A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman

who up playing with Dr. Worm

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

Godzilla requires routine lubricant top ups

I find a shit post with single-digit interaction twice as funny as a popular one, because it conjures the image of OP saying that in a crowded room and everyone just pretending not to hear them

sometimes ben puts Lonely Island youtube videos on the tv and i feel like an animal trapped in a cage

drinking a beer

What do you guys feel like talking about on this app

Hello bluesky I made a delicious ramen broth with cinnamon and carrots and mushrooms

Hey soul sister! Didn’t see you there

Thinking about the time I said to a guy on a date “isn’t Pavement kinda like a meme band” because he wouldn’t play anything besides Pavement and he got so mad and was like anyone who says that is irony poisoned beyond saving !!!! And I said ok sorry

Was trying to put this exercise bike together with my boyfriend and having the exact type of fight you’d expect any two people to have while attempting to assemble a machine with teamwork , meanwhile my cat just observed the whole process exuding leisure and schadenfreude

Whenever I’m anywhere but my house I’m just thinking about how when I get home i can be so much weirder

Can you imagine being the irredeemable 5yo that came up with “one two skip a few ninety nine one hundred”

Drinking a beer

Wayne Brady came out as pansexual