when the Sidekicks said "thoughts like, is every gigantic white cross made by the same gigantic white cross company? I think about that cause i'm from the midwest and i have a vague interest in the art of market cornering" i felt something

that makes sense

your dad looks so fucking awesome

you were born in the wrong generation because you were born to make hanna barbera cartoons

Ah i see

are these my work boots

I LOVE THE CONTESTANTS THIS YEAR, last year they went for full throttle sex appeal and this year they just found a dozen of the most likable people in all of Britain. I miss Amos

The way we both got fancy confusing in laws at the same exact time will always be funny

F

Remember in Montana when there was a great big F on a hill somewhere

Monie only does this ear formation when she’s pissed off that we tried to pet her after she asked us to pet her

Tongue