Chris
monsterbeard.bsky.social
Chris
@monsterbeard.bsky.social
MN - “A swarm of bees in a person suit”
Yup. Can’t find any decent Alf hog right now
November 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Have fun! It’s a good one!
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Oh shit Thomas Hayden Church debuting his silver fox era??
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oblivion does not go weird enough. It tries to go “I don’t want to upset anyone” weird instead of unnervingly weird.

The Alex Garland version of Oblivion would have me shitting my pants, like the end of Men.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wow fantastic piece. Thanks for sharing it!
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I know sad freaks exist and that’s fine but it is very weird that the richest guy in the world spends so much of his time trying to be king of the sad freaks. “Divorced dad energy” no longer has any meaning with this guy.
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If Krissy took over your account for one day, what, if anything, would she skeet?
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The arguments over the best English translation of Russian classics by humans would melt an AI’s circuits
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by Chris
oops here is the gift link
Opinion | Trump Is an Albatross
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM