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@molesatwork.bsky.social
Mostly human, most of the time. Cats, photography, photos of cats, travel, socialism, humanism. No gods, no masters, and a good old-fashioned pre-PACE kick in the bollocks for orange felons, his friends, relations, heirs and successors.
I forgot about that!
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I forgot about that!
Yes, because they were kept in line by the allied powers. Nothing quietens thoughts of civil unrest quite like a .303. Lee Enfield: when you absolutely, positively got to kill every foreigner in the place, accept no substitutes.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Yes, because they were kept in line by the allied powers. Nothing quietens thoughts of civil unrest quite like a .303. Lee Enfield: when you absolutely, positively got to kill every foreigner in the place, accept no substitutes.
Really? Are we kink-shaming Bugs Bunny now? Bugs is the original hetero-flexible role-model.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Really? Are we kink-shaming Bugs Bunny now? Bugs is the original hetero-flexible role-model.
Oh please - you're all "Bugs Bunny as Southern Belle" and no-one but no-one mentions Wile E Coyote in all of this? A truly modern gal - tight sweater, short skirt, yeah I'd hit that!
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oh please - you're all "Bugs Bunny as Southern Belle" and no-one but no-one mentions Wile E Coyote in all of this? A truly modern gal - tight sweater, short skirt, yeah I'd hit that!
You were warned. There's a label right on the blanket, "May cause disappearance of important family members", but did you listen? Oh no - you just had to have THAT blanket, didn't you? Well, now kitteh's gone forever, consumed by your blanket's voracious appetite. Let this be a lesson to you.
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You were warned. There's a label right on the blanket, "May cause disappearance of important family members", but did you listen? Oh no - you just had to have THAT blanket, didn't you? Well, now kitteh's gone forever, consumed by your blanket's voracious appetite. Let this be a lesson to you.
It's not faking if YOU believe that you are in imminent peril of wasting away, despite no longer being able to fit in the largest armchair known to upholstery science :)
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's not faking if YOU believe that you are in imminent peril of wasting away, despite no longer being able to fit in the largest armchair known to upholstery science :)
Yep, they have school buses. Hell, they even elected a guy who rode to school on the short bus.
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Yep, they have school buses. Hell, they even elected a guy who rode to school on the short bus.
in other news, top feline vets report that symptoms of fainting spells and low heart rates can be remedied with the immediate application of emergency Churrus.
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
in other news, top feline vets report that symptoms of fainting spells and low heart rates can be remedied with the immediate application of emergency Churrus.
"New from Lush this holiday season: catnip-infused soaps, bubble-baths, handcreams and moisturisers."
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"New from Lush this holiday season: catnip-infused soaps, bubble-baths, handcreams and moisturisers."
Orinjbois are TehBestBois. That's SCIENCE.
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Orinjbois are TehBestBois. That's SCIENCE.
Erm...f they're strate then they're not nanas. Nananas is kurved, swot meks them nananas. Otherwise they're...I don't know, like, weird courgettes?
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Erm...f they're strate then they're not nanas. Nananas is kurved, swot meks them nananas. Otherwise they're...I don't know, like, weird courgettes?
It's a prize for the biggest fattest streak of orange peace in the room.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's a prize for the biggest fattest streak of orange peace in the room.
Cats and "should" cannot exist in the same spacetime, unless it's in the context of "I should feed the cat". Not only are you contemplating a feline felony, but you risk the very fabric of time and space by doing so.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Cats and "should" cannot exist in the same spacetime, unless it's in the context of "I should feed the cat". Not only are you contemplating a feline felony, but you risk the very fabric of time and space by doing so.
It's about bloody time - they do bugger-all to contribute the rest of the year, so the least they can do around the holidays, which tend to be more expensive when it comes to utilities, is chip in a little.
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's about bloody time - they do bugger-all to contribute the rest of the year, so the least they can do around the holidays, which tend to be more expensive when it comes to utilities, is chip in a little.
