If I were God I would install an ominous bell that tolled in everyone’s head the moment they crossed the 50% hot dog barrier, to see how long it would take the human race to understand the bell and how they would react once solved

There was a minute there when I thought I was going to ditch my 6yo to go introduce myself to @edsbs.bsky.social

The Vermont Catamounts score a golden goal in OT to win their first NCAA Men's College Cup Championship over Marshall in the most unreal sequence