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linds@y
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hip hop surgeon of the mindless eye
i hate that i can't share stuff that i'm working on here bc it'll just get hit by LLM scrapers! badda bing badda boom say goodbye to intellectual property!
February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
new pfp new me
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
deviated septum and tinnitus were made for each other
February 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
February 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
punxsutawney phil has done no wrong. you people just can't handle the Truthe.
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 PM
it's screed time
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
hate to say it, but i might be a bit of a blogposter.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
dyadic earthwork mounds show great promise
January 31, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I pity my professors who, at the insistence of higher ups, have to include narrowly defined permitted uses of LLMs for their students, i.e. spell checking, brainstorming, etc., and then every assignment except mine is undistilled gpt. It must be insulting & my degree will be worthless because of it.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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Let's not put it past Shorty to friendzone a sugar daddy papa bear
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 AM
turns out search engines are simply not able to index my question about which gibbon spends the most time on the ground.

so i caved and asked a LLM "of all the species of gibbon, which gibbon species is the most terrestrial, that is, the least arboreal?" and what happened? it lied! wow! shocker!
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
this summer, i will REFUSE to be a shut-in
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
i am proud of my book. it is un-publishable, however. too smart to sell, you see.
January 28, 2026 at 3:52 PM
ok pop off noted internet personality "hank green" yas~
Placing a layer of algorithmic recommendation on speech does not make speech less free, but it does pervert it.

Algorithmic mediation turns speech into a resource extracted from human behavior.

Platforms do not value speech because it is protected, they value the service it provides them.
January 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Jefe, hemos hecho ya el chuno gracias al regalo de los dioses; las papas que cultivamos el invierno pasado ya están listas
Perfecto, ojalá las futuras generaciones alaben este alimento sagrado tanto como nosotros..
January 28, 2026 at 2:08 AM
i HATE connections!!! how do people find this perverse masochism fun????
January 28, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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I unironically feel great about the mainline Christian churches for basically the first time in my entire life. What is demographic decline in the face of such incontestable evidence that God is still using us?
If Miller wants to stop the recruitment and training of domestic opposition, he's going to have to start shutting down ELCA parishes.
January 27, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I've always been against celebrating death. That being said, I can at least understand why someone would celebrate the death of a truly evil person....but I can assure you that, out of all the evil people on earth, the fucking *Dilbert creator* does not warrant such festivities.
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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I'm that This Movie Boss Baby Vibes Type of Guy tweet but for the Bible
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 PM
curating my wizards.
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Where do I hang my new disposition?
January 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 5:46 AM
no way kevin hart is hitting me up on snapchat
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
i was fed a drink laced with caffeine. good evening.
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 AM