monday
@mondayhotdog.bsky.social
Comfortably dumb, endearing to some
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speedrun 300 credit score any% noglitch
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
speedrun 300 credit score any% noglitch
Neil Armstrong will be remembered as a hero for all of human history and the first person to walk on mars is just going to be some techbro douchebag
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Neil Armstrong will be remembered as a hero for all of human history and the first person to walk on mars is just going to be some techbro douchebag
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In the not too distant future we’ll have used up all the good usernames and all that will be left is names like eatssoupsometimes2024
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In the not too distant future we’ll have used up all the good usernames and all that will be left is names like eatssoupsometimes2024
Here’s what Democrats need to do
October 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here’s what Democrats need to do
They should make a rock band game where you slide your nose across the guitar to do lines of coke and the drums to keep the rhythm when you’re fucking your singer’s ex wife
October 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
They should make a rock band game where you slide your nose across the guitar to do lines of coke and the drums to keep the rhythm when you’re fucking your singer’s ex wife
The NY times says Zohran is one of us
October 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The NY times says Zohran is one of us
Every time I install some software and it automatically puts a shortcut on my desktop, an angel loses its wings and has to go down to earth and get a job parking cars at the airport
October 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Every time I install some software and it automatically puts a shortcut on my desktop, an angel loses its wings and has to go down to earth and get a job parking cars at the airport
Look at it. Look at my ass.
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Look at it. Look at my ass.
Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion?!
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion?!
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WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown
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Please dont allow Monday to happen
September 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Please dont allow Monday to happen
White guys for zohran
September 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
White guys for zohran
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AOC: All in the name of Charlie Kirk, Trump and the FCC are now cynically threatening to shut down ABC and any outlets who give air time to the administration's political critics.
This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.
This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
AOC: All in the name of Charlie Kirk, Trump and the FCC are now cynically threatening to shut down ABC and any outlets who give air time to the administration's political critics.
This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.
This is a disgusting attack on the American people and the very first amendment rights that define us as a country.
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AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.
I’ve thought of this joke every time I’ve taken a shit for the last six months.
September 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’ve thought of this joke every time I’ve taken a shit for the last six months.
In before they blame that country music guy’s crash on a dei pilot
September 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In before they blame that country music guy’s crash on a dei pilot
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charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined
September 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined
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The bank when I try to get some money
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The bank when I try to get some money
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Well at least now I don’t feel bad anymore for thinking mark teixiera sucked and we deserved a better 1st baseman for all those years
August 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Well at least now I don’t feel bad anymore for thinking mark teixiera sucked and we deserved a better 1st baseman for all those years
BREAKING NEWS
Trump announces “the end of radical race theory and a win for free speech” after signing executive order legalizing white rappers saying the n word
Trump announces “the end of radical race theory and a win for free speech” after signing executive order legalizing white rappers saying the n word
August 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Trump announces “the end of radical race theory and a win for free speech” after signing executive order legalizing white rappers saying the n word
Trump announces “the end of radical race theory and a win for free speech” after signing executive order legalizing white rappers saying the n word