Molly
@mollys-lips.bsky.social
Second coming of Semyon Zakharovich Marmeladov.
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Molly
@mollys-lips.bsky.social
· Apr 24
Babylonian pussy got me yelling at the top of my lungs at the ziggurat.
WHAT 👏 IS IT 👏 WITH 👏 TRANNIES 👏 AND 👏 GOREEEEEE
LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
August 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
WHAT 👏 IS IT 👏 WITH 👏 TRANNIES 👏 AND 👏 GOREEEEEE
LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
ugh. its that time of the month. time to retune every fucking guitar ughgggggghhhhh
August 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ugh. its that time of the month. time to retune every fucking guitar ughgggggghhhhh
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Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
August 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...
now i lay me down to edge
i pray the Lord my hole dont stretch
if i die before i coom
i pray the Lord my soul to goon
i pray the Lord my hole dont stretch
if i die before i coom
i pray the Lord my soul to goon
August 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
now i lay me down to edge
i pray the Lord my hole dont stretch
if i die before i coom
i pray the Lord my soul to goon
i pray the Lord my hole dont stretch
if i die before i coom
i pray the Lord my soul to goon
year of zurt zobain, mark my words you little fricks
July 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
year of zurt zobain, mark my words you little fricks
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why does she need glasses if she's deaf?
July 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
why does she need glasses if she's deaf?
I keep my glock in her heart, shit aint nothing to me man
June 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I keep my glock in her heart, shit aint nothing to me man
Asian pussy got me appreciating the little things in life
June 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Asian pussy got me appreciating the little things in life
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The unsung true heroes of our epoch...
These three little robots have more personality on their own than every Google employee combined.
These three little robots have more personality on their own than every Google employee combined.
May 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The unsung true heroes of our epoch...
These three little robots have more personality on their own than every Google employee combined.
These three little robots have more personality on their own than every Google employee combined.
Someone should start an interdisciplinary field dedicated exclusively to the interpretation of tweets from white girls.
May 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Someone should start an interdisciplinary field dedicated exclusively to the interpretation of tweets from white girls.
me: [rubbing my hands together, with a borderline grinch-like expression] yes! finally! get rid of her!
trans athlete roided antifa supersoldier: okay our tranarcho-monarchist voluntarily elected Queen 🫡
woman with shirt that says "LIBERTY" on it: nooo!! my womb!! my fertile reproductory system!!
trans athlete roided antifa supersoldier: okay our tranarcho-monarchist voluntarily elected Queen 🫡
woman with shirt that says "LIBERTY" on it: nooo!! my womb!! my fertile reproductory system!!
May 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
me: [rubbing my hands together, with a borderline grinch-like expression] yes! finally! get rid of her!
trans athlete roided antifa supersoldier: okay our tranarcho-monarchist voluntarily elected Queen 🫡
woman with shirt that says "LIBERTY" on it: nooo!! my womb!! my fertile reproductory system!!
trans athlete roided antifa supersoldier: okay our tranarcho-monarchist voluntarily elected Queen 🫡
woman with shirt that says "LIBERTY" on it: nooo!! my womb!! my fertile reproductory system!!
Dramatic camera dolly shot through an asylum hallway that culminates in a shot through the bars of the door to my padded cell: i simply stand and write "TALL WOMEN" over and over on the walls with my own blood. As lightning strikes on the oustide, i turn and give the camera the Kubrick stare.
May 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dramatic camera dolly shot through an asylum hallway that culminates in a shot through the bars of the door to my padded cell: i simply stand and write "TALL WOMEN" over and over on the walls with my own blood. As lightning strikes on the oustide, i turn and give the camera the Kubrick stare.
my brain before caffeine kicks in:
May 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
my brain before caffeine kicks in:
Discovered a new primal fear: being in the body oh John Cena. For any amount of time, under any context. Truly horrifying stuff.
May 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Discovered a new primal fear: being in the body oh John Cena. For any amount of time, under any context. Truly horrifying stuff.
A window into the soul...
May 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A window into the soul...
Im perpetually the Mello of the story... Its okay, ill play my role. Ill be the chocolate twink. Ill help someone else.
May 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Im perpetually the Mello of the story... Its okay, ill play my role. Ill be the chocolate twink. Ill help someone else.
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[dracula flow] i stepped in the same river twice. it was the same river, and i was the same motherfucking man
May 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[dracula flow] i stepped in the same river twice. it was the same river, and i was the same motherfucking man
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yea im bisexual i love women and ciswomen
May 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
yea im bisexual i love women and ciswomen
Need to invest skillpoints into textiles so i can modify and mend my own clothes without looking completely disastrous... That way i wont need to spend money on clothes and i can have them be more personal to me as well...
May 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Need to invest skillpoints into textiles so i can modify and mend my own clothes without looking completely disastrous... That way i wont need to spend money on clothes and i can have them be more personal to me as well...
Freud book purchased. Threw in Hegel for good measure. Caffeine addiction so bad i actually need to be near an energy drink at all times to not feel like shit, even if im not gonna drink it (sometimes i grab one and dont end up drinking it but its having it be available that helps)
May 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Freud book purchased. Threw in Hegel for good measure. Caffeine addiction so bad i actually need to be near an energy drink at all times to not feel like shit, even if im not gonna drink it (sometimes i grab one and dont end up drinking it but its having it be available that helps)
I need to go out to the bookshops with friends and just purchase ten different Freud books, and if they ask me anything i just hit them with the most EVIL grin imaginable.
May 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I need to go out to the bookshops with friends and just purchase ten different Freud books, and if they ask me anything i just hit them with the most EVIL grin imaginable.
Guys.... wouldnt it be SO funny if we made a ukelele but with a bigger body and a longer neck and two extra strings...
jokes aside do imagine a ukelele with a really huge body but the neck and string length and everything else stays the same, wouldnt that be goofy?
jokes aside do imagine a ukelele with a really huge body but the neck and string length and everything else stays the same, wouldnt that be goofy?
May 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Guys.... wouldnt it be SO funny if we made a ukelele but with a bigger body and a longer neck and two extra strings...
jokes aside do imagine a ukelele with a really huge body but the neck and string length and everything else stays the same, wouldnt that be goofy?
jokes aside do imagine a ukelele with a really huge body but the neck and string length and everything else stays the same, wouldnt that be goofy?
Logically negated fourty year old white women be like: Die, Cry, Hate.
May 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Logically negated fourty year old white women be like: Die, Cry, Hate.
People really dont get the concept of haggling do they? Some guy just asked me how low id sell for, as if i were gonna tell you! Come on!!!
May 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
People really dont get the concept of haggling do they? Some guy just asked me how low id sell for, as if i were gonna tell you! Come on!!!