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mollymcawesome.bsky.social
Molly Lizardbreath
@mollymcawesome.bsky.social
330 followers 240 following 330 posts
Knitter, cat mom, actually trying for once. Probably not here though.
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Good for her
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I ran so For away
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Don't you for get about me
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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My friends said I was crazy
Pinned chat message that says "and don't say voice to text, what is a mouth if not the fingers of the face"
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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He's seen how you die. Whether you want to know your fate or wish to remain unburdened, the cost is the same-- treats plz
An orange cat lit from below by bright purple string lights. The color is oversaturated, his eyes are black and very spooky.
October 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Orange cat good
Orange cat with feets tucked under
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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@wesleywatts.bsky.social spotted in the wild (my mother-in-law's house)
A copy of the excellent sci-fi novel Me and the Machine by Wesley Watts sitting atop a book by some lady named Joyce James
October 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Another stint in Dummy Jail
Orange cat in a white laundry basket. His mouth is obscured by the rim of the basket. His expression is vacant; he does not have the braincell today
September 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I know who's NOT getting raptured today
A fluffy tabby batting at a branch on a potted shrub on a shelf where cat is not supposed to be A fluffy tabby exploring a potted shrub on a shelf where cat is not supposed to be A fluffy tabby examining the string lights on a potted shrub on a shelf where cat is not supposed to be A fluffy tabby sniffing a branch of a potted shrub on a shelf where cat is not supposed to be
September 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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They all just watched him do it
Four cats (tuxedo, black, orange, and gray tabby*) surrounding a pile of loose toilet paper *The suspect
September 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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In your house do you have the toilet paper going over the roll or under? Or a secret third thing
Pile of loose toilet paper sitting on a bathroom counter
September 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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She says I have to write one paragraph in the next 45 minutes or she's signing me up for a poetry slam
Me and HeavyD sitting in the outdoor reading garden at the Cleveland Public Library. She looks like she's doing important business on her phone, I look worried, because what is she REALLY up to?
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The crossover I didn't know I needed, @literarycleveland.bsky.social and @neorsd.org at Inkubator!
It's me looking very pleased, standing in the Cleveland Public Library holding a canvas tote with Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District branding
September 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Let me consult the Oracle... (whispering) Yeah she says fuck this
Selfie of half of my face from my eyes up, and behind me on a pillow is an angry looking silver tabby cat
August 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Tweet by Twitter user @Horse_ebooks on July 25, 2012 that reads "Unfortunately, as you probably already know, people"
August 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Finally got around to hanging the propagation station that @aliencg.com got me for Christmas, just spreading that holiday joy through the year, THANK YOU I LOVE IT!
A three-level test tube-style plant propagation wall hanging, hung on a narrow brick wall. It's filled with a variety of cuttings- spider plants, pothos, peperomia, Christmas cactus, and some green onions
August 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Those bastards killed the chalupa
Screenshot of the Taco Bell app showing a search for the word "chalupa" that returns no results and suggests absolute bullshit such as "crunchy taco" and "cantina chicken bowl" I mean serious clown food they've gone too far this time
August 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Firmware update made my printer stop recognizing my ink and I fixed it ALMOST all by myself with only the tiniest little assist from Computer Husband!
A print out of a badly-cropped photo of me holding computer parts captioned with the words "Computer Genuis" (sic)
July 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Oh look, this part is about me!
Part of a word cloud including words such as "when," "novel," trying," youre," "question," "questions," beehive," challenge," "congratulations," and my Bluesky handle
June 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Here's your next writing prompt
Close up of a word cloud, with prominent words such as "episode," "don't," "today," "drink," going," "long," and "piss"
June 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Ma'am you are not old enough to not drink
A fluffy brown tabby (who looks like a full grown cat but I assure you is only 10 months old) stares at the camera next to a bottle of non-alcoholic Stella Artois.
June 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Post a random photo or everything will go wrong in June
Black writing on a white wall that says "I support trans WRONGS- steal from Walmart"
June 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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But seriously look what SOMEONE did to your nephew, look at his face, look at his paw
A black and white cat being held up with his paw outstretched so you can see that his little pink toe beans have been covered in glitter. He obviously does not want this to be happening.
May 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Ready for @pftompkins.bsky.social in Lakewood tomorrow!
Blue T-shirt with a gold and pink holographic vintage bar logo that reads- est. (Image of a Raccoon face) 1921 D.T.F. Dignity Falls Tavern
April 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Excuse the filthy mirror and the wrinkles and the box of cat litter. I mean, those were all in the prompt
Me in a blue sleeveless blouse and black corduroy pants and white Birkenstocks taking a mirror selfie
April 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM