Molls
@mollujill.bsky.social
Less panic! at the disco, more panic attack! in tesco
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A break from Christmas content to enjoy this capybara eating a banana. From François Froger's 'A relation of a voyage ...' (London, 1698).
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
A break from Christmas content to enjoy this capybara eating a banana. From François Froger's 'A relation of a voyage ...' (London, 1698).
Happ anniversary all 👞
Went to put something on my calendar and discovered an unexpected event already there
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Happ anniversary all 👞
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The only AI podcast we would launch would be about Artificial Insemination
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The only AI podcast we would launch would be about Artificial Insemination
Sharron Davies being made a peer ugh fuck offfffffffff
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Sharron Davies being made a peer ugh fuck offfffffffff
Elon musk epiode of If books could kill AAAHHHH YES
Elon musk episode on good bad billionaire FINALLYYYYYY
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Elon musk epiode of If books could kill AAAHHHH YES
I'm having a grandma evening
(no proper cooking/only eating snacks, wearing two cardigans, watching my quiz shows, making a scarf)
(no proper cooking/only eating snacks, wearing two cardigans, watching my quiz shows, making a scarf)
December 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm having a grandma evening
(no proper cooking/only eating snacks, wearing two cardigans, watching my quiz shows, making a scarf)
(no proper cooking/only eating snacks, wearing two cardigans, watching my quiz shows, making a scarf)
Elon musk episode on good bad billionaire FINALLYYYYYY
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Elon musk episode on good bad billionaire FINALLYYYYYY
Death penalty for people who've been to winter wonderland bringing massive stuffed animals on the tube at peak time
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Death penalty for people who've been to winter wonderland bringing massive stuffed animals on the tube at peak time
Broke: chip shop diva
Woke: french fry restaurant diva
Woke: french fry restaurant diva
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Broke: chip shop diva
Woke: french fry restaurant diva
Woke: french fry restaurant diva
FWD message
to: The Labour Party
Hi, just fyi this is the party whose asylum policy you're copying, are you still sure that's a good strategy?
unkind regards,
Molls
to: The Labour Party
Hi, just fyi this is the party whose asylum policy you're copying, are you still sure that's a good strategy?
unkind regards,
Molls
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
FWD message
to: The Labour Party
Hi, just fyi this is the party whose asylum policy you're copying, are you still sure that's a good strategy?
unkind regards,
Molls
to: The Labour Party
Hi, just fyi this is the party whose asylum policy you're copying, are you still sure that's a good strategy?
unkind regards,
Molls
No better notification than the 'library has added a title you tagged as notify' from Libby 🤓
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
No better notification than the 'library has added a title you tagged as notify' from Libby 🤓
Textual meme bc I'm at work, might make later:
Marriage story shouting/crying that's 'every day I wake up and the labour government have announced more hideous racist policy' and then the fist banging against the wall is to a button of 'join the green party'
Marriage story shouting/crying that's 'every day I wake up and the labour government have announced more hideous racist policy' and then the fist banging against the wall is to a button of 'join the green party'
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Textual meme bc I'm at work, might make later:
Marriage story shouting/crying that's 'every day I wake up and the labour government have announced more hideous racist policy' and then the fist banging against the wall is to a button of 'join the green party'
Marriage story shouting/crying that's 'every day I wake up and the labour government have announced more hideous racist policy' and then the fist banging against the wall is to a button of 'join the green party'
Fourth year running of the silliest/best thing I buy, and I know I'm gonna be relying Hard on these little jams to bring me joy
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Fourth year running of the silliest/best thing I buy, and I know I'm gonna be relying Hard on these little jams to bring me joy
Been walking past this tube advert for like a week, trying to figure out why it felt weird, and I fucking finally figured it out
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Been walking past this tube advert for like a week, trying to figure out why it felt weird, and I fucking finally figured it out
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Went to put something on my calendar and discovered an unexpected event already there
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Went to put something on my calendar and discovered an unexpected event already there
I've essentially made my saturday mornings a sacred space of not doing things, and it's lovely except for when I then Have To Do Things
Because now my brain is like 'I will die if you make me go to this choir rehearsal'
Because now my brain is like 'I will die if you make me go to this choir rehearsal'
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I've essentially made my saturday mornings a sacred space of not doing things, and it's lovely except for when I then Have To Do Things
Because now my brain is like 'I will die if you make me go to this choir rehearsal'
Because now my brain is like 'I will die if you make me go to this choir rehearsal'
Going back in time to yell at some people in the 1910s, because I'm trying to make a page about veteran horses from WWI, and there's some archive content I can't use because they named one of the horses a racial slur
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Going back in time to yell at some people in the 1910s, because I'm trying to make a page about veteran horses from WWI, and there's some archive content I can't use because they named one of the horses a racial slur
Had a panic attack earlier, (genuinely no idea why) but now I'm making a risotto about it and things feel better
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Had a panic attack earlier, (genuinely no idea why) but now I'm making a risotto about it and things feel better
I accidentally invented a version of 'would you still love me if I was a worm?' for when you're casually dating, and it's 'how much of me could be a fish and you'd still fuck me?'
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I accidentally invented a version of 'would you still love me if I was a worm?' for when you're casually dating, and it's 'how much of me could be a fish and you'd still fuck me?'
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GOD: Sleep is one of the very most important things humans do. It will make them feel rested, and be crucial to their ability to function.
ANGEL: Okay, got it.
GOD: And some of them are gonna be REALLY bad at it for no reason lol
ANGEL: Okay, got it.
GOD: And some of them are gonna be REALLY bad at it for no reason lol
March 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
GOD: Sleep is one of the very most important things humans do. It will make them feel rested, and be crucial to their ability to function.
ANGEL: Okay, got it.
GOD: And some of them are gonna be REALLY bad at it for no reason lol
ANGEL: Okay, got it.
GOD: And some of them are gonna be REALLY bad at it for no reason lol
Tried to fill up the kettle without opening the lid this morning, so it's going well
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Tried to fill up the kettle without opening the lid this morning, so it's going well
Love that most times my hometown is in the news it's about how racist it is
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Buxton: Why one small town with very little immigration turned to Reform UK
How national concerns affected a local election in the heart of the Peak District.
www.bbc.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Love that most times my hometown is in the news it's about how racist it is
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Also the fucking ukip march is assembling at London Oratory right near here (instead of whitechapel) and I better not have to see any of them
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Also the fucking ukip march is assembling at London Oratory right near here (instead of whitechapel) and I better not have to see any of them