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Molly
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I hate this timeline.

Minnesotan | Working Class | Kind of Salty | Ham Radio Tech | Divemaster | Chicken Lady

The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane.
I had a nice 86 minute dive today. The weather is turning and the dives are gonna be a little bit shorter going forward.
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For the Jimmy Fallons of the moment.
October 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The old Lie: "It is sweet and fitting to die for the homeland."

I don’t know if there is a more appropriate poem for this moment we are in.
September 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Someone do @governorwalz.mn.gov next.

I clearly suck at this 🤣
August 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is it. This is the move.
June 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The chaotic bit of whimsy I needed tonight.

Credit: Sam Pink
June 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
#DiveCuyuna

Went diving here (6/7), doesn’t look like much but it’s 170’ deep.

Saw a beaver cut and some fishies.
June 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Confirming what we already knew. Still, you love to see it.
June 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is more visually pleasing to me than the FCC version. Anyone else?
June 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s exactly that
May 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Someone’s first boat ride!
May 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I broke in my new dry suit with a friend.

#Minnesota #Scubadiving
May 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s not photoshopped!

Just tell me I’m right and we can move on.
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Gross men are gross.
April 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I bet the bears on my fire pit ring are happier than your bears.
April 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s cold outside today so the baby girls are exploring the garage and I brought some dirt clumps in.
April 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Best sign.
April 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Yesterday, your 401k was robbed.

#CriminalPresident
April 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Timeline cleanse: baby chicks and a sleepy duckling.
April 9, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Look at these sweet little things!
April 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yeah, weird.
March 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Take. The. Fucking. Hint.
March 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
March 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM