Nothing in this was surprising or even unexpected and I still had upset stomach symptoms

Sammy, you were such a sweet legend and you gave him such an awesome life ❤️

No and here's why: I was your father figure, we drank that brown liquor, you made a deal with this devil, turns out:

I can't wait for this, I'm so excited. Just send us ARCs or publish this already

She's really going to tweet thru it too

Ian and Paul could broodingly smize 3 emotions between themselves, while Kat Graham had to die, kill or save everyone on the daily and Nina Dobrev made Katherine and Elena completely different...they acted their asses off, so of course they didn't get paid

We went so far back, the ancient Greeks are still ahead of us

She thought she was too much, but found someone who can lift heavy, I love that for her

The life of a showgirl indeed

Guess who's at U Street right now and I do run faster than anyone in that video 💅

This is the kind of profile that doesn't believe that audio books should count and makes categorical pronouncements about publishing based on whatever James Frey has blogged about. It's a specific type of entertainment, like a hate watch, but funnier

Frost/Nixon, but make it illiterate

This was the most human season, I wanted them all to win

This should qualify him for the divorced men Olympics, the visuals alone are sadness personified, but coupled with the lyrics...art

Please, let them make over the shopping center into a Maga county club, the tomatoes I'll pelt on my way to work, the spit and profanity that will come out of my mouth on the daily, the light vandalism...please, it will unite my neighbours and restore joy

I want to laugh, but my house is fully fenced in for this fing event, I hope the orange temu Mussolini chokes on camera today