Tell Your Cat I Said "psspsspss"
@molesatwork.bsky.social
Mostly human, most of the time. Cats, photography, photos of cats, travel, socialism, humanism. No gods, no masters, and a good old-fashioned pre-PACE kick in the bollocks for orange felons, his friends, relations, heirs and successors.
I'm almost thinking I need to see this film just to see if it's really as bad as it sounds.
But I'm also thinking "Sure, but first I need to remove my testicles with a blunted corn-on-the-cob skewer, while drunk, in a darkened room."
But I'm also thinking "Sure, but first I need to remove my testicles with a blunted corn-on-the-cob skewer, while drunk, in a darkened room."
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I'm almost thinking I need to see this film just to see if it's really as bad as it sounds.
But I'm also thinking "Sure, but first I need to remove my testicles with a blunted corn-on-the-cob skewer, while drunk, in a darkened room."
But I'm also thinking "Sure, but first I need to remove my testicles with a blunted corn-on-the-cob skewer, while drunk, in a darkened room."
He heard them say "Moo", he though they were saying "Moose".
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January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
He heard them say "Moo", he though they were saying "Moose".
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If you're in the US, looking at the historical-low temperatures brought about by the winter storm, and asking "what about global warming, then?", then scientists and MIT and CalTech have some good news for you:
their research proves conclusively that you're a stupid cunt.
their research proves conclusively that you're a stupid cunt.
January 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
If you're in the US, looking at the historical-low temperatures brought about by the winter storm, and asking "what about global warming, then?", then scientists and MIT and CalTech have some good news for you:
their research proves conclusively that you're a stupid cunt.
their research proves conclusively that you're a stupid cunt.
@theguardian.com I see your proof-reader is taking a long weekend, unless John Owen really used to work for racing cookware...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 PM
@theguardian.com I see your proof-reader is taking a long weekend, unless John Owen really used to work for racing cookware...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...
Found this old video of our office's first (and to-date only) kittin-fishing contest. You may wish to form a kittin-fishing league in your company - feel free to reach out if you want a copy of the rules.
#cats #catofbluesky #kittens #kitttin-fishin
youtu.be/VYuTIcHFp0Q?...
#cats #catofbluesky #kittens #kitttin-fishin
youtu.be/VYuTIcHFp0Q?...
Kitty Fishing
YouTube video by romerd
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January 18, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Found this old video of our office's first (and to-date only) kittin-fishing contest. You may wish to form a kittin-fishing league in your company - feel free to reach out if you want a copy of the rules.
#cats #catofbluesky #kittens #kitttin-fishin
youtu.be/VYuTIcHFp0Q?...
#cats #catofbluesky #kittens #kitttin-fishin
youtu.be/VYuTIcHFp0Q?...
But guns aren't the problem, are they? No no no, it's parenting that's the problem - right?
January 17, 2026 at 1:10 AM
But guns aren't the problem, are they? No no no, it's parenting that's the problem - right?
Shoe-in for Dumbest Fuck On The Planet doubles down on title bid.
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Shoe-in for Dumbest Fuck On The Planet doubles down on title bid.
Erm...Jenrick's a Tory - not being able to "believe a word that comes out of his mouth" goes with the territory.
January 16, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Erm...Jenrick's a Tory - not being able to "believe a word that comes out of his mouth" goes with the territory.
This is going to be taken the wrong way, I can just feel it, but how about this for an idea:
- call the ICE hotline and report your Jewish (and fully legal citizens) friends, neighbours, rabbis, storekeepers, etc.
- ICE arrives, starts sweeping them up
- call the ICE hotline and report your Jewish (and fully legal citizens) friends, neighbours, rabbis, storekeepers, etc.
- ICE arrives, starts sweeping them up
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This is going to be taken the wrong way, I can just feel it, but how about this for an idea:
- call the ICE hotline and report your Jewish (and fully legal citizens) friends, neighbours, rabbis, storekeepers, etc.
- ICE arrives, starts sweeping them up
- call the ICE hotline and report your Jewish (and fully legal citizens) friends, neighbours, rabbis, storekeepers, etc.
- ICE arrives, starts sweeping them up
D'you suppose Pedo McTacoTits knows that unless he's given the prize by the actual Nobel Prize Committee then he doesn't, in fact, have the prize?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
María Corina Machado says she presented Trump with her Nobel peace prize medal
The Venezuelan opposition leader did not confirm whether the US president accepted the award
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:44 PM
D'you suppose Pedo McTacoTits knows that unless he's given the prize by the actual Nobel Prize Committee then he doesn't, in fact, have the prize?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
"You people over there! Yes, you! Keep protesting!
You people over here? Knock it the hell off already or we'll send more fascist cunts to your town, and shoot you in the face."
You people over here? Knock it the hell off already or we'll send more fascist cunts to your town, and shoot you in the face."
January 13, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"You people over there! Yes, you! Keep protesting!
You people over here? Knock it the hell off already or we'll send more fascist cunts to your town, and shoot you in the face."
You people over here? Knock it the hell off already or we'll send more fascist cunts to your town, and shoot you in the face."
@ashleysays.bsky.social
They could make a Reno 911-style show and call it "On The Rocks" :)
They could make a Reno 911-style show and call it "On The Rocks" :)
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
@ashleysays.bsky.social
They could make a Reno 911-style show and call it "On The Rocks" :)
They could make a Reno 911-style show and call it "On The Rocks" :)
If someone claims that the only constraint to their behaviour is "my own morality" then surely that's grounds to remove them whatever office they hold.