It's the thing that bothers me most about Starmer, tbh - he's bright, he's surrounded by bright people, he's got a majority you could lose a badger in, so why can't he make the bold decisions and say "you elected me to make things better - so get out of my way and let me do it"?
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's the thing that bothers me most about Starmer, tbh - he's bright, he's surrounded by bright people, he's got a majority you could lose a badger in, so why can't he make the bold decisions and say "you elected me to make things better - so get out of my way and let me do it"?
Maybe it's time we stopped worrying about what Outraged Of Penge thought and started worrying about how to make the world a better place. And if Troubled Of Tunbridge Wells doesn't like it, they can take their own advice: you don't like this country? Then leave.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Maybe it's time we stopped worrying about what Outraged Of Penge thought and started worrying about how to make the world a better place. And if Troubled Of Tunbridge Wells doesn't like it, they can take their own advice: you don't like this country? Then leave.
"one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history"
Trump says "You ain't seen nothing yet". By the time we get past this orange felon and his passel of felonious mates, Epstein's going to look like a kid who swiped a penny sucker in a candy-store.
Trump says "You ain't seen nothing yet". By the time we get past this orange felon and his passel of felonious mates, Epstein's going to look like a kid who swiped a penny sucker in a candy-store.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"one of the greatest scandals and miscarriages of justice in U.S. history"
Trump says "You ain't seen nothing yet". By the time we get past this orange felon and his passel of felonious mates, Epstein's going to look like a kid who swiped a penny sucker in a candy-store.
Trump says "You ain't seen nothing yet". By the time we get past this orange felon and his passel of felonious mates, Epstein's going to look like a kid who swiped a penny sucker in a candy-store.
I don't know, Jinx - my dance-card is pretty full-up with tabbies (most aren't as handsome as you are - some are orange, though, so they count double). What qualities do you feel you bring to the table (aside from Superb Stripyness)?
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I don't know, Jinx - my dance-card is pretty full-up with tabbies (most aren't as handsome as you are - some are orange, though, so they count double). What qualities do you feel you bring to the table (aside from Superb Stripyness)?
Top find! That must have been shortly before he had a bit-part (although there was dialogue) in Cherry 2000 (1988).
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Top find! That must have been shortly before he had a bit-part (although there was dialogue) in Cherry 2000 (1988).
Absolutely - work gives you a structure and "normalcy" to your life. There are businesses crying out for workers since Brexit - the refugees can work for them, fulfilling 2 needs at once. And if their claim is rejected, HMG knows where they are. Seemples!
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Absolutely - work gives you a structure and "normalcy" to your life. There are businesses crying out for workers since Brexit - the refugees can work for them, fulfilling 2 needs at once. And if their claim is rejected, HMG knows where they are. Seemples!
Hamster, but he probably figured that if hamsters could get it then cats and dogs could as well.
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hamster, but he probably figured that if hamsters could get it then cats and dogs could as well.
Speaking as an English (rather than American)-speaking man, you can definitely get STDs from birds. And probably flu as well, if you're close enough to the bird in question to get an STD :)
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Speaking as an English (rather than American)-speaking man, you can definitely get STDs from birds. And probably flu as well, if you're close enough to the bird in question to get an STD :)
Why is he addressing an audience while his hands are in his pockets? It looks bad, for a start, and gives the impression he's playing with himself (which honestly is probably the case).
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Why is he addressing an audience while his hands are in his pockets? It looks bad, for a start, and gives the impression he's playing with himself (which honestly is probably the case).
International law holds that you can't strip someone of their citizenship if doing so would render them stateless. If you only hold US citizenship you're covered by this - but the same does not hold true if you have more than 1 passport.
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
International law holds that you can't strip someone of their citizenship if doing so would render them stateless. If you only hold US citizenship you're covered by this - but the same does not hold true if you have more than 1 passport.