Molly Lizardbreath
@mollymcawesome.bsky.social
Knitter, cat mom, actually trying for once. Probably not here though.
Someone should invent savory dessert
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Someone should invent savory dessert
Husband and I both have sore spots in our right shoulders that we wanted massaged so we just did what I am calling "a 69 but for shoulders"
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Husband and I both have sore spots in our right shoulders that we wanted massaged so we just did what I am calling "a 69 but for shoulders"
Why stop at an hour? Have some fun with it. Turn your clocks back 6 hours. A whole day. Light your clocks on fire. Incinerate time. Do your part to unmake the universe.
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why stop at an hour? Have some fun with it. Turn your clocks back 6 hours. A whole day. Light your clocks on fire. Incinerate time. Do your part to unmake the universe.
He's seen how you die. Whether you want to know your fate or wish to remain unburdened, the cost is the same-- treats plz
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
He's seen how you die. Whether you want to know your fate or wish to remain unburdened, the cost is the same-- treats plz
Great idea- Hinder's "Lips of an Angel" on kazoo at a funeral
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Great idea- Hinder's "Lips of an Angel" on kazoo at a funeral
Is there a vertigo that is for too sideways?
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Is there a vertigo that is for too sideways?
Keeping a carton of veggie broth in my purse in case I get thirsty (savory)
October 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Keeping a carton of veggie broth in my purse in case I get thirsty (savory)
Things are finally starting to look up for me but all the bad energy still needs an outlet and that outlet is every single red light in existence, especially the very long ones. This is an acceptable trade-off.
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Things are finally starting to look up for me but all the bad energy still needs an outlet and that outlet is every single red light in existence, especially the very long ones. This is an acceptable trade-off.
@wesleywatts.bsky.social spotted in the wild (my mother-in-law's house)
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
@wesleywatts.bsky.social spotted in the wild (my mother-in-law's house)
I got a job despite a massive employment gap just by babbling at the hiring manager about all the neat little things I've been learning from free workshops at the library
October 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I got a job despite a massive employment gap just by babbling at the hiring manager about all the neat little things I've been learning from free workshops at the library
Every time I list "time management" as a skill on a job application it becomes a bigger lie.
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Every time I list "time management" as a skill on a job application it becomes a bigger lie.
"Died of dried mango poisoning" has really risen in the ranks for ways I might go out
October 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
"Died of dried mango poisoning" has really risen in the ranks for ways I might go out
Hey chat what's the best way to lift just like a regular curse
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey chat what's the best way to lift just like a regular curse
Another stint in Dummy Jail
September 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Another stint in Dummy Jail
I know who's NOT getting raptured today
September 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I know who's NOT getting raptured today
@heavydishongry.bsky.social are you writing these?
Pisces: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous.
September 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
@heavydishongry.bsky.social are you writing these?
In your house do you have the toilet paper going over the roll or under? Or a secret third thing
September 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
In your house do you have the toilet paper going over the roll or under? Or a secret third thing
I'm just going to say it, I think we've been letting bananas get away with it for too long
September 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm just going to say it, I think we've been letting bananas get away with it for too long
The crossover I didn't know I needed, @literarycleveland.bsky.social and @neorsd.org at Inkubator!
September 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The crossover I didn't know I needed, @literarycleveland.bsky.social and @neorsd.org at Inkubator!
Despite decades of evidence suggesting otherwise, I still think I can multitask while cooking, but thanks to advancements in tortilla transplant science my breakfast burrito is going to pull through
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Despite decades of evidence suggesting otherwise, I still think I can multitask while cooking, but thanks to advancements in tortilla transplant science my breakfast burrito is going to pull through
Working on a new superstition, it's about eggs, it shows some real promise. Needs further testing. I have my best people on it.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Working on a new superstition, it's about eggs, it shows some real promise. Needs further testing. I have my best people on it.
🎶Saaaaving aaaalllllll my love (hot takes) for yooooou (the group chat)🎶
September 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
🎶Saaaaving aaaalllllll my love (hot takes) for yooooou (the group chat)🎶
Today's outfit inspo is orphan from the 1982 movie musical Annie and not even one of the good orphans
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today's outfit inspo is orphan from the 1982 movie musical Annie and not even one of the good orphans
Applying for a job in the ~fashion industry~ while dressed in a style I like to call Temu Lularoe
September 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Applying for a job in the ~fashion industry~ while dressed in a style I like to call Temu Lularoe
Starting to worry that watching YouTube explainer videos of
Tiktok drama is the new asking Jeeves to Google something
Tiktok drama is the new asking Jeeves to Google something
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Starting to worry that watching YouTube explainer videos of
Tiktok drama is the new asking Jeeves to Google something
Tiktok drama is the new asking Jeeves to Google something