Chris
@monsterbeard.bsky.social
MN - “A swarm of bees in a person suit”
I can’t believe I could see this tonight. What majesty!
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can’t believe I could see this tonight. What majesty!
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This is really well done. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
What Did Men Do to Deserve This?
Changes in the economy and in the culture seem to have hit them hard. Scott Galloway believes they need an “aspirational vision of masculinity.”
www.newyorker.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is really well done. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
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HELEN ANDREWS
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
HELEN ANDREWS
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
And so what the statistics show, Ross, when you look at it
ROSS DOUTHAT
Yeah, let’s dig in
ANDREWS
What they show is that, okay, 98% of boys go to college to get more knowledge
DOUTHAT
Wow.
ANDREWS
And almost 97% of girls, in contrast, they go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Does DS9 ever address what Odo looks like naked?
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
a close up of a man 's face with a serious expression on his face .
Alt: That dude making the surprised blinking face
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Does DS9 ever address what Odo looks like naked?
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
His clothes are him… so under his clothes is more him…
So I guess we already know what Odo looks like naked, because we see it every episode
Subway should pay this dude’s legal fees because it’s the most attention anyone has given to a sandwich since the whole hot dog debacle.
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Subway should pay this dude’s legal fees because it’s the most attention anyone has given to a sandwich since the whole hot dog debacle.
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Look At My Book Everyone :)
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Look At My Book Everyone :)
Me turning in the widening gyre: haha fuck yeah!!!! Yes!!
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me turning in the widening gyre: haha fuck yeah!!!! Yes!!
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me as things fall apart: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
Mamdani is someone I want to have a beer with.
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mamdani is someone I want to have a beer with.
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
The thought of sitting next to Cuomo at a bar fills me with a deep inconsolable depression.
This is before any political positions are discussed!
@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social God I was just reminded of that scene from HACF when they discover the Apple Macintosh. What a devastating moment!
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@ifyoucantwell.bsky.social God I was just reminded of that scene from HACF when they discover the Apple Macintosh. What a devastating moment!
I’ll take all of this you got!
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’ll take all of this you got!
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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oops here is the gift link
Opinion | Trump Is an Albatross
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
oops here is the gift link
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guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue
October 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue
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Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sure the sandwich guy didn't actually hurt that cop, but that was because he was propelling the sandwich by hand, what if he'd had a sub machine gun
With the Trump circus, kids today can’t appreciate how exciting it was when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face. It was like “covfefe” only carried on for weeks instead of a single drop of madness in the ocean of stupidity that is the Trump administration.
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
With the Trump circus, kids today can’t appreciate how exciting it was when Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face. It was like “covfefe” only carried on for weeks instead of a single drop of madness in the ocean of stupidity that is the Trump administration.
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All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
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This thread is incredible. Hilarious but also fuck all these dunces trying to prosecute sandwich guy when they’re armed to the teeth occupying American cities
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This thread is incredible. Hilarious but also fuck all these dunces trying to prosecute sandwich guy when they’re armed to the teeth occupying American cities
I just realized I didn’t get an “I voted” sticker this morning
a woman with blonde hair is crying in front of a lamp
Alt: Claire Danes in Homeland as her face becomes one of total devastation
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I just realized I didn’t get an “I voted” sticker this morning