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
If someone claims that the only constraint to their behaviour is "my own morality" then surely that's grounds to remove them whatever office they hold.
If you need some non-horrible news, try this. It may be the only time the phrase "wooly incursion" appears in your feed today.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
On the lamb: 50 sheep break away from flock and storm German supermarket
Ewes and lambs coaxed out of store in Burgsinn after about 20 minutes, leaving trail of destruction in drinks section
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
If you need some non-horrible news, try this. It may be the only time the phrase "wooly incursion" appears in your feed today.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
£40m of UK taxpayer cash straight into the skyrocket of an already-obscenely rich chinless little bastard for premises which are unusable.
But sure, tell me again how the monarchy represents "good value for money", won't you?
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
But sure, tell me again how the monarchy represents "good value for money", won't you?
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
‘Catastrophic’ MoJ leasing of jail with toxic gas set to cost more than £100m
MPs criticise 10-year deal struck in ‘blind panic’ to rent Dartmoor prison, where high levels of radon had been detected
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 AM
£40m of UK taxpayer cash straight into the skyrocket of an already-obscenely rich chinless little bastard for premises which are unusable.
But sure, tell me again how the monarchy represents "good value for money", won't you?
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
But sure, tell me again how the monarchy represents "good value for money", won't you?
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Tell me that you want 1 thing done, and it will get done. It will get done expertly, with the maximum amount of care and attention, I will have considered use-cases that you didn't and accounted for them. It will be a thing of beauty that exceeds your wildest expectations.
January 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Tell me that you want 1 thing done, and it will get done. It will get done expertly, with the maximum amount of care and attention, I will have considered use-cases that you didn't and accounted for them. It will be a thing of beauty that exceeds your wildest expectations.
I don't like to brag but over the holidays I got through 45/133 pages of the translation of my g-grandpa's travel journal. His German is archaic, his sentence structure convoluted, and his politics slightly unpleasant (it was 1914 and he was Prussian), but I might actually finish the thing.
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I don't like to brag but over the holidays I got through 45/133 pages of the translation of my g-grandpa's travel journal. His German is archaic, his sentence structure convoluted, and his politics slightly unpleasant (it was 1914 and he was Prussian), but I might actually finish the thing.
Do we have any Brazilian historians in the group, especially those with knowledge of maritime history and commerce? I'm doing a translation of a travel journal from 1914, and the protagonist took a trip from Santos on a vessel named the Itaquera.
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Do we have any Brazilian historians in the group, especially those with knowledge of maritime history and commerce? I'm doing a translation of a travel journal from 1914, and the protagonist took a trip from Santos on a vessel named the Itaquera.
If you work with/for me, be put on notice:
I am closing the office at 5pm sharp so I can watch A Ghost Story for Christmas on the BBC with my mum.
I am closing the office at 5pm sharp so I can watch A Ghost Story for Christmas on the BBC with my mum.
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you work with/for me, be put on notice:
I am closing the office at 5pm sharp so I can watch A Ghost Story for Christmas on the BBC with my mum.
I am closing the office at 5pm sharp so I can watch A Ghost Story for Christmas on the BBC with my mum.
2 emails, 70 minutes apart. I wonder if they're related...
Also, "fuck Spotify".
Also, "fuck Spotify".
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
2 emails, 70 minutes apart. I wonder if they're related...
Also, "fuck Spotify".
Also, "fuck Spotify".
The mother of someone in our bike club died recently. Which is sad.
The bike club leadership unilaterally decided to make a donation from club funds to The Women's Zionist Organization of America in her memory.
The bike club leadership unilaterally decided to make a donation from club funds to The Women's Zionist Organization of America in her memory.
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The mother of someone in our bike club died recently. Which is sad.
The bike club leadership unilaterally decided to make a donation from club funds to The Women's Zionist Organization of America in her memory.
The bike club leadership unilaterally decided to make a donation from club funds to The Women's Zionist Organization of America in her memory.
One of these is the inside of one of Epstein's properties. The other is the inside of the Oval Office.
Draw your own conclusions.
Draw your own conclusions.
December 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One of these is the inside of one of Epstein's properties. The other is the inside of the Oval Office.
Draw your own conclusions.
Draw your own conclusions.
Has anyone considered that the movie Electric Dreams (1984) predicted the use of powerline adapters 2 decades before they came into common household usage?
Welcome to the World of Pinecone Computers...
Welcome to the World of Pinecone Computers...
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Has anyone considered that the movie Electric Dreams (1984) predicted the use of powerline adapters 2 decades before they came into common household usage?
Welcome to the World of Pinecone Computers...
Welcome to the World of Pinecone Computers...
That orange cunt's going to be out of office by Christmas, right?
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That orange cunt's going to be out of office by Christmas, right?
What's gone wrong with BSky's algo? Not long ago my timeline was Kittins, Cats, and some nice political discourse. Now it seems that every other post is randos talking about sexual fetishes.
If that's your thing then no judgey, but please take it off my TL. Ta muchly.
If that's your thing then no judgey, but please take it off my TL. Ta muchly.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
What's gone wrong with BSky's algo? Not long ago my timeline was Kittins, Cats, and some nice political discourse. Now it seems that every other post is randos talking about sexual fetishes.
If that's your thing then no judgey, but please take it off my TL. Ta muchly.
If that's your thing then no judgey, but please take it off my TL. Ta muchly.