maia 🏳️⚧️
@monstera-d-liciosa.bsky.social
Oakland, CA. Interests include: plants, photography, video games, keyboard & guitar, software development
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taking estrogen because i wanted it to turn me into a lotr style waifish elf woman but instead the estrogen turned me into a lotr style plump little content hobbit woman
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
taking estrogen because i wanted it to turn me into a lotr style waifish elf woman but instead the estrogen turned me into a lotr style plump little content hobbit woman
Just got tickets to see the extended LOTR movies in theaters in a couple weekends. this is a dream come true.
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Just got tickets to see the extended LOTR movies in theaters in a couple weekends. this is a dream come true.
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hacking the US or leaking inside info may be scary, but you know what's even scarier? war
do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.
do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
hacking the US or leaking inside info may be scary, but you know what's even scarier? war
do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.
do the right thing. use ur skills, use ur knowledge.
Seeing "Dec 31" on my computer's menu bar keeps making me think my clock got reset lol.
December 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Seeing "Dec 31" on my computer's menu bar keeps making me think my clock got reset lol.
Hear me out, this vertical movie is so bad that its good. It stretches the extremely thin premise that people don't recognize the most powerful mage in the world far beyond its limit while stringing us along a classic dark-lord-return trope.
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Hear me out, this vertical movie is so bad that its good. It stretches the extremely thin premise that people don't recognize the most powerful mage in the world far beyond its limit while stringing us along a classic dark-lord-return trope.
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www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Pretty much all the pig procedurals you've seen for the last two decades delighted in showing you forensics that are about as real as phrenology.
Millions and millions of jurors persuaded by this deliberate copaganda
Pretty much all the pig procedurals you've seen for the last two decades delighted in showing you forensics that are about as real as phrenology.
Millions and millions of jurors persuaded by this deliberate copaganda
How the junk science of hair analysis keeps people behind bars
The technique, developed before DNA testing, can’t definitively tie suspects to crime scenes. Try explaining that to juries — or some judges.
www.motherjones.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Pretty much all the pig procedurals you've seen for the last two decades delighted in showing you forensics that are about as real as phrenology.
Millions and millions of jurors persuaded by this deliberate copaganda
Pretty much all the pig procedurals you've seen for the last two decades delighted in showing you forensics that are about as real as phrenology.
Millions and millions of jurors persuaded by this deliberate copaganda
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they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
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can't even sleep anymore, cause of woke
December 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
can't even sleep anymore, cause of woke
I delved too greedily and too deep.
December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I delved too greedily and too deep.
I guess I left the back door open and the cats slipped out. Thankfully they didn't leave the yard! Nimbus ran in by himself and Moo Moo just stood there and let me pick her up. That was a freebie 😅
December 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I guess I left the back door open and the cats slipped out. Thankfully they didn't leave the yard! Nimbus ran in by himself and Moo Moo just stood there and let me pick her up. That was a freebie 😅
"Son, you'll never be a true artist if there's always a mask between you and the viewer, especially when the viewer is you".
I love Expedition 33 so much (doing a 100% ng+ run and checking out the DLC)
I love Expedition 33 so much (doing a 100% ng+ run and checking out the DLC)
December 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Son, you'll never be a true artist if there's always a mask between you and the viewer, especially when the viewer is you".
I love Expedition 33 so much (doing a 100% ng+ run and checking out the DLC)
I love Expedition 33 so much (doing a 100% ng+ run and checking out the DLC)
bumble match expired. If you don’t agree Frodo deserves a nice dinner AND a nice supper then I don’t wanna go out with you anyways.
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
bumble match expired. If you don’t agree Frodo deserves a nice dinner AND a nice supper then I don’t wanna go out with you anyways.
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oh we’re never going to see this story about the horrors people face in CECOT in el salvador come out are we. part of the justification is that it’s two months late to the story? yet she did the town hall with erika kirk 3 months after he was killed? come on now
Bari Weiss this morning on the 60 Minutes segment: "We need to be able to get the principals on the record and on camera."
Of course, most journalists know that oftentimes people who are the subject of negative reporting don't want to speak on camera or on the record.
Of course, most journalists know that oftentimes people who are the subject of negative reporting don't want to speak on camera or on the record.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
oh we’re never going to see this story about the horrors people face in CECOT in el salvador come out are we. part of the justification is that it’s two months late to the story? yet she did the town hall with erika kirk 3 months after he was killed? come on now
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Oh, you're trying to create uses for the bullshit machines rather than meeting actual needs. I see!!!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh, you're trying to create uses for the bullshit machines rather than meeting actual needs. I see!!!!!!
woke up to what sounds like a cat the size of a house throwing up. pretty sure my neighbor’s sump pump is dry sucking.
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
woke up to what sounds like a cat the size of a house throwing up. pretty sure my neighbor’s sump pump is dry sucking.
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"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
for all people make fun of falun gong, it's wild how much this is basically the same thing as shen yun
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
damn i forgot "united abominations" is actually a musically good megadeth album, too bad dave was all up alex jones ass and went full cringe on the lyrics
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
damn i forgot "united abominations" is actually a musically good megadeth album, too bad dave was all up alex jones ass and went full cringe on the lyrics
achievement unlocked: rolled back a security vulnerability that someone generated with an LLM
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
achievement unlocked: rolled back a security vulnerability that someone generated with an LLM
The new fallout episode kinda sucked?It didn’t really feel worth the time spent watching ads. I’m not sure if theres a gas leak in the writers room or heavy ChatGPT usage. It felt solely optimized for social media engagement.
I thought season 1 was pretty good, i hope that this episode is a fluke.
I thought season 1 was pretty good, i hope that this episode is a fluke.
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The new fallout episode kinda sucked?It didn’t really feel worth the time spent watching ads. I’m not sure if theres a gas leak in the writers room or heavy ChatGPT usage. It felt solely optimized for social media engagement.
I thought season 1 was pretty good, i hope that this episode is a fluke.
I thought season 1 was pretty good, i hope that this episode is a fluke.
seems like something that can only be written while jerking off with the other hand
I feel this bit might limit the reach of your message
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
seems like something that can only be written while jerking off with the other hand
I’d rather not imagine that with AI, thanks instagram
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’d rather not imagine that with AI, thanks instagram
