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Molly
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I hate this timeline.

Minnesotan | Working Class | Kind of Salty | Ham Radio Tech | Divemaster | Chicken Lady

The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane.
How about this: Alpha Males are genuinely kind and honest men who treat people with respect.
I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
FUCK EM UP.

This man is doing the right thing here and for that I can be supportive.
Thomas Massie exposed a hidden Epstein list and called out Kash Patel.
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m gonna start assuming who these people are so stop teasing and put with it or I’ll use this as a way to hate Ted Nugent even more.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have fallen in love with Outlaw Country.
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Laughing at Trump drooling over Mamdani for 20 straight (hahaha) minutes.

The man couldn’t stop swallowing 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My daughter decided that she should create something that can tell her if what she wants to do is a good idea or a bad idea.

I told her it already exists:

Your MOM

She didn’t think it was very funny.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Don’t worry, the Republicans will overlook the MBS visit just like they overlook the pedophilia.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
For the good of this nation, I am willing to take on the karma this invites, so long as I get to drink it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Wow, so this is disgusting.

RIP to George Lucas.

He’s not dead just dead to me.

Spielberg did you also go to the island with #Epstein?
Jeffrey Epstein and The Temple of Doom
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas had the likes of a Jeffrey Epstein in mind when they forged one of the most iconic characters in cinematic history, Indiana Jones. The full-time professor and part-ti...
www.jeffcortese.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
‘The Bread of Jesus’?

Excuse me, but I was raised Catholic, I’ve been to church.

You can’t tell me them shits ain’t white.

What a stupid song.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Breaking: MAGA upset to learn Fox Deportes is basically soccer and not the administrations deportation station.

#TrumpforPrison
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I hope the next president opens the borders completely. Just a raucous free for all.

#TrumpforPrison
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fine, don’t raise the tax on billionaires, raise the minimum wage to $500 an hour.

/s
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The market’s gonna crash because the racists bet on the pedophile instead of the capitalist.

A fitting end to US hegemony.

#WrongHorse #TrumpforPrison

Yep.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@adelitaforcongress.bsky.social

Congresswoman, that was awe inspiring. Thank you, I am grateful there are people like you serving the American people.

I look forward to seeing more public servants follow your lead.

Holding elected officials accountable!
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The question we are asking as a nation right now: “is the president a child rapist” regardless that it’s TRUE, even the whisper of a notion would have disqualified him in ‘04. Remember Howard Dean? We used to have standards.

#DontheCon

#Impeach

#TrumpforPrison
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I finally watched A House of Dynamite. Holy hell. I loooved Idris Elba and we’re all in agreement he was playing a charismatic but incompetent leader, right?
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We better get the motherfucking EPSTEIN vote rolling too, then.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The truth is Trump has murdered innocent people.

The party of Law & Order has lost the plot. They’ve abandoned Law and that spells danger for everyone who is perceived as an enemy of the state.
Trump has accused boat crews of being narco-terrorists. The truth, AP found, is more nuanced
One was a fisherman struggling to eke out a living on $100 a month. Another was a career criminal. A third was a former military cadet.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So I don’t think McDonald’s is on bluesky? But if anyone wants to let them know that with the government shut down, they should make it so that you can redeem 2-3 items with your rewards points that would be awesome. I’m trying to feed people.

#mcdonalds #snap
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I want you to know, your vote matters.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I have enough, let the next generation get some.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I saw this and I love it

“The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is basically a billion dollars.”

You really can’t comprehend how much money some of the worst people on earth have.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I had a nice 86 minute dive today. The weather is turning and the dives are gonna be a little bit shorter going forward.
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hey if you got some McDonald’s monopoly coupons and you won’t scan them into the app can you send them my way? I’m using the rewards to order food for hungry folks on Reddit. Can provide proof. Thanks!

#hungry #foodshelf
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM