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Molly
@mollyjordan.bsky.social
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I hate this timeline.

Minnesotan | Working Class | Kind of Salty | Ham Radio Tech | Divemaster | Chicken Lady

The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane.
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I had a nice 86 minute dive today. The weather is turning and the dives are gonna be a little bit shorter going forward.
Fall image of tall red pine trees with a calm lake in the background. The sky is blue but partly cloudy.
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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For the Jimmy Fallons of the moment.
Background image is a winding road traveling through tree covered Hills. Text quote in white font.
October 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The old Lie: "It is sweet and fitting to die for the homeland."

I don’t know if there is a more appropriate poem for this moment we are in.
Text image of a poem by Wilfred Owen
September 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Image of text over reddish pink background with people standing under it that states A COVERNMENT DOESN'T ANNOUNCE THAT THEY HAVE BECOME FASCIST, THEY ANNOUNCE ANTI-FASCISTS ARE ENEMIES OF THE STATE
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Text image black font over tan background saying Girls be like "I needed this" and it's literally just a break from having to be so strong all the time. morgan.love
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Someone do @governorwalz.mn.gov next.

I clearly suck at this 🤣
A cartoon stylized image of governor Gavin Newsom with cartoonish muscles in a tank top holding an American Flag and shovel. With governor Tim Walz’s face poorly Photoshop over it. Caption from original photo says maga am I doing this right?
August 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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This is it. This is the move.
Screenshot of two tweets from Senator Patty Murray. Tweet: I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way. Sub tweet: GOP'S BIG UGLY BILL KICKS PEOPLE OFF HEALTH CARE AND FOOD ASSISTANCE. HOSPITALS WILL CLOSE. KIDS WITH DISABILITIES WILL LOSE CAREGIVERS. BIG WINNERS? BILLIONAIRES. TOTAL FRAUD! IT POLLS LIKE GARBAGE, BECAUSE IT IS. GOP SHOULD DROP IT!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
June 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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The chaotic bit of whimsy I needed tonight.

Credit: Sam Pink
Image of a page from a book of poetry reading “THE WOODCHUCK The woodchuck in my backyard doesn't trust me. & he's right. Because the first chance I get I'm gonna put this tiny witch hat on him. Stupid piece of shit.”
June 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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#DiveCuyuna

Went diving here (6/7), doesn’t look like much but it’s 170’ deep.

Saw a beaver cut and some fishies.
Image of a red dirt ramp leading into a lake with trees in the background and blue, lightly cloudy skies.
June 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Confirming what we already knew. Still, you love to see it.
Tweet from Elon Musk stating: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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This is more visually pleasing to me than the FCC version. Anyone else?
Color-coded image of the radio frequency spectrum for ham radio operators using a variety of yellow green, blue, purple and red to signify the bands, that ham radio operators are legally allowed to transmit on.
June 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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It’s exactly that
Screenshot of a tweet by uppity_negress_ It says: So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... ... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men? Do I have this correct?
May 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Someone’s first boat ride!
Image of apricot colored mini poodle in lime green lifejacket sitting on a light pink blanket looking out into the lake water. There are lots of trees on the shoreline in the background including Aspen and Pine and also houses among them.
May 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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I broke in my new dry suit with a friend.

#Minnesota #Scubadiving
Image of two people in dry suits outside in the rain in front of a lake with their right arms out showcasing the DUI logo.
May 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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It’s not photoshopped!

Just tell me I’m right and we can move on.
Image of the backside of Donald Trump taking a golf swing in tan pants and a white shirt that comes up over his waist with a tramp stamp style tattoo of “MS 13”
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Gross men are gross.
Trump and Jeffrey Epstein on a couch flanked by two young girls draped all over them. There are others in the background it looks like a party.
April 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I bet the bears on my fire pit ring are happier than your bears.
Well patina cast-iron fire pit ring with a rough outline of a bear mounted on another bear. They have smiles on their faces.
April 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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It’s cold outside today so the baby girls are exploring the garage and I brought some dirt clumps in.
Six Three week old chickens and a duckling exploring a garage floor covered in a rug and background is their crate and a messy floor covered in shaved pine.
April 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Best sign.
Image of a older gentleman in black slacks with suspenders and a white shirt, straw flat brim hat, standing in what appears to be a park with a white sign and black lettering that reads “if they were shooting politicians instead of kids, you’d do something”
April 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Yesterday, your 401k was robbed.

#CriminalPresident
April 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Timeline cleanse: baby chicks and a sleepy duckling.
Image of a sleeping week old black and yellow duckling under a red light with a black and yellow chick snuggled next to them and a light grey chick in the bottom right corner looking at the camera.
April 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Look at these sweet little things!
Image of six black and yellow baby ducklings in a white tub. Image of 10 baby chicks in a white tub six of them are black one is yellow and three are gray and white.
April 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Yeah, weird.
Still image from the Barbie movie her doing the sprinkler underlying text says “Do you guys ever think about how your assumptions about socialism, communism and leftism in general have been influenced by decades of propaganda directly from the most powerful empire the world has ever known, which happens to be controlled by corporate interests for whom a worker controlled system would be detrimental.”
March 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Take. The. Fucking. Hint.
Background of Bernie in a packed convention interacting face to face with constituents overlaid with a screenshot of a tweet from @Fuck You I Quit that says “While Dems keep thinking they need to push further and further right, Bernie is out here filling stadiums. Take the fucking hint.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Black and white drawing of middle aged couple at a kitchen table reading the paper. Caption at the bottom is the woman asking "And just why do we always call my income the second income?”
March 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM