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I hate this timeline.

Minnesotan | Working Class | Kind of Salty | Ham Radio Tech | Divemaster | Chicken Lady

The greatness of humanity is not in being human, but in being humane.
I hope the next president opens the borders completely. Just a raucous free for all.

#TrumpforPrison
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fine, don’t raise the tax on billionaires, raise the minimum wage to $500 an hour.

/s
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The market’s gonna crash because the racists bet on the pedophile instead of the capitalist.

A fitting end to US hegemony.

#WrongHorse #TrumpforPrison

Yep.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@adelitaforcongress.bsky.social

Congresswoman, that was awe inspiring. Thank you, I am grateful there are people like you serving the American people.

I look forward to seeing more public servants follow your lead.

Holding elected officials accountable!
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The question we are asking as a nation right now: “is the president a child rapist” regardless that it’s TRUE, even the whisper of a notion would have disqualified him in ‘04. Remember Howard Dean? We used to have standards.

#DontheCon

#Impeach

#TrumpforPrison
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I finally watched A House of Dynamite. Holy hell. I loooved Idris Elba and we’re all in agreement he was playing a charismatic but incompetent leader, right?
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We better get the motherfucking EPSTEIN vote rolling too, then.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The truth is Trump has murdered innocent people.

The party of Law & Order has lost the plot. They’ve abandoned Law and that spells danger for everyone who is perceived as an enemy of the state.
Trump has accused boat crews of being narco-terrorists. The truth, AP found, is more nuanced
One was a fisherman struggling to eke out a living on $100 a month. Another was a career criminal. A third was a former military cadet.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So I don’t think McDonald’s is on bluesky? But if anyone wants to let them know that with the government shut down, they should make it so that you can redeem 2-3 items with your rewards points that would be awesome. I’m trying to feed people.

#mcdonalds #snap
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I want you to know, your vote matters.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I have enough, let the next generation get some.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I saw this and I love it

“The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is basically a billion dollars.”

You really can’t comprehend how much money some of the worst people on earth have.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I had a nice 86 minute dive today. The weather is turning and the dives are gonna be a little bit shorter going forward.
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Hey if you got some McDonald’s monopoly coupons and you won’t scan them into the app can you send them my way? I’m using the rewards to order food for hungry folks on Reddit. Can provide proof. Thanks!

#hungry #foodshelf
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Someone tried to tell me that JD Vance was the second most powerful man in America.

I’m still laughing.
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Anywhere from 17 to 21 TRILLION in investments, but no money for food stamps. Sorry, poors.
October 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s not much but I have some free food in the McDonald’s app so if you want a mcchicken or double cheeseburger, let me know I’ll order it for you.

I think I gotta wait like 15 mins in between orders, too so keep that in mind 🩷
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Music from Rob Thomas makes me happy.
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Party of Law and Order scrapped the Law part.

That just makes them The Party of Order.

Or in other words, Nazis.

Regular Cons have lost the plot.
October 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
First of all,

it’s not President Trump’s ballroom.

It’s OUR ballroom.

The People’s Ballroom.

So get that straight.

The next (Dem) President better host the working class and use it for regular folk events or WE RIOT.
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Demand that your Democratic leadership answer the question as to why they are voting to confirm judge Mooty when the government is both shut down, and Rs refuse to swear in representative Grijalva?

@amyklobuchar.com I would like a response.
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Friendly reminder it’s (an extra) good time to go through your pantry and donate food to your local food shelf.

Even better if you can make a financial donation.

#RepublicanPoliciesHarm
October 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Parenting an audhd kid is fun because I’ll tuck him in and he’ll be like

“wait! What’s your favorite fish?”

(Whale shark)

“Ok goodnight.”
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Over here waiting for them chronically insufficient veins to get insufficienter.
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It’s perfect.

Watch to the end, I promise it’s worth it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM