Balatro is gonna be that thing that bewitches me body and soul for an indeterminate (but most likely concerning) amount of time

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

If you told me three years ago that Milkshake is who I care about the most by the end of severance season 2 I would be flabbergasted but here we are; I’m getting emotional thinking about him out of the blue on a Monday

producer: soo the PR hadn’t been great, can we make a character black?

jk rowling: fine. how about the evil one. snake

producer: voldemort? no. what about a good guy

jk rowling: oh ok. like the most evil good guy

producer: well. ideally not

jk rowling: can i-

producer: you cannot rename him

Pope Al Dente Lasagna

Bro I had a single can of monster this morning and the heartburn and revenge headache has been absolutely bonkers

EA rereleasing Sims 1 & 2???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

I love my desktop so much and having a “computer room” is important to me, but damn a good laptop would really up my bed rotting game

TV seasons should be 22 episodes long with no commercials, made by cable auteurs who get network money but work reasonable hours & there should be a legally obligated Halloween episode with a sexy misunderstanding

Learned that Severance Season 2 is coming out one episode at a time after it didn’t autoplay the next episode ☹️

I’m obsessed with this! More super cool and unique promos for shows please!!!! (Also I’m so excited for this season)

This morning I spent my breakfast casually scrolling through a website of preparatory emergency backpacks and actually contemplating ordering one. I guess 2025 and the impending inauguration is actually fucking me up despite my efforts

All I want is a manor in the Scottish countryside, the ominous rumble of thunder in the distance, an Agatha Christie novel, a kettle on the stove, a vintage armchair, an emotional support owl, and a basket of freshly-baked pastries.

Venom lovers and monster fuckers: Do not walk, RUN to your local Marshals/Home Goods store for the best purchase of your life

i personally really hope this means my fbi agent is a little freaky and has just landed their dream job by being designated as my official us government mandated ao3 book club partner

Conclave slapped so hard - go see it if you can! It was beautifully shot, had great color, sound, and a plot that was actually so so captivating. 10/10 movie

We have crazy good turf seats at Fenway and PIT TICKETS FOR NEW JERSEY!?!?!?

I love my friends we worked together and I didn’t even get gouged by dynamic pricing because so many people helped with both tickets 🥹 I’m also just so excited to see mcr again 🖤