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Bring back Dad Walk?
Sorry to admit, goofy mall rules. It’ll be even better someplace that has mass transit.
November 7, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Sorry to admit, goofy mall rules. It’ll be even better someplace that has mass transit.